I particularly enjoyed:
"Has [the Web] been designed by the West for the West?"
Because I was under the impression that the web had been designed by Uyghur peasants for !Kung tribesmen. For fuck's sake.
Tim Berners-Lee was in the right place at the right time. A lot of competing hypertext systems were around during the late 80s and early 90s. How Tim's took over the world, no one is sure; it certainly wasn't because it was well-designed, clearly specified, or easy to implement. Yet because it did, we have, over time, confused this luck with genius. The result is that a man with ordinary abilities gets paid attention to when ridiculous things like this come out of his mouth.
A roar of steam marks their arrival
They open up the airship's doorway
Preparing for their bloody reprisal…
The bloodthirsty vengeful Squirrels of Norway.