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Quotable Quotes of 2007

pO157.

Posted to Media on Thu Dec 20, 2007 at 12:29:27 AM EST (promoted by port1080). RSS.

The Editor of the Yale Book of Quotations has released a listing of the Top 10 Most Memorable Quotes of 2007.

Not surprisingly, the September 17th exclamatory statement of "Don't Taze Me, Bro!" attributed to Andrew Meyer while being arrested and repeatedly shocked by the University of Florida police came out on top. This quote has appeared all over the internet and on collectible merchandise across the country.

Taking second place was the intellectually vapid response given by Lauren Upton in August, then Ms. South Carolina to a question regarding poor geography skills in the USA.

I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and Iraq and everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for us.

Oddly enough, the most memorable statement to arise from the political downfall of Senator Larry Craig (R-ID), "(I have) a wide stance when going to the bathroom" only ranked 8th on the list. This was arguably the most unique political scandal to come out of Washington in a long time but was buried below Senator Biden's zinger calling out Rudy Giuliani during a debate.

As the year comes to a close, what important do you think quotes were omitted from the list? What would you have added? On a more circumscribed note, what were the best comments or quotes of 2007 on TnT?

Tags: edited by Port1080, written by pO157, quotes, Lauren Upton, MSP, South Carolina, airport, gay, gay sex, taser, maps, geography, education, vapid, John Kerry, Larry Craig, TnT (all tags)

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My nomination to be added to the list.

MayorBob.

Thu Dec 20, 2007 at 06:28:24 AM EST

5.00 (interesting, funny, funny)

During the final Iowa debate, Obama was asked how he was going to manage to achieve a break with the past, seeing as how he was being advised "by a bunch of former Clinton advisers.  Cue a roar of laughter from the audience with the sounds of one Hillary Rodham Clinton cackling over the top of the audience laughter.  He said "well, I'm looking forward to you advising me Hillary" which got an even louder audience response.  Somehow the Hillary cackle machine shut down.

Illegitimi non carborundum.

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Re: My nomination to be added to the list.

Lou.

Thu Dec 20, 2007 at 08:06:29 AM EST

none

"Clinton Cackle Machine"

Now there's a phrase that could go somewhere.

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine

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Re: My nomination to be added to the list.

MayorBob.

Thu Dec 20, 2007 at 09:08:55 AM EST

5.00 (brilliant, brilliant)

I'm also thinking the Clinton Cackle has the potential of being the most annoying ringtone known to man.

Illegitimi non carborundum.

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Re: My nomination to be added to the list.

permazorch.

Sat Dec 22, 2007 at 03:40:09 PM EST

5.00 (obnoxious)

Well, it's really a Clinton Cack Machine.

----- I, for one, renounce our insect overlords!

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Be squat toque fool 2007

Steve Urkel.

Thu Dec 20, 2007 at 03:41:03 PM EST

5.00 (brilliant)

"The moon is stupid" - Gordon Shumway.

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This list lacks a certain something.

Coelacanth.

Fri Dec 21, 2007 at 06:21:47 PM EST

5.00 (brilliant)

"I'm the decider, and I decide what is best. And what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the Secretary of Defense."

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Republicans first

Nameless Cynic.

Wed Dec 26, 2007 at 04:30:45 PM EST

5.00 (informative)

Mitt Romney on lying about Dad and MLK:

"You know, I'm an English literature major as well. When we say, 'I saw the Patriots win the World Series,' it doesn't necessarily mean you were there -- excuse me, the Super Bowl. I saw my dad become president of American Motors. Did that mean you were there for the ceremony? No, it's a figure of speech."
Romney on freedom of (from?) relgion:
Freedom requires religion just as religion requires freedom.
Fred Thompson on Saddam Hussain's WMD programs:
"We can't forget the fact that although at a particular point in time we never found any WMD down there, he clearly had had WMD. He clearly had had the beginnings of a nuclear program"
Andrew Sullivan on Rudy Giuliani:
"If you think Dick Cheney has been a great Vice President, you'll love Rudy Giuliani as President." ... "If you think America needs more enemies; if you think America needs to alienate more countries; vote for Giuliani!"
Mike Huckabee on AIDS:
"It is the first time in the history of civilization in which the carriers of a genuine plague have not been isolated from the general population," he said. "This deadly disease, for which there is no cure, is being treated as a civil rights issue instead of the true health crisis it represents. " If the federal government is truly serious about doing something with the AIDS virus, we need to take steps that would isolate the carriers of this plague." (OK, this one's from 1992, but it's too perfect to drop just based on chronological bickering)
Mike Huckabee on why he changed his position on Cuba:
"What changed was I'm running for president."

