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IRS Bloodsuckers Out To Get Blade Star

MayorBob.

Posted to Business on Wed Oct 25, 2006 at 10:12:30 AM EST. RSS.

If it sounds too good to be true, it almost assuredly is.  Hollywood action star Wesley Snipes should have thought about that piece of wisdom when he hooked up with some tax preparers.  They more or less assured him he wouldn't have to pay taxes on his substantial income. But, no alarm bells went off and, as a result, the star of movies like the Blade franchise and White Men Can't Jump is charged with multiple counts of tax evasion.

When the word first got out about Snipes' problem with the IRS, his whereabouts were unknown.  But that's been cleared up and it turns out he's in Namibia shooting a film.  No word on when Tommy Lee Jones and Joe Pantuliano will be sent packing to Africa to pick him up.  The feds might want to think about it though, as Namibia has no extradition treaty with the US.  Snipes' alleged transgressions include close to nine years worth of underreporting, non-reporting, lying on his tax returns, and then sending the IRS something in the neighborhood of (US)$12 million in worthless checks to cover the amount he had evaded paying over the years.  Snipes is the latest, and the biggest, of what have become known as "Section 861" violators.  This involves using a portion of the federal code to claim they owe no tax on money earned.

Unfortunately for Snipes and others falling afoul of the IRS over these claims, they conveniently ignored several other sections of the code which make it clear that all income from any source is taxable unless specifically excluded.  Snipes, and his tax preparers, filed an amended return where he claimed he didn't really earn $19 million over a two year period - he earned nothing, putting him in line for a $7.4 million return.  He also didn't bother to file any taxes for six more years.  All tolled, with the money owed and the false information files and the non-reporting, Snipes could spend the next 16 years in prison.  Snipes' taxes were prepared for him by Eddie Kahn and Doug Rosile, who began their association with Snipes as American Rights Litigators (ARL) but later traded under the name of Guiding Lights of God Ministry, a purported tax-exempt organization.  Kahn and Rosile face 12 years in prison as a result of their participation in the Section 861 scheme.  But, if Snipes was unaware that Kahn was basically a modern day snake oil salesman, any other number of people knew it.

With a debt close to $12 million, Snipes doesn't qualify as the biggest celebrity tax cheat of all time.  That record still belongs to singer/song writer Willie Nelson whose claims of losses in some questionable tax shelters earned him a tax bill of $16 million.  He managed to wangle a settlement with the government of around $9 million, but the IRS is really after Snipes on this one.  This is because Snipes is the most famous of those involved in Section 861 schemes.  The IRS has been trying to crack down on it for years for a number of years.  And, as Leona Helmsley can attest, the IRS loves to have a high profile tax cheat it can use as an example.  People will say and claim the craziest things to avoid paying taxes.  Of course, if you have some sort of half-assed reason for not paying your taxes, the IRS will likely have a rebuttal.

edited by Port1080

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IRS Bloodsuckers

nmiguy.

Wed Oct 25, 2006 at 03:15:25 PM EST

4.50 (astute, astute)

How clever, equating the IRS and the vampire Blade.  But I think most people would probably agree that the IRS is not at fault here, it is Wesley Snipes who is in the wrong.  The IRS should go after these big tax cheats.  The little guy who cuts the corners and tries to get back the most he can, who makes mistakes on his taxes etc, probably doesn't deserve the hassel the IRS can dish out.  But these rich assholes who try and skip out on taxes, well they should be the focus of the IRS attentions first.  

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Re: IRS Bloodsuckers

MayorBob.

Wed Oct 25, 2006 at 07:17:14 PM EST

none

Quasi-vampire Blade, according to the storyline of the movie.  Snipes character in Blade was vampire hunter.  And the title was merely some wordsplay.

Illegitimi non carborundum.

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Re: IRS Bloodsuckers Out To Get Blade Star

port1080.

Wed Oct 25, 2006 at 01:07:20 PM EST

4.00 (interesting)

Tax cheats are a universal problem, no matter the form of revenue collection. If you have an income tax, creative accounting will take you to the route Mr. Snipes attempted to travel. If you use a sales or value added tax, a black market will develop (particularly if that tax is very high, as in the EU). Reliance on tariffs or direct government revenues (such as Arab state's reliance on oil revenues) leads to corruption and an inherently weak state (since revenue collection is one of the key ways states exert control over their populations).

I'm not sure what the best system is, but it strikes me that simpler should be better. Right now in the US (depending on the state) you have to file as many as four or five (if you work in multiple locations) and at least two (state and federal, and usually local too) different tax returns every year. We end up spending millions each year just to have our taxes prepared. While our federal system makes a unified state / local tax structure almost impossible, the federal system could be simplified if there was political will.

