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Here's My Medical Excuse From the Offices Of Doctor Epson.

MayorBob.

Posted to Business on Fri Oct 26, 2007 at 10:57:42 AM EST (promoted by port1080). RSS.

According to those who keep track of these things, the absentee rate from work hovers in the 2.3 to 2.5 percent range.  It also seems that being ill is not the leading reason for bagging a day at the office - only 34 percent of those calling in sick actually have some sort of illness.  Two thirds of those taking sick leave are actually doing it for "family issues, personal needs, stress and an entitlement mentality."  But, what to do if your boss is onto your slacker ways and starts demanding signed notes from a doctor that you were actually sick?  Well, this is the 21st century and you have a computer, right?  Just download a US$20 software package with realistic excuse notes that look like they've been signed by a real doctor.  What could go wrong?

Don't ask Nina Weems that question.  The Newark, New Jersey woman ran afoul of traffic court for using a myexcusedabsence.com-generated doctor's note.  Not only does she owe the $190 for the speeding ticket, they could throw in a contempt charge to boot.  Weems aside, the business of selling bogus notes is common on the internet.  And it's not just to skip out on jury duty or bag a day at work; fake excuses can be had for more devious purposes, but the most frequent use is to get out of work.

Why not, is the question myexcusedabsence.com's co-founder John Liddell reasons, "millions of Americans work dead-end jobs, and sometimes they just need a day off."  Liddell's partner Darl Waterhouse doesn't believe the risk of being found out is all that high, what with an official looking note and patient privacy rights.  There might be other problems however.

Dr. John Sadler of the University of Texas thinks the "practice is just awful."  He suggested that if enough bogus notes are presented by people using the same doctor's name on the note, the doctor could be implicated in the scam.  This is the opinion on a legal blog that professional reputations could be at stake and the disclaimer on the web site that this is all "for entertainment only" is disingenuous.  Randy Cohen, who writes "The Ethicist" column for the New York Times says it's bad enough to call in sick when you're actually fine, "you escalate it when you start supplying counterfeit documents."  Beyond that, doing so is a "fireable offense" according to one lawyer.

Tags: edited by Port1080, written by MayorBob, work, illness, absenteeism, excuses (all tags)

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America's absured work culture

port1080.

Fri Oct 26, 2007 at 11:30:43 AM EST

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Maybe, just maybe, if businesses were willing to let us take a reasonable amount of time off each year, this wouldn't be a problem.  Working class Americans are in a Catch22 a lot of the time.  They have to work 9 to 5 (or 8 to 4:30, or whatever), which just so happens to be the exact same time that most doctor's offices, banks, lawyers, etc, are open.  So what happens if your child is sick and you need to take him/her to the doctor?  What happens if you need to see a bank manager to fill out a loan application?  What happens if you need to talk to a lawyer for whatever reason?  You either "call in sick" or you get fired for skipping work.  Unless they're unionized, working-class jobs rarely accrue more than a few days a year vacation.  My mother works an office/secretarial job, and she's both proud of and worried that she's taken THREE full days (plus a few half days) off since she started working there four years ago.  Proud, because she thinks that's pretty good, but worried, because she thinks it might not be good enough.  Is that any way to live?  We need to collectively use this software to forge a prescription from the Europeans, and mandate at least two weeks of guaranteed paid leave for every worker, every year.  There are any number of good reasons to expect that the cost will level out, too. Sick workers are less productive, and yet we force them to work - which just spreads the illness, making more people sick, making everyone less productive.  Ditto for stressed out workers - how productive can you be when you're worrying about whether you'll get fired if you take a day off to file a mortgage application?

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Damn typo

port1080.

Fri Oct 26, 2007 at 11:38:41 AM EST

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So obviously this was double-posted, my apologies.  I hit submit before I noticed the typo in the title, but I thought I had hit stop before it actually posted the comment, so I went ahead and reposted it with a corrected title.  Bad call.  Unfortunately, even the editors don't have the power to delete or edit posts once they're on the board, so nothing to see here, move along, move along.

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America's crazy work culture

port1080.

Fri Oct 26, 2007 at 11:31:20 AM EST

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Maybe, just maybe, if businesses were willing to let us take a reasonable amount of time off each year, this wouldn't be a problem.  Working class Americans are in a Catch22 a lot of the time.  They have to work 9 to 5 (or 8 to 4:30, or whatever), which just so happens to be the exact same time that most doctor's offices, banks, lawyers, etc, are open.  So what happens if your child is sick and you need to take him/her to the doctor?  What happens if you need to see a bank manager to fill out a loan application?  What happens if you need to talk to a lawyer for whatever reason?  You either "call in sick" or you get fired for skipping work.  Unless they're unionized, working-class jobs rarely accrue more than a few days a year vacation.  My mother works an office/secretarial job, and she's both proud of and worried that she's taken THREE full days (plus a few half days) off since she started working there four years ago.  Proud, because she thinks that's pretty good, but worried, because she thinks it might not be good enough.  Is that any way to live?  We need to collectively use this software to forge a prescription from the Europeans, and mandate at least two weeks of guaranteed paid leave for every worker, every year.  There are any number of good reasons to expect that the cost will level out, too. Sick workers are less productive, and yet we force them to work - which just spreads the illness, making more people sick, making everyone less productive.  Ditto for stressed out workers - how productive can you be when you're worrying about whether you'll get fired if you take a day off to file a mortgage application?

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Fine?

Lou.

Fri Oct 26, 2007 at 01:13:43 PM EST

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Randy Cohen, who writes "The Ethicist" column for the New York Times says it's bad enough to call in sick when you're actually fine,

Fine?  Define, fine.  Oh sure...you might not have a cold or sore throat or cancer or something...but what happens when you wake up in the morning and physically you feel "fine", but have a soul-crushing despair over what you have to do to survive...is that fine?

I think not.

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine

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Re: Fine?

thefadd.

Fri Oct 26, 2007 at 02:25:18 PM EST

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If I've come to realize anything in the past year, it's to see straight through such strident protestations. Randy Cohen's obviously just covering for the fact that he abuses his sick days like a rag doll.

It is easy to buy small plaster models of what you think life is like.

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