It's like "Night of the Living Republican." The idiots are right outside, and they want to eat your brain.

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Re: Another Good Biden Quote

zyxwvutsr.

Thu Dec 20, 2007 at 09:28:16 AM EST

4.00 (interesting)

"I don't think John Edwards knows what the heck he is talking about...John Edwards wants you and all the Democrats to think, 'I want us out of there,' but when you come back and you say, 'OK, John... what about the chaos that will ensue? Do we have any interest, John, left in the region?' Well, John will have to answer yes or no. If he says yes, what are they? What are those interests, John? How do you protect those interests, John, if you are completely withdrawn? Are you withdrawn from the region, John? Are you withdrawn from Iraq, John? In what period?"

Can someone explain to me why John Edwards is one of the front runners for the Democratic nomination? Biden has him pegged: Edwards (and Clinton) basically say nothing every time they open their mouths, and everyone seems to like them anyway. Why is that?

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Re: Another Good Biden Quote

skeptic.

Thu Dec 20, 2007 at 12:15:54 PM EST

4.00 (interesting, funny)

I personally believe that many people are nervous about the prospect of either a female President (Hillary Clinton) or an African-American President (Barack Obama) simply because of the possibility that, however reasonable and mainstream these two candidates both appear, they could have some hidden agenda based upon radical feminism or black liberation or something of that sort, and they are just waiting for their chance to spring a horrible surprise on the American public.  This worry seems unnecessary, but then, it's just as easy to go with a known quantity, the old tried-and-true white male, just as we have always had in the past.  Why spoil a winning strategy?  

And Edwards certainly seems to be a nice guy.  There is nothing offensive about him.  The most serious complaint anyone has yet come up with is that he spends too much money on his haircuts.  And as complaints go, that is very petty.  Although I do agree that he spends too much money on his haircuts.  Come on John, it's not as if you have some kind of elaborate coiffure.  You have a very basic, simple hairstyle and it should not cost so much money to have your hair cut in that style.

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Re: Another Good Biden Quote

zyxwvutsr.

Fri Dec 21, 2007 at 01:10:05 PM EST

3.00 (funny, funny)

The most serious complaint anyone has yet come up with is that he spends too much money on his haircuts.  And as complaints go, that is very petty
I thought the haircut thing was merely an example of Edwards' larger hypocrisy. He is, after all, a man who made a great deal of money wheedling huge cash awards from pliant and gullible juries and who now enjoys a fabulous moneyed lifestyle while claiming to understand something about poverty.

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The Haircut Issue

skeptic.

Sat Dec 22, 2007 at 08:19:13 AM EST

none

Of course, one can read all sorts of significance into John Edwards' $400 haircuts if one so desires.  For example, comedians have been taking this as an indication of Edwards' vanity.  He can be imagined to have far too much concern about his appearance.  Your critique is a bit deeper.  He has lots of money to throw around, yet he would like to be the spokesman for the proletariat of America.  Still, political campaigns are expensive, and wealth seems to be a necessity for those who seek high political office.  Why criticize Edwards for being part of the wealthy class when every other serious contender for the Presidency is also wealthy?  And some are much wealthier than Edwards.  George W. Bush could legitimately be called a plutocrat, being a man of immense inherited wealth, elected by means of a grotesquely expensive campaign; Edwards is not in the same class.

What other concerns could be raised by a $400 haircut?  Well, it would be nice to have a President who is not inclined to waste money.  It may be that those who spend their own money extravagantly will commit similar extravagances with public funds, when they are in office.

Still, all things considered, Edwards' expensive haircuts do not alarm me.  As political failings go, this one is very minor.

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Re: The Haircut Issue

zyxwvutsr.

Sat Dec 22, 2007 at 08:48:09 AM EST

none

Why criticize Edwards for being part of the wealthy class..?
I don't. I criticize him for being a hypocrite.

George W. Bush could legitimately be called a plutocrat, being a man of immense inherited wealth, elected by means of a grotesquely expensive campaign; Edwards is not in the same class
George Bush doesn't try to portray himself as a champion of the poor while offering naught but increased alms from the government.

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Re: The Haircut Issue

skeptic.

Sat Dec 22, 2007 at 09:16:36 AM EST

none

Even if Bush has not explicitly presented himself as the champion of the poor, neither does he claim to be the champion of the rich (although, of course, that's what he is).  All Presidents present themselves as champions of America and of all Americans, rich or poor.  That's how politics is done in a democracy.  Poor people collectively have a lot of votes, no Presidential campaign can succeed without them.  And Bush, with his folksy image, might easily seem to some voters to be closer to the common man than Edwards, who is relatively polished.  Bush in some ways reminds me of Ross Perot; tremendously wealthy yet strangely unsophisticated.

