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Music To Make The Spirit Bright And Lyrics To Be Banned

MayorBob.

Posted to Music on Wed Dec 19, 2007 at 07:56:38 AM EST (promoted by port1080). RSS.

T'is the season for Christmas music and, once again, it's time to figure out what sorts of songs people want to hear played this year.  Conversely, it's also time to identify the songs which register like fingernails on chalkboard for the holiday season.  But this can't be left to the peculiar tastes of music critics.  No, the industry does this the scientific way, by asking people what they want to hear (or not hear).

The two big media research firms that do the heavy lifting of finding the Xmas songs we love or hate are Edison Media Research and Pinnacle Media Worldwide.  Both have generated their lists of Xmas music to play at will and Xmas music play only ironically or at risk of injury to the DJ. The list of the best loved songs from both firms tended towards the standards:  The Christmas Song, White Christmas, Jingle Bells Rock, Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree, Feliz Navidad, Blue Christmas, and so on.  The Pinnacle list was organized by format so the Hip Hop/R&B list includes a seasonal offering from Snoop Dogg.

The Edison list also enlightens us as to the least liked Xmas songs.  These fingernails on chalkboard ditties include the one with the dogs singing Jingle Bells, Cartman doing Oh Holy Night, Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer, the Jackson Five's Santa Claus Is Coming To Town, and Streisand's version of Jingle Bells.  One song really doesn't register as greatly loved or immensely hated, there's that doesn't mean it can't be the object of Christmas censorship.  The BBC announced it will only play a censored version of the Pogue's Fairytale In New York.

Seems the powers that be find something offensive in the lyrics which featured the late Kirsty MacColl swapping insults with bandmate Shane MacGowan.  According to the Beeb, "some members of the audience might find it offensive" while MacColl's mother calls the ban "too ridiculous" and the other members of the band find it "amusing."  The BBC reversed its decision to censor a song which has been realizing "an unexpected surge in sales" this year which has been called "the ultimate Christmas song" by at least one British music observer.

Tags: edited by Port1080, written by MayorBob, Christmas, Christmas music, censorship, BBC, the Pogues (all tags)

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Christmas Music

skeptic.

Wed Dec 19, 2007 at 10:11:55 AM EST

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Since I am not a Christian (or even a lapsed Christian) I have no reason to feel any sentimentality toward Christmas or toward music on that topic, so I am not one of the more appreciative listeners to that genre, in general.  I do, however, find that Burl Ives' "Holly Jolly Christmas" is very beautifully sung.  I am also somewhat fond of "I'm Walking Backwards For Christmas" by the Goons.  This is a truly surrealistic song, and I enjoy musical surrealism.  The Christmas song that I most dislike is "Santa Baby" (in any version).  This song seems to deliberately emphasize the most tawdry aspect of Christmas, in a simpering manner that I find truly loathsome.

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The odd thing about those hated songs.

MayorBob.

Wed Dec 19, 2007 at 10:39:56 AM EST

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That song "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" also showed up on Pinnacle's list receiving a fairly high approval rating.  I was discussing this list with a few friends and when that song was mentioned a couple of people said "hey, I love that song."  No accounting for people's tastes or simply a factor of getting fed up with "Silver Bells" and "It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas"?  I leave that up to you to decide.

I've only heard "Santa Baby" a couple of times.  One time it was a featured performance during my granddaughter's Christmas dance review by her dancing school.  She wasn't involved in the skit, older dancers were used, but it was a jarring thing for me.

Having said that, I find some Christmas music to be beautiful and worthy, just as you did.  Certainly "The Messiah" is a beautiful piece of work.  Other songs I sort of, kind of like are "O Holy Night", "Silent Night", and the Bing Crosby/David Bowie version of "Little Drummer Boy".

Illegitimi non carborundum.

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Re: The odd thing about those hated songs.

port1080.

Sat Dec 22, 2007 at 08:36:45 AM EST

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The thing about songs like "Grandma Got Run Over" is that they're one-off gimmick songs. They're really funny the first few times you hear them, but they're not meant for repeat enjoyment. "Silver Bells", et. al. make good seasonal background music and were practically designed to be put on permanent repeat. The 12 Guido Days of Christmas, not so much.

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Re: Music To Make The Spirit Bright And Lyrics To

gerrymander.

Wed Dec 19, 2007 at 10:56:08 AM EST

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I've always been a fan of "Angels We Have Heard on High" and "The Holly and the Ivy." But if someone ever promises me that I'll never be subject to "The Little Drummer Boy" again, I will weep openly with joy.

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Surprise Omissions?

uncarved block.

Wed Dec 19, 2007 at 11:43:58 AM EST

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    I admit being surprised that one song and its two biggest variations didn't make either list: the original "The Twelve Days of Christmas", and Alan Sherman's, and Bob & Doug McKenzie's versions. The original I can see not getting played enough to stick out, since it is the Iron Man marathon of Christmas music, but seasonal programming must have changed since my youth if the Sherman song isn't still getting some serious rotation. I guess the McKenzie's version would only get play on classic rock stations; I haven't listened to commercial radio in years-- can anyone tell me if it's still a three times a day level parody?
    Speaking of parodies, I was happy to see that one of my favorites is on the Net: I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus by Kip Addotta. Not a song that would hold up under repeated listening, but  still worth checking out once or twice during the holidays. And it's shorter than Cheech and Chong's meditation on the meaning of Santa . . .
    To follow up on an earlier submission, I've finally heard the Squirrel Nut Zipper's Christmas album, and can endorse it, though not heartily. You can definitely hear, if you listen closely, that some of the band was already halfway out of the door- or more- while the tracks were being finalized. Still, even mediocre work by a good band is often worth giving a listen or two.

Ex ignorantia ad sapientiam; e luce ad tenebras

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Re: Surprise Omissions?

ms sue.

Wed Dec 19, 2007 at 06:21:49 PM EST

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For those who've never heard this rendition of "The Twelve Days of Christmas."

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christmas song for grownups

wetkarma.

Wed Dec 19, 2007 at 12:30:52 PM EST

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I'm partial to the Frank Loesser song "Baby its cold outside" especially when covered by Ella Fitzgerald or even Vanessa Williams.

Its more "winter season" than christmas..but hey..I'm not partial to the christian classics

Memory is a strange bell, jubilee and knell.

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Re: christmas song for grownups

port1080.

Sat Dec 22, 2007 at 08:40:08 AM EST

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I'm partial to the Frank Loesser song "Baby its cold outside" especially when covered by Ella Fitzgerald or even Vanessa Williams.

Yeah, that's a great song and good for a little romance...it's practically the holiday version of a Barry White song. Good stuff.

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I must take time out to express these kudos.

MayorBob.

Wed Dec 19, 2007 at 02:12:41 PM EST

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To 1fastdog (aka Jon) who has brightened my Christmas immensely for the past few yules with his music mixes.  I failed to include mention of his efforts in the write up because I was on remote location whilst composing the piece and I didn't have any of the CDs available.  Thanks again Jon and happy holidays.

Illegitimi non carborundum.

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