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<title>Better Rethink That Poppyseed Danish In Your Kid's Lunch (Trees And Things)</title>
<link>http://www.treesandthings.com/story/2007/1/31/102123/772</link>
<description>The &lt;a href="http://www.whitehousedrugpolicy.gov/">White House Office of National Drug Control Policy&lt;/a> is launching a new initiative wherein $6.5M is available in conjunction with the US Department of Education to fund a mix of mandatory and voluntary drug testing of children in the public schools from grades 6 to 12. It appears public schools can't get enough of the ONDCP and &lt;a href="http://www.jointogether.org/news/funding/opportunities/2005/grants-for-school-based-drug.html">their grant money.&lt;/a></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 6 Feb 2007 18:24:17 EST</pubDate>
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<title>thefadd: Re: The hell with random testing, Dr. Madras.</title>
<link>http://www.treesandthings.com/story/2007/1/31/102123/772#5</link>
<description>Did you miss the news? Ted Haggard has &lt;a href="http://www.jamaica-gleaner.com/gleaner/20070207/int/int1.html">been found&lt;/a> to be 100% heterosexual!</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Feb 2007 15:36:09 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Acefantastik: Re: The hell with random testing, Dr. Madras.</title>
<link>http://www.treesandthings.com/story/2007/1/31/102123/772#4</link>
<description>Ted Haggard only loves to suck cock when Jesus isn't watching. &#160;Otherwise, &#160;he's totally not a half-gay. He was just "making up" that part where he loves manjuice in his throat. &#160;&lt;p>&#10;On a serious note, &#160;I did plenty of drugs in high sch</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Feb 2007 05:25:08 EST</pubDate>
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<title>rEvolution inAction: Re: The hell with random testing, Dr. Madras.</title>
<link>http://www.treesandthings.com/story/2007/1/31/102123/772#3</link>
<description>They didn't make it up, they just went to a private Christan school to get it.</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Feb 2007 23:56:49 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Acefantastik: Re: The hell with random testing, Dr. Madras.</title>
<link>http://www.treesandthings.com/story/2007/1/31/102123/772#2</link>
<description>The kids who turn down drugs usually don't get invited to parties, unless they aren't snitches, are willing to drive, or perhaps put out. &#160; &#160;Therefore, &#160;I postulate that Dr. Madras and her skilled team of overpaid government marketers invent</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Feb 2007 22:13:50 EST</pubDate>
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<title>MayorBob: The hell with random testing, Dr. Madras.</title>
<link>http://www.treesandthings.com/story/2007/1/31/102123/772#1</link>
<description>I know exactly which kids should be made to pee in a cup. &#160;Quoth the esteemed doctor herself:&lt;p>&#10;"I don't think there's a negative message. When I go to schools that have the federal grant they say, "We love it! It gives me an excuse not to use at par</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Feb 2007 18:53:40 EST</pubDate>
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