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Goodbye Vicki Lynn

nmiguy.

Posted to Etcetera on Fri Feb 09, 2007 at 01:32:14 PM EST (promoted by port1080). RSS.

Celebrity Personality and Marilyn Monroe wannabe Anna Nicole Smith has passed away unexpectedly in Orlando Florida at the tender age of 39.  

Born Vicki Lynn Hogan, she adopted the pseudonym to Anna Nicole Smith and became a Playboy model.  She divorced her first husband Billy Wayne Smith in 1993 and a year later married an elderly billionaire, J. Howard Marshall.  That marriage lasted until his death 13 months later, and there has been a lengthy legal battle over his estate ever since.  

Last year, she gave birth to a daughter, Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern.   Shortly after the birth of her daughter her 20 year old son died of a drug overdose.  Anna Nicole Smith had to deal with a new baby and grieving the loss of her son.  She had a commitment ceremony with her boyfriend, lawyer Howard K Stern.  

On February 8th 2007, she died of an apparent drug overdose, an autopsy will be performed to confirm the cause of death. Her passing has caused a media super-storm, with reactions ranging from the typical gossip-rag coverage, to an unusual Washington Post Blog piece that compared her life to that of former Texas governor Anne Richards.  

Anna Nicole Smith's accomplishments include her own reality television show, where viewers could see a quirky, perky, bizarre woman and her exotic life.  She has been in a few films and she has been the spokesperson for Trimspa, as well as a model for Guess jeans.  For a time she was billed as the next Marilyn Monroe, who also died of an apparent drug overdose.  

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Re: Goodbye Vicki Lynn

port1080.

Fri Feb 09, 2007 at 01:42:17 PM EST

5.00 (interesting)

I ran this with some reservation, but I think that the huge media coverage her death has received is in and of itself worth discussing. Salon, Slate, and even the New Republic have had front page stories about her either last night or today. Naturally all the major media outlets are salivating over the whole thing. It's particularly bizarre because, on the face of it, she was just another washed up B-list celebrity. Sure she had an interesting story with an element of tragedy, but not so much more interesting than, say, Dana Plato. What makes Smith's case get round the clock coverage, when Plato's death (or any number of similar stories) got substantially less? What makes one story a hit, and another a dud?

Ce n'est pas une pipe. C'est une signature.

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My guess.

MayorBob.

Fri Feb 09, 2007 at 02:25:39 PM EST

none

When Plato died, a lot of people probably said "Dana who?" because, after "Different Strokes" went off the air in 1988, her career went into artistic limbo.  She caught work up until her death in 1999, it was pretty much a spotty resume filled with parts on B (and below) movies.  For most of the public, she fell off the radar in 1988.  She was an actress who, when she fell out of sight, was soon forgotten.

Contrast to Anna Nicole, who wasn't really accomplished at much of anything other than being a celebrity (and a quirky one at that).  Due to her fight with the Marshall clan over what she believed she was due from her husband's estate, to her ditzy public image which was, if anything, intensified by her reality series, to her public battles with weight, to the birth of her daughter and the death of her son and the ongoing battle over the paternity of the daughter, she remained a fixture in the public eye and mind.  Once Anna Nicole came to the public eye, she stayed there.  And if she had a publicist, that person earned every penny they received turning her story into something the average person actually cared about.

I wouldn't give a second thought to whether this story should have run.  If anything it might spark a subthread or two on the nature of fame and celebrity in the US or our social grasp and recollection of what the rich and the famous are about compared to our shocking lack of knowledge about what's happening that's truly important and not just some more cotton candy for the mind.

Illegitimi non carborundum.

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Re: My guess.

nmiguy.

Fri Feb 09, 2007 at 02:43:11 PM EST

5.00 (astute)

MayorBob, I have seen the "what's the big deal" meme repeated in lots of places.  Even Katie Couric's blog is asking why is this so hyped.  Her answer was that the powers that be have made the call to make this a huge story, that most media outlets are being good soldiers, doing what they are told and holding their noses over reporting the over-hyped death of a "b-list" celebrity.  

I find the attitude appalling.  The story is a good one on its face.  A tragic story of a celebrity who by most accounts was a pretty nice person.  The story of Anna Nicole Smith is interesting, a woman who has tried to model herself after Marilyn Monroe, just like Madonna and many others.  Her fame was solidfied when she became the most famous trophy wife of all time, a widowed heiress who had to fight her own Son in Law for the inheritance her husband left to her.  Her case went all the way to the Supreme Court, didn't it?  She was always so bizarre, in that she just was who she was, even when she had her own reality TV show.  She was a train wreck with a certain sweetness and panache.

