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Anti-War Hero

thefadd.

Posted to Diary on Thu Sep 25, 2008 at 07:37:31 PM EST. RSS.

Earlier this year, US President George W. Bush reportedly nixed Israeli plans to bomb Iranian targets. That war the US was running up on? Not so much.

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How Do You Beat A Traffic Ticket?

MayorBob.

Posted to Diary on Thu Sep 25, 2008 at 09:31:59 AM EST. RSS.

You're tooling down the interstate, zipping lane to lane, casually passing car after car when you hear the shrill sound of the siren behind you and you see the flashers atop the police cruiser driven by the officer who wants you to pull over.  Before you bring your car to a halt you realize a couple of things: you were doing 10 to 20 miles over the speed limit; you're aware you don't really have an excuse for speeding; and you need the ticket and the points like you need a hole in the head.  As you reach for your license, registration and insurance you know the only way out is to come up with a stunning ploy.  What do you do?  Actually, your options are wide open.  At least there are ten good ones, according to jalopnik.com -- everything from "I gotta poop" to crying like a baby to disarming humor to lying like a cheap rug to being uber polite.  What's your favored approach?  Better yet, what's actually worked for you?

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Clay Aiken Comes Out of the Closet

profwhat.

Posted to Diary on Tue Sep 23, 2008 at 10:07:30 PM EST. RSS.

Via his own "Yes, I'm gay" cover on People magazine.  Female heterosexual "Claymates" freak out.

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Update: City Raids Cherry Pit

thefadd.

Posted to Diary on Tue Sep 23, 2008 at 07:46:45 PM EST. RSS.

The Dallas area swinger's club known as the Cherry Pit was raided weapons-drawn by police for charges of prostitution and money laundering shortly after its owner was arrested for illegally serving alcohol.

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Hello! Why Is This So Fucking Hard to Understand?

keta.

Posted to Diary on Mon Sep 22, 2008 at 05:22:37 PM EST. RSS.

How many fucking times do people have to be told, "Don't feed the bears."?

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Idaho trip

delete me.

Posted to Diary on Mon Sep 22, 2008 at 01:36:57 AM EST. RSS.

Took a trip to Idaho the first weekend in September.

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I am burned out

JimmyHavok.

Posted to Diary on Sun Sep 21, 2008 at 05:41:41 PM EST. RSS.

I worked 15 hours at a primary election polling station yesterday, and I am feeling it today.

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Who's hotter now?

tomc.

Posted to Diary on Sun Sep 21, 2008 at 12:00:57 AM EST. RSS.

Sarah or Zippy?

Zippy's got that foreign affairs experience thing goin' on that just makes me hot!

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Behold the power of unconfirmed rumor and innuendo

pO157.

Posted to Diary on Sat Sep 20, 2008 at 03:09:40 PM EST. RSS.

Rumor leads to almost all the gas stations in Nashville being pumped dry as panic induces residents to stock up. Drivers were reported to be following gas trucks and lines at the few stations with fuel extended over a mile.

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Pop Quiz

thefadd.

Posted to Diary on Fri Sep 19, 2008 at 05:45:35 PM EST. RSS.

What's the best Shakespeare?

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Belgian sex ed commercial...

port1080.

Posted to Etcetera on Fri Sep 19, 2008 at 02:56:03 PM EST. RSS.

...that (if it ran in the US) would leave conservatives spitting mad!

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Third Party Ticket?

thefadd.

Posted to Diary on Thu Sep 18, 2008 at 05:43:29 PM EST. RSS.

For each of the last two elections at least, it has been a common political theme to complain that the Republican and Democratic candidates for President are no more than peas in the same political pod, so to speak. Comedian David Letterman, for example referred to George Bush and Al Gore as one person named "Al Bore" in 2000 while the television show South Park referred to the 2004 choice between George Bush and John Kerry as a choice between a douche and turd sandwich.

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