And honestly, I don't know that Edwards is truly a hypocrite as you claim (although I can't say for certain that he isn't).  You don't actually have to be poor to care about poverty.  It may be that Edwards, if elected President, really WOULD work on behalf of the poor and make their lives better.  Why not?  There are historical precedents.  Earlier champions of the poor such as Franklin Roosevelt and Lyndon Johnson were themselves wealthy people.    

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Re: The Haircut Issue

zyxwvutsr.

Sat Dec 22, 2007 at 11:01:38 AM EST

none

All Presidents present themselves as champions of America and of all Americans, rich or poor.  That's how politics is done in a democracy
Not by John Edwards, apparently.

Poor people collectively have a lot of votes, no Presidential campaign can succeed without them
Um, no they don't, and yes they can.

There are ~36 million poor in the US. At least 1/3 of those are under 18 and therefore cannot vote. A further 4 million are non-citizens and also cannot vote. Less than half the remaining poor vote, and half of those are African-Americans, who consistently vote 9:1 for Democrats in the general election and are therefore politically irrelevant.

Edwards is not trying to get the poor vote, he's playing to liberal guilt and pandering to those on the left who still think welfare is the way to make everyone prosperous.

Earlier champions of the poor such as Franklin Roosevelt and Lyndon Johnson were themselves wealthy people
Were Roosevelt and Johnson decrying jobs lost to internationalization and the scourge of predatory mortgage lenders while advising a company about their international investments even as that same company was making money from subprime mortgages? No, I think John Edwards is just about as cynical and hypocritical as they come these days. All of a sudden he's concerned about the poor? He spent six years in the US Senate, never once authored a bill, and not one of the 203 bills he co-sponsored mentioned poverty. (One of those 203 mentioned "welfare" but it was an amendment to the Animal Welfare Act that would have made it ilegal to transport birds between states for the purposes of fighting. Yeah.)

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Re: The Haircut Issue

skeptic.

Mon Dec 24, 2007 at 08:25:22 AM EST

none

My mistake, I should have said that poor people in Venezuela collectively have a lot of votes, and no Venezuelan Presidential campaign can succeed without them.  Sometimes I forget which country I am talking about.

Joking aside, you do make an excellent case for John Edwards' indifference to the poor of America.  I do wonder, though, whether Hilary Clinton or Barack Obama really have anything more to offer to the poor than Edwards does.  I guess that at least they are not claiming to be common people, as Edwards does.

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Re: Another Good Biden Quote

Shy Elf.

Fri Dec 21, 2007 at 12:04:16 PM EST

none

Can someone explain to me why John Edwards is one of the front runners for the Democratic nomination?
Edwards is running as the only candidate standing up for the poor.  It's all he talks about, and you really should know what he stands for by now.  The liberal side of the party has to go somewhere, and they've settled on Edwards.  You can call him a "front runner" if you want, but he's running a distant third at around 10%.  He's probably the candidate best representing black concerns, and as such is rather unlucky to be running against Obama.

If you want a quote from a frontrunner, how about, "Don't Mormons believe that Jesus and the devil are brothers?" or ""Faith doesn't just influence me, it really defines me," from self-described "Christian Leader" Mike Huckabee, who is in a dead heat for the lead of the nomination race?

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zyxwvutsr.

Fri Dec 21, 2007 at 01:03:02 PM EST

4.00 (interesting, illiterate, brilliant)

Edwards is running as the only candidate standing up for the poor.  It's all he talks about, and you really should know what he stands for by now.  The liberal side of the party has to go somewhere...
Ah, yes, the liberals. It's funny that you mention Huckabee in this context because a large number of Huckabee's suporters are people who believe in fairy tales. Similarly, Edwards supporters, being liberals, believe economic fairy tales - things such as the idea that hunger is widespread in the US (and growing!) or that massive increases in welfare programs is the answer to poverty.

So, yeah, I guess I can see the attraction. Liberals very often believe things that are not true, and Edwards is cynically playing into that with a degree of success.

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Liars!

Lou.

Fri Dec 21, 2007 at 03:47:40 PM EST

none

things such as the idea that hunger is widespread in the US (and growing!)

Absolutely, Z...everyone is so darned full in this country that all of those lying chicken liberal

food banks should be shut down.

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine

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Re: Liars!

zyxwvutsr.

