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Get Out Your Short Term Crystal Balls And Tell Us What's Up In 2007.

MayorBob.

Posted to Etcetera on Thu Dec 14, 2006 at 08:37:55 AM EST (promoted by port1080). RSS.

The Economist puts on its clairvoyance cap and offers its best guess at what's coming round the bend at us in 2007.  Some of this stuff is premium content (and perhaps someone with a subscription can let us in on what the magazine had to say about France after Chirac, quo vadis Iraq, and why the Hezbollah-Israeli war of 2006 might have profound implications for Israel in 2007.  But, a lot of the articles are free and they say that 2007 will still be all about Bush, when it's not about mafias or the web as a serial killer.

John Micklethwait says it's hard to be optimistic about 2007, what with all the problems we face on the global stage.  He believes one thing the world is on the verge of having is a vacuum in political leadership; Tony Blair and Jacques Chirac won't be there soon and the new leadership in Japan will be focused on internal politics as the Chinese will be focused on their economy.  And then there's George W. Bush - he'll still be there.  But, he's going to continue to be stuck to the tarbaby he created when Iraq was invaded.  We went over some of this stuff recently, but our view asked for an approach over the next two years and Micklethwait is looking at 2007 and believes, if Bush doesn't hit the track running soon, his historical legacy will be shot.  He suggests a few things to do.  First, he suggests that assume his position as the world's senior economic leader and get with the unglamorous business of rescuing the Doha trade round from failure.  Peace in the Middle East might be nice, but Bush might be carrying too much baggage to do anything worthwhile there.  Thus, Micklethwait sees the environment as the last, best hope for George Bush.  This, of course, means learning to admit that climate change is a reality and some sort of Kyoto Protocol-like approach needs to be agreed upon.

Misha Glenny looks at 2007 and says it could be a very good year for gangsters of all types.  He begins by saying which gangsters might not be having a good year and finds the gangsters of Russia and Eastern Europe might have their styles cramped by virtue of crackdowns from their respective governments.  Elsewhere, it's pretty much a laissez faire world out there.  Afghan opium production is and will continue to be on the rise.  Kidnapping and corruption are profit centers in Iraq with most of the earnings ending up in Jordan.  Glenny points out that, due to the perversity of marijuana laws, Canada is now "home to the largest number of criminal syndicates in the world " - a distinction which could end if Canadians managed to rationalize their pot laws.  One of the criminal enterprises officials in the EU should take seriously is something called Missing Trader Intra-Community VAT Fraud (all pdf docs) -- a (US)$65 billion a year enterprise.

Finally, Chris Anderson says that the web, just as it did with the print media, music, and the movies, will make life a lot more interesting for television in 2007.  Anderson observes that sitcoms are becoming an extinct species on television shows and he sees more pressure coming from the short, brilliant, fascinating, and seemingly free content available on the internet on outlets like youtube.com or Google videos.  The product offered by the web is transforming audiences from consumers of half hour to hour long comedy or drama to snackers of the two to three minute videos.  Anderson predicts that when the online revenue model matches up with the content that people want to watch "the house of cards that is the economics of the broadcast TV industry will come crashing down."

Tags: edited by Port1080, written by MayorBob, predictions, politics, George Bush, crime, tv, internet (all tags)

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Based On The Way He's Ending 2006 ...

MayorBob.

Thu Dec 14, 2006 at 01:55:15 PM EST

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... I doubt George Bush is going to find any way of rescuing his administration as being anything but a lamentable tragedy for the American people (not to mention the world).  As he draws away from any possible straws thrust in his direction by the Iraq Study Group and hunkers down with a bunch of people restless to tell him what he wants to hear, it's obvious he never made a mistake -- not one single one -- in his entire administration.

Illegitimi non carborundum.

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Re: Based On The Way He's Ending 2006 ...

pO157.

