Mannequin Man
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Posted to Etcetera on Wed Jan 17, 2007 at 10:16:01 AM EST (promoted by port1080). RSS.
Ronald Dotson of Detroit, Michigan may or may not be a dummy. But, he does prefer the company of dummies, so much so that he'll go to great lengths to be in the company of them. The dummies referred to are your basic store female mannequins and because the 39-year-old Dotson has gone to great lengths on more than one occasion, he's got a problem. Because he's once again been arrested for breaking and entering and stealing mannequins from a store, Dotson faces the prospect of life in prison.
Dotson's most recent run-in with the law occurred this past October, less than a week after being released from jail. That's when he broke into a cleaning supply store in an attempt to abscond with a mannequin decked out in a French maid's uniform. This marks his seventh arrest for committing essentially the same crime. As a matter of fact, his criminal record includes nothing other than stealing female mannequins - offenses which have drawn him repeat appearances in the state prison. Unfortunately for Dotson, prosecutors have run out of patience with Dotson and are charging him as an habitual offender and, if convicted, could result in a life sentence.
There are no details whether Dotson did or had anything kinky in mind for the dummies he stole. Who knows, perhaps he thought he was channeling Andrew McCarthy? Even the prosecutor believes that Dotson should get help. However, the state believes he should get that help "in a prison setting." Kinky mannequin fetishes are not unheard of. However, according to his defense attorney, psychiatrists aren't sure if there's any therapy available to him.
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