Vice, Vice, Baby!
pO157.
Posted to Etcetera on Wed Oct 04, 2006 at 02:10:11 PM EST. RSS.
In these times of economic uncertainty wouldn't you like to know a place to park your hard earned cash that has a record of strongly outperforming the market and investing in assets humanity can't seem to do without? Perhaps your answer is The Vice Fund.™
The fund is based on the idea that humanity will always consume certain products and services; therefore the managers invest accordingly. For example, their largest holding is cigarette maker Altria, Inc. Other assets include stock in alcohol manufacturers Diageo LLC, and gambling concerns.
As one would expect, on the matter of guns v. butter, the fund plows the dollars into arms manufacturers (who have constantly outperformed the market for the past 30+ years). From their literature:
Afghanistan, Iraq, North Korea. Those should be reason enough to believe in Defense Stocks. Homeland Security and anti-terrorism have become large, profitable industries. So called "Socially Responsible Investors" would claim that you shouldn't own stocks that have anything to do with defense or weapons. That means that all of the Aerospace and Defense Industries are to be avoided. Maybe in a perfect world these industries wouldn't need to exist, but until that perfect world does exist, we want to own these stocks.Obviously, investors wouldn't be sinking their dollars into this venture if it wasn't lucrative. The fund, 4 years old, has made an average quarterly 3 year return of 20.74%, clobbering the rest of the market. Of course, those with only a few bucks to invest may be better off simply trying to get rich at the casino instead of buying stock in it --- the prospectus mentions an initial $4,000 buy-in required (that's up from the $2,500 buy-in price of a few years ago).Through good times and bad times, Aerospace and Defense firms employ millions of Americans and contribute billions of dollars to the U.S. economy. They provide technological innovations that are used in almost all of our daily lives. Why wouldn't we want to invest in these companies?
edited by Port1080 and 1fastdog
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