Ed Hominem

tomc.

Posted to Diary on Sat Sep 30, 2006 at 05:17:51 PM EST. RSS.

So it should come as no surprise that Satan invented language.  Way back when I inhabited Paradise, everyone just beamed at each other most of the time.  After a while that can get pretty sappy.  So I invented language, and that was the main reason I was exiled from Paradise.  (That thing about wondering why we all had to worship God was just the straw that broke the camel's back, really.)

So I come to my friend, Ed.  He was the pinnacle in my creative career.  I mean, someone gets into some philosophical argument with you, and after you've had more or less enough of listening to that person's guff, you just say, "Yeah, but you fart ALL THE TIME."  Thank you, Ed Hominem.  Case closed.  Time for a beer with your real friends.  Who do these intellectual smarty-pants think they are, anyway?

And it always helps that God chooses the ugliest and smelliest people to make his arguments.