Fri Dec 21, 2007 at 04:26:46 PM EST

none

That the liberals who believe that there is a growing hunger problem in the US are encouraged in their beliefs by lazy and stupid journalists is unfortunate, but it doesn't make the underlying beliefs any less false. (Extending the comparison to Christian fundamentalists, the fact that creationists are encouraged in their beliefs by ignorant, superstitious preachers doesn't make evolution any less true.) Also, that some people are unable to read an apparently accurate local news story and assume that it is appropriate to extrapolate what is reported as if it were true on a national basis lends no credibility to their arguments.

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Re: Liars!

Lou.

Fri Dec 21, 2007 at 04:43:36 PM EST

none

Actually...kind of a lot of "local" news stories.  You're right though...hunger is just local, and maybe anecdotal.

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine

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Alberto Gonzales reprises St. Reagan

wetkarma.

Thu Dec 20, 2007 at 07:48:00 AM EST

none

In regard to the US attorney firings, the Attorney General using the passive voice and the now classic deniability line used from Richard Nixon to the Catholic Church said : "Mistakes were made".

To me this phrase approaches genius level within western culture -- at once acknowledging that something went wrong, but leaving culpability somewhat undefined. Its almost implies "mistakes were made by mistakes".

Memory is a strange bell, jubilee and knell.

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Re: Alberto Gonzales reprises St. Reagan

zyxwvutsr.

Thu Dec 20, 2007 at 09:58:36 AM EST

4.00 (astute, interesting)

To me this phrase approaches genius level within western culture -- at once acknowledging that something went wrong, but leaving culpability somewhat undefined. Its almost implies "mistakes were made by mistakes"
I don't understand why you think that sort of thing is more refined in western culture. In my experience oriental culture is far more prone to that sort of thing; in east Asia demanding what an American would consider a true apology is considered extremely rude.

Here are some apologies offered up by Japanese leaders over the years. I realize that those are necessarily couched in diplomatic language, but WTF? Look at this one:

"It is indeed regrettable that there was an unfortunate past between us for a period in this century and I believe that it should not be repeated again"
He should have been saying, "On behalf of the Japanese People I am sorry that we cut down all your trees, tried to make you forget your language and culture, and raped so many of your women." Unfortunate past indeed.

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Re: Alberto Gonzales reprises St. Reagan

wetkarma.

Thu Dec 20, 2007 at 11:01:09 AM EST

none

zyx,
undoubtedly oriental cultures are past-masters in the art of 'denial of complicity apology'. The thing is that western culture strikes me as a bit more brash so the level of circumlocution required to achieve the phrase really makes it stands out.

there are not that many other examples I can think of..perhaps the 'we are taking X very seriously'?

 

Memory is a strange bell, jubilee and knell.

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Re: Alberto Gonzales reprises St. Reagan

gerrymander.

Thu Dec 20, 2007 at 11:59:36 AM EST

none

"If anyone was offended..."

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thefadd.

Thu Dec 20, 2007 at 12:56:23 PM EST

none

Maybe it hasn't always meant this but I feel like "If anyone was offended..." gives a wink and not to the vast majority of people who weren't offended in most cases were that apology is required. It's akin to a pc defense mechanism.

It is easy to buy small plaster models of what you think life is like.

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Re: Alberto Gonzales reprises St. Reagan

gerrymander.

Thu Dec 20, 2007 at 04:22:10 PM EST

none

gives a wink and not to the vast majority of people who weren't offended

The trouble is, that's a slap in the face of the people who were offended, as it underscores how little regard the (non-) apologizer has for them. It also presumes the "vast majority" bit, which may not be the case.

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Re: Alberto Gonzales reprises St. Reagan

thefadd.

Thu Dec 20, 2007 at 06:15:25 PM EST

none

Yeah, I couldn't quite how to figure out how to add in there that 99% of the time I hear that used, there's only like 3 people who actually gave a shit in the first place.

It is easy to buy small plaster models of what you think life is like.

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Re: Alberto Gonzales reprises St. Reagan

zyxwvutsr.

Thu Dec 20, 2007 at 12:49:47 PM EST

none

The thing is that western culture strikes me as a bit more brash so the level of circumlocution required to achieve the phrase really makes it stands out
Yes, I suppose there's something to that. In Japan (or China or Korea) circumlocution is seen as good manners whereas in the west, and particularly in the US, bluntness is often a virtue.

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Winner! 2007 quote of the year

Steve Urkel.

Mon Dec 31, 2007 at 01:42:55 PM EST

none

"When I was a child, I had roundworms more than once." - Jimmy Havok.

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