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2008: The New Hotness

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Posted to Etcetera on Mon Dec 31, 2007 at 06:04:16 PM EST (promoted by 1fastdog). RSS.

New Year's Resolutions and New Year Predictions have probably been around since the calendar and the concept of marking time by years were invented. Since you've probably already been thinking about one or the other, tell us, what are your resolutions and predictions for 2008?

Will you lose weight?

Who will win in 2008?

Will there be more terrorist attacks?

And finally, will you explain to us why we're in Iraq?

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Re: 2008: The New Hotness

port1080.

Tue Jan 01, 2008 at 09:26:36 AM EST

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Resolutions:

  • Write and defend my dissertation prospectus by the end of the year. There's no hard and set time limit, so if I don't set one I'll probably be making the same resolution this time next year...
  • See family and friends more often.
  • Cook more from scratch, eat less processed food.
  • Save more, spend less.
Predictions:
  • Patriots over Tampa Bay in Super Bowl
  • Clinton (Dem-Pres) + Edwards (Dem-VP) over McCain (Ind-Pres) + Lieberman (Ind-VP) and Huckabee (Rep-Pres) + Fred Thompson (Rep-VP)
  • US Troops are not withdrawn from Iraq or Afghanistan
  • Beijing Summer Olympics lead to many embarrassments for China and cause numerous diplomatic tiffs.
  • Paris Hilton becomes a Buddhist nun.

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PenitenziAgite.

Tue Jan 01, 2008 at 06:49:33 PM EST

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McCain is not going to leave the Republican party.  The only reason Lieberman left the Democrats is the primary challenge.  McCain's senate seat is his for as long as he wants it.

Intriguing proposition, though, but I don't think that there will be a third party/Independent challenge this time around.  

sierra tango foxtrot uniform

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port1080.

Tue Jan 01, 2008 at 07:54:08 PM EST

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McCain is old and, I think, more than a little bitter at this point. He whored himself out to the "Republican mainstream" (i.e. the old guard conservatives and the religious right) after he got spanked in South Carolina in 2000. He did everything he could to make up to them and position himself as Bush's heir apparent, and yet they've seemingly abandoned him for Huckabee (the religious right) and Romney (the conservative old guard). At this point he's got nothing to lose, and a very big ego (as does Leiberman). I don't think it's likely he'll run as an Independent, but given all the things I just mentioned I certainly think it's possible. It also wouldn't shock me to see an independent Bloomberg candidacy, although I think it would be even less successful. Time will tell, I suppose.

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novy.

Tue Jan 01, 2008 at 11:34:50 PM EST

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McCain-Lieberman can't happen because of money. They don't have any and almost certainly can't raise enough to be competitive. Bloomberg-Hagel can happen because Bloomberg can finance his campaign out of pocket without raising 50 cents, and spend as much as either major party.

I figure Bloomberg likes his chances because he thinks Hillary Clinton will win Democratic nomination and Mike Huckabee will win Republican nomination, leaving him as only hard-core fiscal conservative and most anti-war candidate. (Like Edwards, he was pro-war in 2002, explaining why he needs Hagel, to boost his anti-war cred.) Ross Perot was ahead of Clinton and Bush in July 1992 and faded only because he dropped out of race after crazy paranoid speech and then practically endorsed Clinton. Bloomberg probably figures Perot was motivated more by hatred for Bush rather than desire to win presidency, had no real background in government of any kind, and that he wouldn't make same mistakes Perot did. I have long wondered when some other ultra-rich guy would try to buy US presidency, and it looks like moment may finally be at hand. If he faces Clinton and Huckabee, I can't dismiss him as sure to lose, as he really might take as many votes from anti-war and pro-environment Democrats as from bourgeois Republicans.

But he would have to win outright in November. If he threw race into House of Representatives, Democrats who will probably win Congress comfortably choose Hillary Clinton, not him.

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thefadd.

Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 12:54:59 AM EST

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I agree that some form of Hagel/Bloomberg is far more likely than McCain/Leiberman. Still, the Senate seat point can be made of Hagel just as of McCain. In fact, being in AZ, I would bet that McCain could more likely continue in the Senate as an independent than Hagel, if it came to that.

It is easy to buy small plaster models of what you think life is like.

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novy.

Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 08:28:05 AM EST

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Except that Hagel has already blown off his Senate seat, so that issue doesn't even arise for him.

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As a chair?

Nameless Cynic.

Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 09:01:05 AM EST

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Still, the Senate seat point can be made of Hagel just as of McCain.
Hmm... well, the legs are easy enough (although leveling them would require a little work. If you're going for the pelvis as the base and the ribcage for the back, I think McCain has it over Hagel, actually. Roomier, more comfortable. But I really don't see why you're even thinking about that. It's kinda gross.

It's like "Night of the Living Republican." The idiots are right outside, and they want to eat your brain.

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PenitenziAgite.

Wed Jan 09, 2008 at 08:01:20 PM EST

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Interesting...  What did Perot have against Bush?  I am not familiar with that...

sierra tango foxtrot uniform

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novy.