My personal preference would be to eliminate the separate tax lines for social security and Medicare (and thus the fiction that there's really a distinction between the revenue pools) and roll it all up into a flat 10-15% across the board income tax, a low (say 2-3%) federal VAT tax, a low financial transaction tax, and a revamped estate tax (these last two would help moderate the regressive nature of the flat and VAT taxes). A diverse but minimalist tax base makes it less worthwhile and more difficult to cheat, because cheating in one area would only save you a lesser amount, and each extra tax you tried to cheat on would make it more likely you would be caught. Simplifying the income tax would also make accounting mistakes much less likely (I'm sure many Americans underpay simply because they don't realize what they owe - I know I've been confused on occasion, and my taxes are relatively simple). The simplification would also drastically reduce the need for accounts for the majority of Americans, thus freeing that money up for more productive economic uses.

Ce n'est pas une pipe. C'est une signature.

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Re: IRS Bloodsuckers Out To Get Blade Star

stevetherobot.

Wed Oct 25, 2006 at 02:06:21 PM EST

none

Blade Star sounds like a stripper name.

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Re: IRS Bloodsuckers Out To Get Blade Star

Thalia.

Wed Oct 25, 2006 at 05:43:25 PM EST

none

I don't know about Wesley Snipes, but this story makes me wonder if he is (1) stupid and got taken in by idiot scammers, (2) stupid and believed that he could scam the IRS without anyone noticing, or (3) principled and deluded.

Anyone know more about the guy, beyond that he played some muscle-bound vampire hunter?

Thalia

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First Malcom, then Martin, now Wesley

Steve Urkel.

Wed Oct 25, 2006 at 07:26:40 PM EST

4.00 (funny)

True story....So Andy (Dick) is hanging out in LA, and he gets loaded and goes into the bathroom and Snipes is in there with two of his homeboys doing blow and Snipes says "Get the fuck outta here" so Andy says "What is this, a black thing?" so even though Snipes says all the time he's a martial arts badass and Andy is a skinny bisexsual Snipes has his thugs grab Andy then before he hits him in the stomach. This pissed of Rogan (Joe) (he knows Andy from Newsradio remember), so he challenged Snipes to get in the Octagon with him. Snipes declined.

That's the kind of guy Wesley Snipes is.  

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Re: First Malcom, then Martin, now Wesley

Lou.

Wed Oct 25, 2006 at 08:12:48 PM EST

none

Interesting...but I'm not following the title to your post.  Explain?

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine

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Re: First Malcom, then Martin, now Wesley

Steve Urkel.

Thu Oct 26, 2006 at 01:04:27 AM EST

5.00 (interesting)

Malcolm = Malcolm Forbes, who died mysteriously shortly after his son began advocating the Flat Tax.

Martin = Martin "Red" Beckman, who co-authored a book proving the 16th amendment was never properly ratified, meaning we don't have to pay taxes. For this the government confiscated his property.

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Re: First Malcom, then Martin, now Wesley

Thalia.

Thu Oct 26, 2006 at 03:44:33 AM EST

5.00 (informative)

They didn't confiscate his property for writing a book.  They confiscated it because he took his own advice & refused to pay taxes.  A bit of a difference there.

Thalia

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Re: First Malcom, then Martin, now Wesley

Steve Urkel.

Thu Oct 26, 2006 at 12:35:29 PM EST

1.00

That's one interpretation. At least we agree Malcolm's death was because his son advocated the Flat Tax.

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Murder or a heart attack?

Lou.

Thu Oct 26, 2006 at 06:10:22 PM EST

5.00 (brilliant)

That's one interpretation. At least we agree Malcolm's death was because his son advocated the Flat Tax.

Is that what they're calling heart attacks these days?  You must be right Gordito...since who ever heard of a fast living 70 year old man dying of a heart attack.

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine

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Re: First Malcom, then Martin, now Wesley

stevetherobot.

Fri Oct 27, 2006 at 11:17:06 AM EST

4.00 (funny)

I thought you were referring to Malcolm X and Martin Luther King Jr., thought I couldn't figure out who Wesley was.  Wesley Crusher?  And I had two WTF thoughts.  1.  WTF, Wesley Crusher was a black civil rights leader?  2.  WTF, the IRS killed Malcolm X and Martin Luther King Jr.?

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Re: First Malcom, then Martin, now Wesley

Steve Urkel.

Sat Oct 28, 2006 at 01:40:39 PM EST

none

I think 20 years from now Wesley Crusher will be considered a black civil rights leader, but we still have a long way to go.

Wasn't MLK accused of and acquitted of tax evasion? I realize I could look this up, but then we could all look everything up....

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Re: IRS Bloodsuckers Out To Get Blade Star

MayorBob.

Wed Oct 25, 2006 at 07:14:54 PM EST

none

Don't know a thing about the guy beyond his film roles.  We're not likely to get any information about Snipes soon, as he's planning on staying in Namibia until filming on his picture wraps in December.

Illegitimi non carborundum.

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