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Blogging the State of Our Union

pO157.

Posted to Politics on Mon Jan 28, 2008 at 05:58:32 PM EST (promoted by port1080). RSS.

"The President shall from time to time give to Congress information of the State of the Union and recommend to their Consideration such measures as he shall judge necessary and expedient."

The State of the Union speech is given (or mailed) once a year to a gathered assemblage of both houses of Congress. The messages change from year to year, but the overall format is the same. The President discusses memorable events of the past year (or his administration), challenges facing the nation, and his agenda for the upcoming year. This will be Mr. Bush's final State of the Union address, unless he uses the option of presenting a final one as a lame duck just before Inauguration Day in 2009.

While the content of the speech has been vetted in advance by focus groups, politicos, spin doctors and the press (who usually have advanced written copies), viewers at home can also get in on the action. People around the world watch the speech and pass the time by counting the number of applause interruptions by members of the President's party, get drunk, try to catch the members of your states' congressional delegation not paying attention, scan the crowd for odd face time interactions with the President, or play the old classic "Who can figure out the Designated Survivor first?"

Whatever your intentions, discuss the events of the evening here. What better place to parse the last and perhaps most important State of the Union of President Bush's time in the Oval Office than with some of the Internet's most intelligent users?


Update: CNN has the full transcript. Here's a link to a transcript of the Democratic response, given by Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius.
Update: If you missed it last night, watch the SOTU right here on Treesandthings:


Part 1


Part 2


Part 3


Tags: edited by Port1080, written by pO157, State of the Union, politics, President Bush, Kathleen Sebelius (all tags)

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Re: Blogging the State of Our Union

thefadd.

Mon Jan 28, 2008 at 08:27:19 PM EST

4.00 (funny, astute, funny)

Dude, wtf? I dislike President Bush as much as the next guy but come on, at least let him speak and listen to what he has to say before making up your mind on his speech tonight.

I can't. His lying voice makes me physically ill. As did Reagan's, as does Hillary's. His daddy's voice was rather soothing to me, though.

It is easy to buy small plaster models of what you think life is like.

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Re: Blogging the State of Our Union

novy.

Mon Jan 28, 2008 at 10:28:11 PM EST

3.00 (astute)

Last licks. One more year.

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Re: Blogging the State of Our Union

JimmyHavok.

Tue Jan 29, 2008 at 03:07:10 AM EST

3.00 (funny)

I have the same reaction.  Either I am revolted by his butt-lazy diction ("ma aministration?"  WTF, is it too hard to say that little "d" in there?), offended by his talking-to-idiots delivery, or appalled by his pathetically transparent lies.  Often all at once.

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Re: Blogging the State of Our Union

PenitenziAgite.

Tue Jan 29, 2008 at 04:39:46 PM EST

4.00 (funny)

I know, you'd think a former Andover cheerleader would have better diction than that.

sierra tango foxtrot uniform

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Credit where it's due

gerrymander.

Mon Jan 28, 2008 at 11:19:25 PM EST

4.00 (funny, funny)

This part was funny:

"Others have said they would personally be happy to pay higher taxes. I welcome their enthusiasm, and I am pleased to report that the IRS accepts both checks and money orders."

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Re: Credit where it's due

novy.

Mon Jan 28, 2008 at 11:26:39 PM EST

4.00 (funny, astute, astute)

This part was also funny: "We will not rest until this enemy has been defeated."

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He can't even get the simple stuff right

Nameless Cynic.

Tue Jan 29, 2008 at 08:56:53 AM EST

4.00 (informative, astute, funny)

His speech was crap from the beginning. The very first sentence.

Seven years have passed since I first stood before you at this rostrum.
His first State of the Union was in 2002 (be kind of stupid to give a SotU speech seconds after you're sworn in, wouldn't it? Not that stupid has ever stopped him or anything...) So when you start off the speech being blatantly wrong, it's just downhill from there.

It's like "Night of the Living Republican." The idiots are right outside, and they want to eat your brain.

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Re: You can't even get the simple stuff right

zyxwvutsr.

Tue Jan 29, 2008 at 10:49:42 AM EST

4.66 (informative, informative, informative)

His first State of the Union was in 2002 (be kind of stupid to give a SotU speech seconds after you're sworn in, wouldn't it? Not that stupid has ever stopped him or anything...) So when you start off the speech being blatantly wrong, it's just downhill from there
Doodie.

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Re: He can't even get the simple stuff right

port1080.