And the originality of the tale has to be considered too.  How often would a woman have a baby girl at the age of 38, with a controversy over who the child's father is, then lose her 20 year old son to a drug overdose 3 days after the birth of the baby, and then a few months later have an eerily similar death, and everybody crawling out of the woodwork claiming to b e the baby's daddy so they can get a piece of that inheritance?  How often?  Once.  Ever.  Circumstances like Anna Nicole Smiths will never happen again in our lifetime or any other.  It is weird and quirky.  It is a better tale than a crazy astronaut.  

What also bothers me is that people are trashing Smith in her death.  There are real people who are rightfully mourning her early death.  And then there are insensitive types who are trashing her and whining about how much attention she is getting.  But the story is deserving of attention because it is so unique.  She is a compelling story, and the tale of the now motherless baby, who lost a brother at age 3 days and a mother at age 5 months and stands to inherit a fortune.  Well it is one to wrap your mind around.  

I like Anna Nicole Smith.  She came from nothing and became something, somebody worth remembering.  A success story with a tragedy wrapped up in it.  

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Re: My guess.

keta.

Fri Feb 09, 2007 at 03:38:32 PM EST

5.00 (astute, brilliant, brilliant)

You're right, nmiguy.  It's the perfect American tragedy for a number of reasons:

  • she posed naked numerous times
  • she was a gold-digger
  • many men masturbated to her naked photos
  • she stood to inherit a fortune
  • she liked to take her clothes off for the camera
  • she was vacuous, but famous, thereby fulfilling the fantasy of vacuous Americans everywhere
  • she had large breasts which she liked to show off
  • she was extremely fucking stupid, but famous, thereby fulfilling the fantasy of extremely fucking stupid Americans everywhere
  • she posed naked for many, many photographs
  • she experienced tragedy by losing a son, thereby endearing her to vacuous, fucking stupid, tragedy-laden but not-famous Americans everywhere
  • did I mention she posed nude, several times?

Her death is, frankly, entirely meaningless to me.  The outpouring of self-indulgent hand-wringing and full-court press coverage, on the other hand, is telling of an American society that "honours" shallow, stupid, people - famous for being shallow and stupid - as their most notable citizens.  

When it comes to the deification of nothingness, Anna Nicole Smith is hard to beat.

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Re: My guess.

Thalia.

Fri Feb 09, 2007 at 06:06:48 PM EST

3.00 (astute)

Hey she worked hard for her money, unlike Paris Hilton & the other vacuous heiresses that seem to populate American popular culture these days.  But yes, she was famous for being famous, as far as I can tell.  I do feel sorry for her baby, though.  

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Re: My guess.

ckm.

Fri Feb 09, 2007 at 08:19:18 PM EST

5.00 (astute)

I think that whatever you think of 'vacuous' types, they pretty much ALL work hard for their money.  There is a method to getting famous, but it takes a lot of dedication and hard work to get there, and a little luck.  For every famous person you see, there are probably 100 people who've tried and failed, often through lack of perseverance or a general unwillingness to do 'whatever it takes'.  Sure, sex, money and bodybuilding, whatever, all played a critical role, but, fundamentally, it's like everything else, hard work.

Anyway, taking your clothes off hardly makes you famous.  There are plenty of Playboy models working as waitresses.

Chris.

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Re: My guess.

nmiguy.

Thu Feb 15, 2007 at 09:00:55 AM EST

none

There are plenty of Playboy models working as waitresses.

Name one.

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Re: My guess.

nmiguy.

Mon Feb 12, 2007 at 09:57:00 AM EST

none

Keta, I never mentioned her nude pics.  If you get hung up on that you miss the story and the tragedy.  

I mean, the actor in the grey poupon commercials died too, but no one cares if he ever posed nude.  His story is just not as compelling, although he may have beena  very wonderful person.  

You trash Anna Nicole because you see her as trash.  I do not.  I see someone who rose from nothing and got everybody's attention.  I admire her spunk and attitude.  

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Re: My guess.

dzetetes.

Tue Feb 13, 2007 at 05:14:57 PM EST

4.33 (funny, funny, funny)

It's true, spunk had a lot to do with her success.  Lots and lots of spunk.

In regione caecorum, rex est luscus.

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Grey Poupon!?

permazorch.

Wed Feb 14, 2007 at 09:46:33 AM EST

none

What the shit?! He's dead?! Uh, I mean, which one?

