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Terrorist Hunters Defined

thefadd.

Posted to Religion on Tue Jul 24, 2007 at 10:17:50 AM EST (promoted by 1fastdog). RSS.

Terrorist Hunter: Terrorist or Freedom Fighter? Defender of Freedom or loony-bin wack-job? The question recently came to light during the case of Michael Curtis Reynolds, a regular old white American who was recently convicted of trying to help Al Qeada plot to blow up oil pipelines and other key American energy installations. Part of his defense -- which only took the jury an hour to dismiss -- was that he was actually a terrorist hunter posing as a terrorist who would later turn over the theoretical people he collaborated with to the proper authorities.

Complicating matters is the fact that the person who did ensnare Reynolds was not the FBI or the CIA or the NSA but another "terrorist hunter." Such people, of whom Shannen Rossmiller is one, reportedly go online to sniff out terrorists in chat rooms and other dark corners of teh intratuben. But these brave defenders of America face grave risks. Not only are they taking on the lonely losers of the internet but they face real scrutiny from Federal authorities. Shockingly, when Rossmiller first contacted authorities with terrorist related information, they grilled her as if she herself were -- a terrorist!

While people who are actually paid to apprehend and torture take the war to the terrorists in foreign lands, hobbyists keep us safe from the home grown variety here. In fact, Rossmiller's bust was one of the most high profile of the year. Do these people help you feel safe? Or are they just a little too worked up and lucky to be alive and not in jail?

Tags: written by thefadd, edited by 1fastdog, terrorism, Idaho, Pocatello, Thunderbird Motel, I-15, FBI (all tags)

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crazy.

permazorch.

Tue Jul 24, 2007 at 12:44:37 PM EST

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These people give me the creeps. If they're so damn gung-ho-chi-minh, why don't they get a job with the cops/CIA/NSA/FBI, etcetera? I'll tell ya why, they're fucking loons you wouldn't let watch your dog for an hour.

----- The earth may fail, but we will quiver

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Re: crazy.

pO157.

Tue Jul 24, 2007 at 02:38:45 PM EST

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I do kind of wonder why a "judge" (in quotes because I realize a Montana Justice of the Peace is probably not your "traditional idea" of one) would get involved in this type of activity. What if she ever has to preside over the arraignment a suspect on terrorism charges?

Bad idea all around.

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Should have moved to Plan B, Michael.

MayorBob.

Tue Jul 24, 2007 at 03:36:09 PM EST

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That would have been the one where you claimed you fell off the ladder,
suffered a concussion and can't remember exactly what it was you did.  
Or gone to Plan C, where you were listening to the voices in your head.
Either way, they're a whole lot more plausible than "I was terrorist hunting."

Back about a decade ago, the head of our Info Technology department got busted
for downloading porn on his office computer.  His excuse was he was "testing the
reliability of the firewall."  Yeah, it worked as well as Reynolds' excuse.

Illegitimi non carborundum.

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But Wait

thefadd.

Tue Jul 24, 2007 at 11:05:46 PM EST

none

There's more! Part II is off the charts.

It is easy to buy small plaster models of what you think life is like.

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From the link...

pO157.

Wed Jul 25, 2007 at 09:17:49 AM EST

5.00 (brilliant)

"Rossmiller loves watching dogged officers destroy mud-brick drug houses, and seeing bad guys' rights violated."

And she is a JUDGE with no comprehension of due process!? She should be de-benched.

This is just great. Now any defense attorney that comes before her in her courtroom should be able to use that quote on appeal.

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