Hot Rod Bob Novak Gets A Crash Course In Life (Trees And Things)

Lou: This is horrible

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 17:24:36 EST

I feel really bad about the brain tumor. What a horrible thing to go through. My thoughts go out to him, his family, and his many readers.

Lou: Every cloud has a silver lining

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 19:43:18 EST

He was probably so stressed that people were pissed that he ran down a nobody that he had to go to the doctor...and thus found the tumor.

Lou: Re: Look! We're Ignoring It! We're Ignoring It!

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 19:36:28 EST

Yeah, that person is a dick, too.

thefadd: Re: Suddenly not that funny anymore...

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 19:34:10 EST

This homeless man should be hailed as a hero for alerting Novak to his status by highlighting his impairments.

Steve Urkel: Re: Look! We're Ignoring It! We're Ignoring It!

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 18:55:22 EST

In comparison, counting TnT there are only two mentions of Krugman raping that boy.

thefadd: Look! We're Ignoring It! We're Ignoring It!

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 18:36:25 EST

Plus there are currently 117 returns for some variation on a google search of the Novak was diagnosed with a brain tumor yesterday. According to the AP:

Syndicated columnist and former "Crossfire" host Robert Novak has been diagnos

zyxwvutsr: Re: Hot Rod Bob Novak Gets A Crash Course In Life

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 10:29:31 EST
It's no crime to be blind.

MayorBob: Re: Hot Rod Bob Novak Gets A Crash Course In Life

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 10:14:11 EST
Admittedly. Novak isn't saying he didn't run someone over; he's just saying he didn't see the guy when he hit him.

zyxwvutsr: Re: Hot Rod Bob Novak Gets A Crash Course In Life

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 09:55:27 EST
Allegedly.

uncarved block: Eh, Wot?

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 09:28:53 EST
I hit a car hood once, on my bike-- a little white Toyota mini, IIRC. Not even the handlebars left much of a scratch (as in, none), though I was able to ride away, so it wasn't that hard of a crash. Even if the pedestrian had been kille

gerrymander: Re: Why make shit up?

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 09:27:40 EST
Here you go.

uncarved block: Wow

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 09:22:09 EST
That must have been one tough pedestrian. Did that car hit the second coming of John Wayne or something?

Lou: Re: Hot Rod Bob Novak Gets A Crash Course In Life

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 08:45:30 EST
hard of hearing homeless man
Thank Bog that Bob didn't run down someone important.

Lou: We are so jaded

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 08:40:41 EST
bastard child John Edwards implanted in a model/actress/hooker/waitress while his wife was dying of cancer.
This is ground already well covered by Newt Gingritch. At least the wife with Cancer thingy. Politicians having sex problems i

Lou: Re: Why make shit up?

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 07:00:29 EST
I missed that...link please?

gerrymander: Why make shit up?

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 00:02:42 EST
I mean, seriously: this past week's gift was email from the LA Times forbidding any mention of the bastard child John Edwards implanted in a model/actress/hooker/waitress while his wife was dying of cancer. Do we really need fictionalized abs

Lou: Why flee

Sun, 27 Jul 2008 21:22:49 EST
I do doubt he was trying to flee; he'd have to know something was up, first.
Why run? Once he saw that it was no one important, he realized that he did nothing wrong.

skeeter1: Re: skeptical as usual

Sun, 27 Jul 2008 20:56:24 EST
"Most corvettes don't dent; they've got fiberglass bodies."
I saw a Corvette in an accident once, and the body literally exploded.

Lou: Re: the Gordon Dimension

Sun, 27 Jul 2008 15:30:50 EST
you.are.such.a.dick

Steve Urkel: Re: the Gordon Dimension

Sun, 27 Jul 2008 14:51:54 EST
Here's a police surveillance photo of Krugman lurking in the Harry Potter section of a Barnes & Noble in the hopes of luring young boys. Note the perverted gle

Lou: the Gordon Dimension

Sun, 27 Jul 2008 14:32:45 EST
What the sweet fuck are you talking about? Have you been dimension skipping again? I mean, you'd think you'd see something about this on Freeper or Little Green Footballs...at the very least you'd find Anne Coulter pleasuring herself to such a

Steve Urkel: MSM your bias is showing again

Sun, 27 Jul 2008 14:12:07 EST
Why is Bob Novak being in a minor automobile accident widely reported while at the same time there is complete media silence about the 10 year old boy Paul Krugman raped?

delete me: Re: skeptical as usual

Sun, 27 Jul 2008 13:35:09 EST
Most corvettes don't dent; they've got fiberglass bodies. I imagine that if it was a low-speed hit (stop, then turn right at red), there may not be any obvious damage. Though, lack of mention of damage doesn't mean there is none. There's only been mention

wetkarma: skeptical as usual

Sun, 27 Jul 2008 04:35:36 EST
Reading the story carefully there are a few things that don't jibe:

someone is splayed across your windshield, yet there is no mention of damage to the corvette. No dents..no dings....the vehicle is not a truck, lean on it hard and i

uncarved block: Cyclist Chimes In

Sat, 26 Jul 2008 09:41:52 EST
Well, actually I don't ride as much as I used to- living across the street from work will do that- but I can tell you I believe the victim. From a fair amount of direct experience, the biggest blind spot for many drivers is the front w

MC Nally: Re: Hot Rod Bob Novak Gets A Crash Course In Life

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 21:24:56 EST
I'm offering bonus style points to the first right-wing talk show host who describes the hit-and-run victim's experience as "no worse than a fraternity hazing."

zyxwvutsr: Re: Hot Rod Bob Novak Gets A Crash Course In Life

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 19:29:02 EST
I'm not a hard of hearing homeless man, so I don't think I have anything to fear from Bob Novak and his shit-eating grin.

keta: Re: Hot Rod Bob Novak Gets A Crash Course In Life

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 18:36:35 EST
Better he cracks you up than runs you down.

zyxwvutsr: Re: Hot Rod Bob Novak Gets A Crash Course In Life

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:41:25 EST
Man, Novak cracks me up. He was funny before this, and he's even funnier now.

MayorBob: In case anyone is interested in how I voted.

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:03:47 EST
I voted that, yes, traffic laws are for everyone and it gives me that much more glee that this story is about Novak. Because, you know when you run over pedestrians it's highly likely you won't notice they were there. Especially if the struck pedestrian