----- The earth may fail, but we will quiver

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Re: Grey Poupon!?

nmiguy.

Wed Feb 14, 2007 at 12:11:32 PM EST

none

You know, This guy.

"Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?"

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Re: My guess.

MayorBob.

Fri Feb 09, 2007 at 09:41:40 PM EST

none

Katie Couric says she is just a helpless tool of the system?  She is just being a good soldier in all of this?  I disagree, the death of this woman is news because while she was alive her every dumb and vacuous move was heavily reported and hyped.  So, if someone who has eaten up as much of our collective attention while alive is certainly not going to just die without the media reporting something about her, especially when she dies suddenly with drugs involved and all the buzz about whose DNA thread belongs to her daughter.

You see, Anna Nicole was nothing more than a moderately fascinating train wreck to me.  I never knew her and I am not sure anyone really knew her.  Because it seems to me the face we see on most of these celebrities is exactly what they and their publicists want us to see.  And I am not sure I could really feel at ease or open in the company of someone whose main thoughts appear to be what is the best way to get their image polished or sharpened for the evening news.  You say you are amazed and bothered by the way some people are trashing or joking about her.  Why would that be?  If it were any other way, she would be the first celebrity in history who was deeply and universally mourned by everyone.  There will always be people who did not really care about her.  There will always be people who resented her for having money or just for being famous (which is odd, because that is really the one thing she was good for).

I do not know about her story being all that compelling.  Young girl manages to parlay her physical looks to rise above her circumstances.  Becomes a woman obsessed with money and fame.  Apparently fooled around with drugs and died as a result.  Pretty unremarkable if you look at it that way.  The party in all of this that has to be considered compelling is what is going to happen to the daughter.  As you say, five months old and her mother is dead.  There seems to be no end of people coming out of the woodworks claiming to be her father (I mean WTF, the Eurotrash who was married to Zsa Zsa!).  With her you see an eerie similarity to what ended up happening to Christina Onassis.  

Illegitimi non carborundum.

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Re: My guess.

charlies.

Mon Feb 12, 2007 at 02:59:03 AM EST

4.00 (astute)

MayorBob, you're certainly on to something. I was talking with an old friend from my days in the porno business; he had heard about her death and told me. Neither of us had ever had any contact with her, but anyone who works in the business knows about the personality disorders that shape these young women like Anna. My guess was that she had borderline personality disorder; his guess was hystrionic p.d., but the two certainly aren't exclusive.

Unlike most mental illnesses, b.p.d. has a predictable death rate, 15% by age 40, about the same as smallpox.

Technically she died of a drug overdose, but her death was a suicide. The ambiguity leaves enough room for all kinds of books and magazine articles over the coming years.

January 20, 2009. Justice becomes possible.

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Re: My guess.

nmiguy.

Mon Feb 12, 2007 at 08:33:38 AM EST

none

You say you are amazed and bothered by the way some people are trashing or joking about her.  Why would that be?  If it were any other way, she would be the first celebrity in history who was deeply and universally mourned by everyone.  

MB, have you forgotten Princess Di?  Lady Di was publicly mourned by the world.  Yeah there were a few fringe elements who did not mourn her or who mocked her tragic death.  But Anna Nicole's drama is a joke.  But a woman had died.  A baby is left without a mother.  

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sex goddess

1fastdog.

Fri Feb 09, 2007 at 03:16:30 PM EST

none

What makes Smith's case get round the clock coverage, when Plato's death (or any number of similar stories) got substantially less?

Three words: Voluptuous(NSFW) blonde(NSFW) bombshell.
Seriously. Had she been less than the Sexalicious Playboy pin-up that she was, it's doubtful that this would be getting the kind of press coverage it's commanding. Maybe that's a sad comment on the state of affairs in the celebrity obsessed culture we live in, but sex sells, end of story.

Somewhere in my soul, there's always Rock -n- Roll... Joe Strummer

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Re: Goodbye Vicki Lynn

keta.

Fri Feb 09, 2007 at 03:40:47 PM EST

none

What makes Smith's case get round the clock coverage, when Plato's death (or any number of similar stories) got substantially less?

Blonde hair, big tits, and an enthusiasm for taking your clothes off for photographers.

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Re: Goodbye Vicki Lynn

thefadd.

Fri Feb 09, 2007 at 05:32:35 PM EST

none

For better or for worse, Smith has been making headlines consistently all year. Plato hadn't been. What's more tragic about Smith's story to me is: who didn't see this coming? Plato's struggles were largely silent and internal. Smith lived her life outloud and in very plain public view. Smith was constantly on television in an inebriated state. She had a profile court cases, one of which was argued before the Supreme Court of the United States. She was badgerred to no end by hangers on who wanted things from her and badgered to death really.

