A Priest, a Rabbi and a Cleric Walk Into an Execution Chamber...
MayorBob.
Posted to Etcetera on Thu Jun 07, 2007 at 07:41:04 AM EST (promoted by port1080). RSS.
The human race will be minus at least one person who loves a good joke come June 26th. That's the date the state of Texas is planning on executing inmate Patrick Knight. But, before he goes to meet his maker Knight, who is paying the price for having murdered two of his neighbors, wants to have a killer farewell line.
Even though anti-death penalty groups continue to work on his behalf, Knight is convinced his appeals have run their course. So, he's engineered a competition of sorts, find the best joke he can tell on his way out of this existence - gallows humor, if you will. He's accepting nominees by mail to his cell on death row or by email to a myspace page a friend of his has created for him. Knight admits to having murdered Walter and Mary Werner in their home near Amarillo back in 1991. He says his quest for a joke that will leave the witnesses at his execution laughing isn't meant to hurt the Werner family:"I'm not trying to say I don't care what's going on. I'm about to die. I'm not going to sit here and whine and cry and moan and everything like that when I'm facing the punishment I've been given."
If it's a joke, it's a sick joke in the mind of Randall County Sheriff Joel Richardson. He was one of the investigating officers on the Werner case and he believes the only one who finds any humor in the situation is Knight. Richardson believes the way Knight is preparing to end his life "tells you a little bit about the guy's character, anyway." Witness the comments on the main newslink, there's not a whole lot of people who share Knight's sense of humor.
Knight was inspired in his search by the stylings of Vincent Gutierriez who remarked to the witnesses at his execution back in March "where's a stunt double when you need one?" Knight says he's spent 16 years getting to this moment and even though "they think they're punishing me ... they're really letting me go." Is it a matter of Knight trying to compensate for his fear of what's to come or is it the mark of an unrepentant sociopath? What sort of advice would you give him or what sort of joke would you offer?
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