Tue Jan 29, 2008 at 10:38:00 AM EST

none

Maybe he was referring to his first speeches before Congress, rather than his first state of the union? Did he make any speeches before Congress in January '01?

Ce n'est pas une pipe. C'est une signature.

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Olbermann said it well....

Dvandom.

Tue Jan 29, 2008 at 08:22:41 AM EST

3.66 (funny, funny, funny)

It was a Greatest Hits compilation of previous SotU speeches.  A clip show, if you will, to pad out the second season.

This is not a signature.

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Re: log in the State of Our Union

zyxwvutsr.

Tue Jan 29, 2008 at 10:47:43 AM EST

3.00 (informative, funny)

He only said "doodie" twice, which disappointed me because it makes me titter.

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Re: Blogging the State of Our Union

joshv.

Mon Jan 28, 2008 at 08:38:17 PM EST

none

Wow, I haven't heard "9/11" or "al Queda" once yet - not much fodder for our drinking game.

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Re: Blogging the State of Our Union

PenitenziAgite.

Mon Jan 28, 2008 at 11:45:53 PM EST

4.50 (funny, funny)

That's Al Kaida.  Real men don't use glottal stops.

sierra tango foxtrot uniform

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Re: Blogging the State of Our Union

novy.

Tue Jan 29, 2008 at 04:00:15 PM EST

4.00 (funny, funny)

That's Sodom and Gomorrah Hussein. That's nukyuler. Real Texans don't admit they went to Yale.

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Re: Blogging the State of Our Union

novy.

Mon Jan 28, 2008 at 10:27:02 PM EST

4.40 (funny, brilliant, brilliant)

Blah. Blah. We mostly yell at each other. Laughter. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Economy going great, but slowing down and we'd better fix it RIGHT NOW. Blah. Blah. Applause. Blah. Blah. Make my tax cuts permanent. Blah. Blah. Laughter. Blah. Blah. Applause. Earmarks suck. Blah. Blah. Blah. Do something about housing crisis. Blah. Blah. Blah. Choice in health care. Blah. Blah. No Child Left Behind. Blah. Religious schools. Blah. Blah. Applause. Blah. Free trade with Colombia, Panama, Korea, blah, blah, blah. Blah. Applause. Coal and nuclear energy. Applause. Blah. Blah. Science? Blah. Blah. Blah. Great judicial nominees. Blah. Blah. Entitlement spending sucks. Blah. Blah. Immigration. Blah. Blah. Blah.

Freedom and democracy. Applause. Blah. Blah. Blah. Iraq. Blah. Blah. 9/11. Blah. Blah. Blah. 9/11. Blah. Blah. Blah. Iraq. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Iraq. Blah. Blah. Blah. Surge. Blah. Blah. Terrorism. Blah. Blah. Blah. Afghanistan. Blah. Blah. Blah. Iraq. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Petraeus. Blah. Blah. Iraq. Blah. Blah. Applause. Blah. Blah. Iraq. Blah. Blah. Blah. Iran sucks. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Iran really sucks. Blah. Blah. Blah. Terrorism. Blah. Blah. Blah. Everything looks great. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Fight until we win. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Victory. Blah. Blah. Blah. Work together for victory. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Israel and Palestine. Blah. Blah. Homeland security. Blah. Blah. Blah. Abolish 4th Amendment. Blah. Blah. Freedom in Cuba, Zimbabwe, everywhere but here. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. God Bless America.

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I guess it's true

gerrymander.

Mon Jan 28, 2008 at 11:17:49 PM EST

3.50 (funny, funny)

In the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

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Re: I guess it's true

novy.

Mon Jan 28, 2008 at 11:23:37 PM EST

3.40 (obnoxious, funny, funny)

Except this dog has 75 word vocabulary, can count to at least 4, and knows Fred Thompson will not become next President of US.

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earmarks

JimmyHavok.

Tue Jan 29, 2008 at 03:08:58 AM EST

3.00 (astute, astute)

Funny how they only turned into a Bad Thing when the Democrats got control of Congress.

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Re: earmarks

novy.

Tue Jan 29, 2008 at 03:52:40 PM EST

3.66 (astute, funny, funny)

Funny how fiscal responsibility only turned into a Good Thing when Democrats got hold of Congress. Funny how this cretin thinks he can win World War III. Funny how he thinks borrowing another $150 billion and giving it away will rescue US economy after he debauched its currency. Funny how he thinks anyone cares what he has to say at this point. Not funny funny, of course, funny strange.

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