Thu Dec 14, 2006 at 02:58:40 PM EST

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I wonder how his popularity ratings will do. I think they'll float somewhere around the low to mid 30s, occasionally rising into the 40s. I mean, after all the crap that has gone down it seems pretty clear that there will always be some who support him, no matter what. Did Nixon even crack the 20s toward the end?

I think impeachment is out of the question. I think as time progresses he'll simply become more and more irrelevant on the world stage as his doings spin out of control and as the elections approach.

Roses are red, some diamonds are blue, and that's Mr. pO157 to you.

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Republicans will control the Senate

tomc.

Thu Dec 14, 2006 at 03:28:32 PM EST

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I predict that a couple of secret payments into offshore bank accounts will cause key members of a surgical team to stand back and allow Senator Tim Johnson to meet his maker.

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Scry

Steve Urkel.

Thu Dec 14, 2006 at 04:32:50 PM EST

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Prediction: Scientists realize we are entering another ice age....

Prediction: Banjocore breaks big, the way Punk did 1997....

Prediction: horse wins Kentucky Derby....

Prediction:People finally realized Internet sucks, huge resurgence in live theatre......

Prediction:Pride Fighting surges in popularity, Fedor retains title as baddest man on the planet....

Prediction:Prior to 2007, I notice this comment isn't funny at all, so I stop wri

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Re: Scry

Acefantastik.

Fri Dec 15, 2006 at 07:03:13 PM EST

4.50 (funny, funny)

Prediction: Scientists realize we are entering another ice age....

Rendering the televised nipples of Barbara Walters, Rosie O'Donnell, Ellen Degeneres, and Al Roker pointy and visibile at all times.  HDTV will be outlawed by Dictator-for-life Pelosi, but sadly, millions will have already gouged out their own eyes.

Prediction: Banjocore breaks big, the way Punk did 1997....

Banjocore's success will eat itself when Bono and Britney Spears attempt to extend their fleeting fame by recording a banjocore pop hit together.  This record will be prevented from going #1 due to the unceasing ubiquity of the new Soylent Gringo single.

Prediction: horse wins Kentucky Derby....

The horse will then lose its crown due to a public outrage that will ensue when a naked photo of the horse is printed in the New York Times.  The resulting clerical confusion will result in the jockey of the second place horse to be declared the new champion.  The jockey will then be forced to mate with Chelsea Clinton.  The offspring centaur is an immediate frontrunner for the 2016 elections (since centaurs age 8 years for every human year, it will be old enough)

Prediction:People finally realized Internet sucks, huge resurgence in live theatre....

Gay marriage will be legal by July 4th.  National Coming Out Day replaces Labor Day as biggest BBQ of the year,  with extra sausage and roast beef curtains for everyone.

Prediction:Pride Fighting surges in popularity, Fedor retains title as baddest man on the planet...

You underestimate Mahir.  He's been hunkering down in Izmir, training hard.  Very hard.  

Prediction:Prior to 2007, I notice this comment isn't funny at all, so I stop wri

I don't think that threads here ever close, so you can always come back and finish the job.   (that's what she said!)

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Re: Scry

MayorBob.

Fri Dec 15, 2006 at 07:19:38 PM EST

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Is Soylent Gringo thinking about doing a banjocore album?

Illegitimi non carborundum.

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Re: Scry

Acefantastik.

Thu Dec 21, 2006 at 08:11:21 AM EST

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Is Soylent Gringo thinking about doing a banjocore album?

Its more of a song-cycle type deal.  Sort of like Age of Innocence meets Cats.  

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Re: Scry

MayorBob.

Thu Dec 14, 2006 at 09:58:27 PM EST

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Personally I think if people desert the internet, street mimes will be all the rage.

Illegitimi non carborundum.

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Re: Scry

gerrymander.

Fri Dec 15, 2006 at 08:52:29 AM EST

4.00 (funny)

Your dystopian vision appalls and fascinates me, MayorBob.

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