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<title>A Priest, a Rabbi and a Cleric Walk Into an Execution Chamber... (Trees And Things)</title>
<link>http://www.treesandthings.com/story/2007/6/4/164550/9562</link>
<description>The human race will be minus at least one person who loves a good joke come June 26th. &#160;That's the date &lt;a href="http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/scheduledexecutions.htm">the state of Texas is planning on executing&lt;/a> inmate Patrick Knight. &#160;But, before he goes to meet his maker Knight, who is paying the price for having murdered two of his neighbors, &lt;a href="http://chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/4858084.html">wants to have a killer farewell line&lt;/a>. </description>
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<title>skeptic: Re: A comment from someone else:</title>
<link>http://www.treesandthings.com/story/2007/6/4/164550/9562#9</link>
<description>My reason for suggesting the parting line, "I regret that I have but one life to give for my victims" was not so much that I believe that Knight actually regrets his actions, but to present a variation of a famous quote dating from the American Revolution,</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 9 Jun 2007 08:36:28 EST</pubDate>
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<title>thefadd: Re: A comment from someone else:</title>
<link>http://www.treesandthings.com/story/2007/6/4/164550/9562#8</link>
<description>If I killed somebody, I'd probably be like, "they were fuckers and deserved to die just like me" but then I don't think I'd really kill anybody.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Jun 2007 14:48:42 EST</pubDate>
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<title>MayorBob: A comment from someone else:</title>
<link>http://www.treesandthings.com/story/2007/6/4/164550/9562#7</link>
<description>A TnT member named skeptic sent me a message saying he had a technical problem posting this comment on this thread:&lt;p>&#10;&lt;i>To quote Joni Mitchell,&lt;p>&#10;But now it's just another show&lt;br>&#10;You leave them laughing when you go&lt;br>&#10;And if you care, don't let them </description>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Jun 2007 09:50:12 EST</pubDate>
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<title>workerant: Well, what would you have him say?</title>
<link>http://www.treesandthings.com/story/2007/6/4/164550/9562#6</link>
<description>Nobody cares about his outlook on the Iraq War, if indeed he has one. He's not a political or ideological prisoner, so we can't expect an impassioned speech from the dock. I understand that he's already said, "I'm sorry" for his crime. He's not wasting an </description>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Jun 2007 09:35:27 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Lou: Last words...</title>
<link>http://www.treesandthings.com/story/2007/6/4/164550/9562#5</link>
<description>"I commend my soul to any god who can find it"</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Jun 2007 19:47:51 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Admit The Woods: Gallows Humour</title>
<link>http://www.treesandthings.com/story/2007/6/4/164550/9562#4</link>
<description>Or, taking the term gallows humour completely literally, there's the (probably apocryphal) story of one &lt;a href="http://www.staffspasttrack.org.uk/exhibit/palmer/final%20words.htm">William Palmer&lt;/a> who, after being led to the gallows and placed on the tr</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Jun 2007 19:21:57 EST</pubDate>
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<title>thefadd: The Man</title>
<link>http://www.treesandthings.com/story/2007/6/4/164550/9562#3</link>
<description>...has admitted to his crime and accepted his fate. What more can you ask of him.&#13;&#10;&lt;p>&#13;&#10;I've never been good at thinking up jokes and my take on this is that something so contrived won't likely lead to much comedy but I have no problem with him trying.</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Jun 2007 14:53:07 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Enne: Re: A Priest, a Rabbi and a Cleric Walk Into an Ex</title>
<link>http://www.treesandthings.com/story/2007/6/4/164550/9562#2</link>
<description>The whole thing seems to mostly just be an attempt to go out with a bang of attention and controversy via gallows humor.&lt;p>&#10;It's not that I blame him; it's no different than writing a witty tombstone. &#160;The only difference in his case is that he admits</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Jun 2007 11:52:42 EST</pubDate>
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<title>MayorBob: How would you leave?</title>
<link>http://www.treesandthings.com/story/2007/6/4/164550/9562#1</link>
<description>Sick joke or not, this is the way Knight wishes to go, it's his last moment on earth so he gets to even do a Pauly Shore standup routine as far as I'm concerned. &#160;Taking a look at the past recent "customers" of the Texas death chamber, they seem to be</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Jun 2007 09:41:15 EST</pubDate>
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