Is Plato's death less important? In an objective sense, we don't want to say anyone person or their death is more or less important than another's. Do more people care about Smith's death. Evidently. Sadly, Plato died relatively poor and alone and like most people who die in such a state she passed with little news. Smith likely off-ed herself with an accidental overdose specifically because of quite the opposite. People somehow perceived her to have money and fame and she couldn't handle how doggedly others were trying to take it from her. The Trimspa lawsuit, the paternity suits, the investigation into her son's death... who could handle that much? Not someone who obviously had so little real support from those she surrounded herself with.

escalators never fail; they just become stairs

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Re: Goodbye Vicki Lynn

nmiguy.

Mon Feb 12, 2007 at 09:53:53 AM EST

none

Well I suppose we could discuss the death of the actor in teh Grey Poupon commercials.

"Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?"

But for some reason that story is just not as compelling as Anna Nicole Smith's death.  

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Oh. Ok. OJ's counterpart is deceased.

permazorch.

Sat Feb 10, 2007 at 03:23:31 PM EST

5.00 (interesting)

I voted yes in the poll, but seriously, I don't really care about Vicki/Anna, and never did, outside of, "So that's what's going on in America, 'eh?" More background noise weirdness to reinforce my existence in the Czech Republic as some kind of post-apocalyptic sci-fi story (1994-1996). Later, she was the blonde exploded ordinance on tv who was always high. "Gee, I wish I could get as blotto as this loser seems to constantly be, when the cameras roll."

This was the fate I predicted (didn't we all?) for her, I just thought she'd have 5-10 more years of compounded misery.

It's just too bad. It's a sorry statement on our society & culture (great recruitment for Christian/Muslim fundamentalist terrorists), and I am a bit surprised at my own insensitivity, I guess. Upthread, thedaff said it best. Thank god for that post. It gives me hope.

In closing, my paranoid instincts tell me something horribly important must be shaking down, right now, for the bread & circuses blare to be turned up to 11 for this phenomena.

----- The earth may fail, but we will quiver

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Re: Oh. Ok. OJ's counterpart is deceased.

Thalia.

Sat Feb 10, 2007 at 08:37:03 PM EST

3.00 (obnoxious, astute)

The Pentagon's Iraq report just came out and pretty clearly says that Wolfowitz, Chaney & Co cooked up the Iraq-AlQuaida link and deliberately created evidence.  But don't pay attention to the man behind the curtain, there is this pneumatic blonde who just dropped dead, which is much more interesting, isn't it?

Thalia

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Re: Oh. Ok. OJ's counterpart is deceased.

Acefantastik.

Sun Feb 11, 2007 at 05:53:48 AM EST

4.00 (funny)

My initial reaction to hearing this news is that the CIA offed her to cover up for a botched black operation in Iran, or more whimsically, a ruse to distract Kim Jong-Il during the 6 party talks.  

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the CIA offed her to cover up

permazorch.

Sun Feb 11, 2007 at 07:39:47 AM EST

5.00 (astute)

Now, that's what I would call cost-effective. The Antrax Terror Evento of 2001 has never been solved, either, has it?

This past 2 weeks have seemed like we're taking a creepy-crawlie, backdoor drift into war with Iran.

Ugh. Fire, BAD!

----- The earth may fail, but we will quiver

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Re: Oh. Ok. OJ's counterpart is deceased.

permazorch.

Sun Feb 11, 2007 at 07:27:33 AM EST

none

Yeah, The Office of Very Special Plans for Our Fairy Tale War, was slammed pretty hard, wasn't it?

I hope our insect overlords are suffering...
Not likely.

----- The earth may fail, but we will quiver

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Funny Story...

logan.

Sat Feb 10, 2007 at 11:28:59 PM EST

5.00

Anna Nicole Smith actually had a sense of humor about herself. Shortly before her death she worked out a deal with cartoonist Brandon Sonderegger, author of Filthy Lies, to do a comic for her web site. They were all ready to go when Anna died. Here then, preserved forever in an "it might have been" state is "Anna Nicole, Stripped".

-=Logan
Research, facts, a Republican needs not these things.

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Goodbye Vicki Lynn, Indeed

thedaff.

