Won't Somebody Think Of The Daylight?
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Posted to SciTech on Mon Mar 05, 2007 at 02:06:49 PM EST (promoted by port1080). RSS.
The world needs saving and what better place to start than that most precious commodity of all -- time. Were it not for time, we either wouldn't exist or wouldn't age. Scientists are still unsure which. Science be damn, though, claimed US President George W. Bush as he bestowed upon America extra hours of sunlight starting this year. Assertions by science types that this hour of daylight was simply taken from the morning and added to the afternoon could be immediately confirmed by those waking early enough in the morning.
To take advantage of this Presidential gift, simply set your clocks forward one hour at 2:00 A.M. on March 11 to 3:00 A.M. In fact, since decreed by President Bush in the Energy Policy Act of 2005, it's the law. This change is three weeks earlier than the "spring forward" of previous years and it is estimated that the adjustment will save millions of dollars and energy saving resources. However, the improvement is not without its detractors. The Los Alamos National Laboratory has warned employees that some computer systems will not be prepared for this government-mandated evening brightening. Indeed, the sounding cry has already been put forth by media outlets across the time zones, comparing the President's brilliant move to the tragic calamities which befell the world at the turn of Y2K.
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