Wed Jan 09, 2008 at 10:21:29 PM EST

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There were several references to Perot hating Bush, but not touching on why exactly. When I read about it back in 1992, it seemed to be business-related, but it spilled over into family issues as well.

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PenitenziAgite.

Thu Jan 10, 2008 at 01:15:41 AM EST

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What, did Ross call George's mom a bitch, or something?

sierra tango foxtrot uniform

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thefadd.

Thu Jan 10, 2008 at 03:07:54 AM EST

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from here most recently but I recall it bandied about much more widely at the time:

[Perot's] obsessiveness is evident in his focus on American POWs and MIAs from the Vietnam War. He became concerned about them in the late 1960s, as a sincere and fervent supporter of the Vietnam War. He led a quixotic mission with food and other goods for American POWs in North Vietnam, which failed due to opposition from that country, Moscow and even Washington (after Perot refused to go along with Nixon Administration PR goals.) Fair enough.

But Perot has remained convinced ever since that large numbers of POWs are being hidden in Asia, despite massive evidence to the contrary. (In fact, there is strong evidence that most of the MIAs weren't even missing; they were shot down while flying illegal missions over Cambodia, Laos, etc. and the government called them MIAs rather than admit the missions.)

The Reagan Administration even gave him access to top secret classified documents in an attempt to answer his relentless criticism of them for not bringing the MIAs back, but Perot only saw what he wanted to, and remains unconvinced. In fact, this was the origin of his feud with George Bush; as VP Bush drew the unpleasant job of telling Perot they were cutting off his top secret clearance, and Perot typically started a no-holds-barred feud with Bush, which in part led to Bill Clinton's election.

Also, he opposed NAFTA. Not entirely un-Paul-esque, though much more of a business man insider.

It is easy to buy small plaster models of what you think life is like.

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novy.

Tue Jan 01, 2008 at 07:59:58 PM EST

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Predictions:

Patriots over Cowboys in Super Bowl
Obama (Dem-Pres) + Clinton (Dem-VP) over Huckabee (Rep-Pres) + Giuliani (Rep-VP) and Bloomberg (Ind/Ref-Pres) + Hagel (Ind/Ref-VP) and Paul (LIb-Pres) + Phillies (Lib-VP) and Nader (Green-Pres) + Ball (Green-VP) and candidates for at least three other parties
US troops in Iraq get joined by Turkish troops, Iranian troops, Saudi troops, Jordanian troops, and Russian troops, and Bush can't figure out whether he feels good or bad about it
Oil prices hit $125/bbl as US$ continues to decline and Euro becomes world's chief reserve currency, and Bush can't figure out whether he feels good or bad about it
Dozens of Olympians become seriously ill at Beijing Summer Olympics from air inhalation
Paris Hilton has sex with hundreds of Buddhist priests in attempt to set new Guinness world record
Bush complains bitterly when he discovers that NSA has been listening to all of his telephone conversations with Saudi royal family and Pakistani military officials, but then withdraws complaints when he realises NSA has been listening to all of his telephone conversations with Saudi royal family and Pakistani military officials
Belgium splits into two states, with Wallonia joining France, while Brussels remains independent and changes its name to District of Europa
Sharif gets assassinated in Pakistan, al-Qaeda takes responsibility, Musharraf imposes martial law with support of military, and Bush sends $10 billion in new economic aid
US Housing loses 30% of its value, banks take tens of billions in losses, credit crisis spreads across world, and financial media insists that while growth has slowed there was never any danger of recession
Canada continues to do great and no one except Canadians notices or cares

Resolutions:

Make more money
Have sex as often as possible
Hang out with people I like
Don't worry, be happy
Be nice
Be positive
Forgive everybody
Don't join armed forces
Don't get arrested
Don't go to jail
Don't die

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Resolutions

uncarved block.

Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 06:11:58 PM EST

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    I'll just keep the same one that's been in place since 1987: not to eat at McDonalds. Fast food is OK, though it's something I only do around 3-5 times a year, but I just won't give any money to the golden arches in the process. It's quite fun to have a resolution you've kept for decades, with no end in sight.
    The other thing I resolved to do last month, though, upon discovering my mug had somehow made it on to the Net, was to share it with you all. Yeah, pretty much what you all expected, I'm sure. (Oh, it's the dude in picture 7-- I didn't know that would launch as a slide show from an outside link.) What's funny is that I'm the romance genre specialist on the book staff, the guy everyone else gets when a customer has a question more complicated than, "where is the Nora Roberts?" The looks I get when introduced as the expert can be quite amusing . . .

Ex ignorantia ad sapientiam; e luce ad tenebras

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3fingerspointback.

Fri Jan 04, 2008 at 02:49:45 AM EST

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Predictions:

  • OPEC will announce a move to pricing oil in Euros (this won't actually be implemented until 2009-2010)
  • The Giuliani campaign will go down in flames when (possibly true) circumstantial evidence comes up of a mob deal back in his days as a prosecutor--he would prosecute against the big mobsters of his time, in return for protecting their eventual replacements.
  • My death pool list will remain 100% inaccurate for another year.

Just one resolution:  Get a friggin' lawyer already and get this place legalized!

(is 3fingerspointback)

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