Fri Feb 09, 2007 at 05:20:24 PM EST

4.57 (brilliant, brilliant, brilliant)

I'll register my minor protest that this is a time when I wish we could post AI on this site but what the hey. The first time I ever saw Anna Nicole was in a spread in a GQ that a friend had in high school. I was blown away by her beauty at the time and I loved the fact that she wasn't a stick. Later, I worked at e! when she had her show there so I actually spoke to Howard K. Stern on several occassions. We needed always to refer to him as Howard K. Stern since while Anna Nicole's show was our highest rated ever at the time, our #2 show featured that other Howard Stern guy. I can't help but think about how horribly enabling it was for her to have that television show. She was a trainwreck and we all knew she was a trainwreck but all anyone did was watch. Her interview with the king of all media was very memorable. "What the hell are you on?" He asked her and with the most obviously slurred speech ever, she protested that she wasn't on anything and stormed out. She wanted to be rich, she wanted to be famous and she was ready to die for it. She is the cliche for the trophy wife. When all else failed, her modeling career, her television career, her trophy wife career, she landed as the spokesmodel for a dangerous weight loss supplement that's already paid out settlements to the FDA and is now facing more lawsuits. Along the way, people took all the advantage they could out of her wants and needs. Of course she was an adult making her own decisions and of course she was only too happy to give in return for the fame and fortune she craved. But in the end, instead of a modern fairy tail on what one poor person can acheive by working hard in the entertainment industry and becoming a famous icon people can look up to, her life became a morality play on the dangers of being able to handle ones own fame and fortune and the hangers on and the haters. It's a true tragedy the way she lived her life so publicly like a clown for our own amusement. She couldn't step forward for herself and she never surrounded herself with people who would stand up for her -- just people who, like her, were so desperate for fame and or money that they'd give or take anything they had to. Like so many people she was a wilfull person hurtling herself down a dark path in desperate need of an intervention she would almost certainly fight.

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Re: Goodbye Vicki Lynn, Indeed

rombuu.

Fri Feb 09, 2007 at 11:42:01 PM EST

3.50 (obnoxious)

I was blown away by her beauty at the time and I loved the fact that she wasn't a stick.

Yeah, people seem to forget that when she was in those Guess ads and such what were we being told attractive women looked like?  Kate Moss-ish heroin chic sticks with unreasonable BMIs and the physical attractiveness of a prepubescent boy.  Combine this with the whole grunge era  clothing styles where woman were wearing flannel and doc martins, ugh.   She was a refreshing breath of fresh air for people who like some junk in the trunk or like to rock on a back porch.

 

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Re: Goodbye Vicki Lynn, Indeed

Thalia.

Fri Feb 09, 2007 at 06:28:06 PM EST

none

That was a truly beautiful summary of her sad life & sadder death.  This is the stuff I read TnT for.

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Death of a Playmate

cloudofdust.

Fri Feb 09, 2007 at 02:38:19 PM EST

3.50 (brilliant, informative)

The Nancy Grace, CSI, Law & Order: CI, SVU, LMNOP version:

Howard K. Stern killed both Daniel and Anna Nicole in order to gain custody of Dannielynn and the fortune. But in a surprise twist ending, the father turns out to be not Howard K. Stern, not Larry Birkhead but Prince Frederick von Anhalt. So Stern killed two people for nothing.

The real life version:

The family was awash in medications. Daniel died from a lethal combination of methadone and two antidepressants, all legal but lethal in combination. Anna Nicole went much the same way. One pill makes you larger, one pill makes you small, take them both together, the coroner we'll call.

Hopefully they'll sort out the paternity soon and the kid can have something like a normal life. She's only 5 months old, there's still a chance for her.

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It seems to me

nmiguy.

Fri Feb 09, 2007 at 01:34:56 PM EST

none

She lived her life like a candle in the wind.  Never knowing where to turn to when the rain swept in.  I would have liked to have known her, but I was just a kid.  The candle burned out long before, teh legend ever did...

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Untrue, oh Elton wannabe.

MayorBob.

Fri Feb 09, 2007 at 02:10:53 PM EST

none

I would have liked to have known her, but I was just a kid.

She wasn't into kids and not generally interested in those without funds.

Illegitimi non carborundum.

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What about the money?

rEvolution inAction.

Sat Feb 10, 2007 at 12:05:46 PM EST

none

There's now a three-way court battle for paternity of her child.. and control over its fortune.

Tipping Sacred Cows

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Re: What about the money?

rEvolution inAction.

Mon Feb 12, 2007 at 01:32:52 AM EST

none

It's now up to 4.

Tipping Sacred Cows

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