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Review: Tuesday Morning Quarterbacking the Historic Mudfest at Heinz Field

pO157.

Posted to Sport on Tue Nov 27, 2007 at 11:36:06 AM EST (promoted by port1080). RSS.

Last night the Miami Dolphins fell to 0-11 in a heartbreaking loss to the Pittsburgh Steelers (8-3). The game was interesting because unseasonable torrential rains, coupled with a late turf switch following earlier college and high school games turned it the field into an ambiguous bowl of mud. The result? The lowest scoring game since 1993 (lowest scoring Monday night game since 1970), and the latest scoring game since the infamous "Snowplow Event" of 1982.

Those who chose to watch the game tuned in on time to find the Pre-game show had continued past scheduled kickoff time due to inclement weather and lightning. The field was horrible, with Dolphins kicker Jay Feely commenting that he had never played on a field that bad. Viewers at home watched as this nearly became a scoreless game overall, with the only field goal coming at 0:17 left on the clock in the 4th quarter giving the visitors no time to respond.

Rookie Dolphins QB John Beck made a decent performance considering the conditions on the road and the fact it was only his second career start. The Dolphins defense did a pretty impressive job of holding the Steelers on several drives when they threatened, gaining 5 sacks and making an early interception. The Dolphins offense were not helped by the horrible field conditions, and the coaches decision to decline 42 and 48 yard field goal attempts instead opting to go for it on 4th and long and ending in disaster like Ricky Williams return to the NFL after an almost 2 year delay.

A game which this writer expected to be a blowout by the Steelers turned into a surprisingly tight, exciting football slugfest brought on by odd weather. You could hear the announcers almost hoping Miami would break its losing streak as their play seemingly got better. At one point the ESPN commentators were exclaiming that the Dolphins had the Steelers 'on the ropes', but sadly could not capitalize. Perhaps if only they had a prison inmate with lawn equipment to save the day.

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Did Anyone Else Watch?

pO157.

Tue Nov 27, 2007 at 11:48:08 AM EST

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I did, expecting to only be up for the first half and then shut it off as the score hit like 28-3 or something. I was quite surprised. Miami did pretty good (although in perfect conditions I think they would have been crushed) considering it was their QB's 2nd start game as a pro player. I was questioning some of Cam Cameron's coaching moves [not going for the FGs], especially when they were allowed a 2nd attempt on that one that was blocked. That could have tied or won them the game. It could have gone either way, it all came down to where the ball was spotted and I half expected the Steeler's to miss that final FG attempt as well.

I almost feel ashamed admitting this, but as the excitement built and the game dragged on through the 3rd quarter you could almost catch yourself hoping the Dolphins would pull it off and win a game. It could have just been me, but I thought some in the crowd actually took the Dolphins side and you could hear cheering whenever they completed a big pass late in the game. The cheering for them appeared to get a bit louder as time went on. Everybody loves an underdog, I guess.

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/Not a Dolphins Fan, just curious.

pO157.

Tue Nov 27, 2007 at 11:49:23 AM EST

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Should be Steelers, not Steeler's.

Anyway, does anybody else think Coach Cameron actually has a prayer of retaining his job next year?

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Re: Did Anyone Else Watch?

port1080.

Tue Nov 27, 2007 at 12:20:15 PM EST

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I watched the game, didn't feel much love for the Dolphins though. Mostly I felt embarrassed for the Steelers, who I just can't get a read on. They've won some killer tough games, both at home and on the road, but they've also dropped games that shouldn't have even been close (Jets, Broncos). It seems like when they're up for a game, they're a great team, but when they're not fired up they make all sorts of stupid mental mistakes and other costly errors. They also don't seem to improve much on their weak areas from week to week. They've had poor special teams coverage (except last night), relatively poor play from their secondary, and poor pass blocking by the offensive line almost all season, and yet it doesn't seem like they've done much to address those issues other than telling people to play better. Most of these things, I think, come down to coaching.

I like Tomlin, and I think he's got potential, but at times his lack of experience just seems to shine through. I've really questioned his play calling at times. For example, at the end of the game, all he had to do was run Willie Parker up the middle three times and kick the damn field goal. What did he do? Pass (almost intercepted), Run (yay!), and Pass (QB almost sacked for a ten yard loss). Why are you calling pass plays, Mike Tomlin? It just didn't make sense. Even if it was his offensive coordinator calling those plays, Tomlin should have over-rode those calls. It's just stupid football. Pittsburgh's defense dominated all night - 3 points was good enough, there was absolutely no need to go for the touchdown at that point.

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Re: Did Anyone Else Watch?

Steve Urkel.

Tue Nov 27, 2007 at 03:37:26 PM EST

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I flipped over near the end found the prospect of a 0-0 tie in regulation to be exciting, at least relative to a typical game. Is that sad? Maybe, maybe not.

When I first turned it on I found myself wondering why the field, including the endzones, weren't painted properly, then I realized the rain had washed it out.

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Fun Game

keta.

Tue Nov 27, 2007 at 01:34:38 PM EST

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I've seen very little football this season (as my pool results attest), but I did catch last night's game and this life-long fan found it highly entertaining.  But then, weird conditions, a defensive battle, and a heavy underdog hanging in are all elements I love.

