Here's My Medical Excuse From the Offices Of Doctor Epson.
MayorBob.
Posted to Business on Fri Oct 26, 2007 at 10:57:42 AM EST (promoted by port1080). RSS.
According to those who keep track of these things, the absentee rate from work hovers in the 2.3 to 2.5 percent range. It also seems that being ill is not the leading reason for bagging a day at the office - only 34 percent of those calling in sick actually have some sort of illness. Two thirds of those taking sick leave are actually doing it for "family issues, personal needs, stress and an entitlement mentality." But, what to do if your boss is onto your slacker ways and starts demanding signed notes from a doctor that you were actually sick? Well, this is the 21st century and you have a computer, right? Just download a US$20 software package with realistic excuse notes that look like they've been signed by a real doctor. What could go wrong?
Don't ask Nina Weems that question. The Newark, New Jersey woman ran afoul of traffic court for using a myexcusedabsence.com-generated doctor's note. Not only does she owe the $190 for the speeding ticket, they could throw in a contempt charge to boot. Weems aside, the business of selling bogus notes is common on the internet. And it's not just to skip out on jury duty or bag a day at work; fake excuses can be had for more devious purposes, but the most frequent use is to get out of work.
Why not, is the question myexcusedabsence.com's co-founder John Liddell reasons, "millions of Americans work dead-end jobs, and sometimes they just need a day off." Liddell's partner Darl Waterhouse doesn't believe the risk of being found out is all that high, what with an official looking note and patient privacy rights. There might be other problems however.
Dr. John Sadler of the University of Texas thinks the "practice is just awful." He suggested that if enough bogus notes are presented by people using the same doctor's name on the note, the doctor could be implicated in the scam. This is the opinion on a legal blog that professional reputations could be at stake and the disclaimer on the web site that this is all "for entertainment only" is disingenuous. Randy Cohen, who writes "The Ethicist" column for the New York Times says it's bad enough to call in sick when you're actually fine, "you escalate it when you start supplying counterfeit documents." Beyond that, doing so is a "fireable offense" according to one lawyer.
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