Things that stood out for me:

  • The punt that landed in the muck and, without a bounce or tumble or roll simply planted itself as if on a tee for a kickoff.  That was the best indicator all night as to the field conditions
  • Ricky Williams is barely, I mean barely as in not even had a contact practice yet, back in the league, and the Miami coaches call his number three plays in a row.  Any wonder he fumbled on what? His fifth carry?  And he was obviously injured when the Steeler planted his left foot on Williams' shoulder diving to recover Ricky's fumble.  We see it three times in replay before the clowns in the booth pick up on it.
  • The clowns in the booth.  Bog's blindsided balls, is there anyone worse in pro sports announcing than Kornheiser?  Not for my money.  How many fucking times did he mention Williams' pot use history?  About as many times as there were raindrops during the game.  
  • How good the camera work was, under really crummy conditions.
  • How few turnovers there were, under really crummy conditions.
  • How much fun it is to watch football played in really crummy conditions, and not under a fucking pantie-waist dome.

Here's hoping the Dolphins get off the schneid real soon.

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Re: Fun Game

thefadd.

Tue Nov 27, 2007 at 01:57:37 PM EST

5.00 (funny)

You know Tony was just dying to toke up the whole time.

It is easy to buy small plaster models of what you think life is like.

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Re: Fun Game

pO157.

Tue Nov 27, 2007 at 01:46:57 PM EST

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The punt that landed in the muck and, without a bounce or tumble or roll simply planted itself as if on a tee for a kickoff.  That was the best indicator all night as to the field conditions

That was beautiful. And the players just kind of standing around waiting for it to roll one way or the other and... nada. I'll never see that one again as long as I live.

How many fucking times did he mention Williams' pot use history?  About as many times as there were raindrops during the game.  

That was gratuitous. I never thought I'd hear the term "religious experience" used by a pro-sportscaster on a major network when discussing marijuana use (think of the children). Honestly, some of the announcing they did would be appropriate for color commentary during a 67-3 blowout rather than an exciting mud battle royale where the fans are glued to their seats watching the action.

You bring up an interesting point about indoor arenas. Why not bring local color and climate into the game as a factor? What is the point of playing in cities across the country if you can't experience the local flavor? I think domes are a bad idea in a sport that seldom calls games off for poor weather conditions. It is meant to be played in any kind of weather, not just 72 degrees in an A/C cooled indoor artificial environment. Keep it that way.

I know I will get killed for this next time I return to the Keystone State, but I was kind of almost hoping for an ending like The Play where the Dolphins would do some crazy shit to get it down the field and into the end zone. Possibly with the ball coming loose on multiple occasions. I think that would have been a fitting end to such a quirky, crazy game. I don't think I took a single breath between the snap on that final play and when the last attempt to the ball off failed.

Great Game.

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Re: Fun Game

keta.

Tue Nov 27, 2007 at 03:11:18 PM EST

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Speaking of The Play, have a look at this Div.III college football ending.  I don't know what's wackier, the 15 lateral finish, or the homer announcers.

As for indoor stadiums, they're built for the fans in the seats - not for those of us that love to watch football they way it was meant to be played.  A pox on all their domes.

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I wore an onion on my belt......

pO157.

Tue Nov 27, 2007 at 03:40:21 PM EST

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As for indoor stadiums, they're built for the fans in the seats - not for those of us that love to watch football they way it was meant to be played.  A pox on all their domes.

Man, when I was a kid when we were privileged enough to go to the city to watch a sporting event we went no matter the weather. And enjoyed it. Even if we were stuck in the 500 level during a torrential downpour. That was what the hot chocolate stand and the blankets were for. Sometimes you were lucky and the usher would towel off your seat before the game started and then you couldn't get up so it would stay dry.

Kids these days. No respect.

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Rugby Play

Shy Elf.

Wed Nov 28, 2007 at 03:17:07 PM EST

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You could tell Trinity had practiced the rugby play, and amazingly enough all of their laterals were legal.

Someday someone is going to train the rugby play and use it as their regular offense and start dominating with it.  If you start with a wishbone using misdirection on most plays to get an open field like Arkansas, having the backs look to lateral to each other all the time isn't much of a stretch.

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Re: Rugby Play

thefadd.

Wed Nov 28, 2007 at 04:12:24 PM EST

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One play I was thinking about the other night for some reason would be to line up the QB in shotgun with a back on his right. Then, motion a receiver from the left deep into the backfield around where the punter usually lines up. Short snap it to the back who blasts through the line on the left side while the QB and motioned WR act like they're trying to recover an errant snap in the other direction. Brett Favre perfected the fake botched snap and it works amazingly well at creating that one second of confusion along the line.

The problem with running the lateral play from a base offense, of course, is the players both offensively and defensively just aren't as spread out as they are on special teams at the start of the play. You could start the lateral play off something like the play I described above, though. Get that deep motioned WR the ball on a fake WR screen to the right side, then have him throw a forward pass back across to your real screen with that RB on the left side. At this point, you've got your screen begun with the defense adequately spread out and dueling screen blockers set up on opposite sides of the field.

I think the key would be maintaining 3 blockers on each of the two sides of the field moving downfield in concert, mashing guys as they go. Then, you have your skill players cross crossing the field in essentially a baseball pick off drill between those two human walls. You can see in the video that it doesn't take long for the defense to become tired and the important thing for your offensive players to do is to take their time making the right laterals.

It is easy to buy small plaster models of what you think life is like.

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Re: Rugby Play

thefadd.

Wed Nov 28, 2007 at 04:22:28 PM EST

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It's more of college play than a pro play but just imagine if you had a RB like Brian Westbrook and a DB/returner like Devin Hester on your team along with a Hines Ward type former QB at WR. You'd have to run that play at least once every couple weeks just to frighten the crap out of opposing d-coordinators.

It is easy to buy small plaster models of what you think life is like.

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