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Anonymous: Anonymous Idiot, or Anonymous Hero?

pO157.

Posted to Religion on Tue Feb 12, 2008 at 09:38:30 AM EST (promoted by port1080). RSS.

Tom Cruise is coming to get you!

YouTube, the Inter Tubes, and everyone's Eustachian tubes are abuzz over a viral video recently released by Church of Scientology protest group "Anonymous."

The Anonymous group declared war on Scientology through a YouTube video posted two weeks ago. Since then it has earned significant attention, including coverage by Newsweek and become one of the most viewed publications on that video sharing site. Their grievances include the alleged serious bodily harm that Scientology may cause their members, illegal tax evasion, running of private prisons, gulags, utilizing child labor, and the operation of a sketchy private military navy.  Recent videos announced massive global protests against Scientology are to commence on the 10th, and set down rules for the protesters.

February 10th has been announced as the start of global protests against Scientology. Medium to large scale protests are expected against Scientology buildings in at least 14 countries, dwarfing any previous organized actions against the group. As February 10th began just across the International Date Line, hundreds of protesters showed up in Sydney, Adelaide and other sites across Australia to begin peaceful campaigns against the organization many refer to as a cult.

February 10th was selected as the kickoff of the campaign because it is the birthday of Lisa McPherson, a woman who died (graphic autopsy photos) in 1995 while in the custody of the church although criminal charges against Scientology for her death were soon dropped.

This has not been the latest electronic embarrassment for Scientology. Earlier a bizarre Tom Cruise video was leaked onto YouTube in which he espoused his love for the group. It was soon removed. In response to the Anonymous group protests and claims, Scientology announced it is the victim of religious bigotry and hate crimes.

Scientology is a belief system founded by L. Ron Hubbard in 1952. It states that psychiatry is evil and says man is merely a Thetan which is an immortal being reincarnated several times. After investing time and money in the group members learn that the core beliefs center around a man named Xenu who ruled a galactic confederacy 75,000,000 years ago and brought people to earth on a DC-8 airliner for some reason. Regrettably, Mr. Xenu was not a benevolent dictator and placed his subjects in a volcano which he then destroyed with hydrogen bombs. Scientology teaches that society's problems are the result of these spirits adhering to the souls of humankind today. Mr. Xenu could not be reached for comment.

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Re: Anonymous: Anonymous Idiot, or Anonymous Hero?

gerrymander.

Tue Feb 12, 2008 at 12:48:41 PM EST

5.00 (informative)

For all the sturm and concurrent drang that goes along with the YouTube/protest, I wonder if the largest effect on Scientology won't come from another corner: the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals. The case in question comes from the IRS' grant of a special education deduction for Scientologists as part of a settlement agreement, and whether that deduction opens a door for all other faith-related education. Presumably, the court could strike down the non-legislatively granted exception, which would then subject individual Scientologists with much larger tax bills.

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A little surprised...

port1080.

Tue Feb 12, 2008 at 01:20:18 PM EST

4.00 (informative)

Just some added background - "Anonymous" is the collective efforts of mostly a bunch of pranksters and script-kiddies from sites like 4chan (link goes to wikipedia article, here's a link to the actual, NSFW, website). I really didn't expect that they would be able to coordinate something as tangible as street protests - I was expecting a few denial of service attacks followed by everyone forgetting about it and moving on to some other target. Bully for them for putting their bad tendencies to good use, I guess.

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One thing that can be said for sure here.

MayorBob.

Tue Feb 12, 2008 at 04:33:22 PM EST

4.00 (funny)

The Church of Scientology won't be coming after TnT for anonymous attacks.

Illegitimi non carborundum.

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3fingerspointback.

Wed Feb 13, 2008 at 01:35:55 AM EST

5.00 (interesting)

...but that's a nervous laugh, because right as this story posted, we got a big spike traffic from somewhere that's slowing the site down.

(is 3fingerspointback)

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Leave them alone

profwhat.

Tue Feb 12, 2008 at 01:50:53 PM EST

none

Someone explain this to me -- why are the Scientologists so hated?  Why can't their critics just look at them with the same bemused tolerance that people usually use for faiths they don't believe in?

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Re: Leave them alone

zyxwvutsr.

Tue Feb 12, 2008 at 02:07:57 PM EST

5.00 (astute, astute, astute)

I think it's because people think it's possible that Moses, Jesus, Mohammad, etc. really were spiritual people who honestly believed they were telling the truth about God. Because they are more contemporary, we know a lot more detail about the lives of people like L. Ron Hubbard and Joseph Smith, and we know for certain that they were opportunistic charlatans.

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Re: Leave them alone

port1080.

Tue Feb 12, 2008 at 02:11:00 PM EST

5.00 (interesting, astute)

It's the whole notion of "your right to throw a punch ends where my face begins". I don't give a damn about Scientology in the abstract, but I do care when the CoS tramples on other citizens free speech rights, gains unfair tax exemptions, does illegal things to its members, and so on. I'm an equal opportunity hater when it comes to this stuff - I'm just as bothered with Catholics or Mormons or Jews or Muslims or whoever uses the same tactics. The biggest difference between those groups and the CoS is that generally most of the time mainstream organized religions are divided about these tactics. Some Catholics think blasphemy should be illegal, most don't. Some Muslims think infidels should convert or die, most don't. ALL CoS members, on the other hand, are forced to walk in absolute lockstep over all their "church's" policies.

Finally, there's the simple absurdity of it all. The tenets of the religion are all right out of science fiction, and, surprise surprise, the founder was a science fiction writer. I guess most people just wonder how anyone could possibly believe that crap? Sure, there's a certain level of hypocrisy there (since most Scientology critics aren't atheists), but it's easier to understand how people could believe in mainstream religions, which are often as much cultural artifacts as anything, that it is to understand how someone could actively convert to being in the CoS. Beck aside, not that many people grow up as Scientologists, so they don't have the same excuses most believers have.

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Re: Leave them alone

skeptic.

Tue Feb 12, 2008 at 02:13:34 PM EST

4.00 (interesting)

Actually my previous comment at least partially addresses that question, but I can state my answer more explicitly.  While all religions are too some extent parasitical, in that they consume people's time and money for the propitiation of imaginary deities, and for other imaginary goals that serve only to deceive the faithful (as I have said previously on this site, no real problem has ever been solved in the real world by prayer) some religions are more predatory than others.  For most members, Scientology will wind up consuming their entire lives, and will leave them with nothing, if they do not escape soon enough (Tom Cruise is an exception, which is explained in my previous comment).  Scientology is a very predatory religion, indeed, it could more accurately be described as a con game disguised as a religion - although all religions partake to some extent of the nature of a con game.  Some are worse than others, and Scientology is the worst.

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Re: Leave them alone

postillion.

Tue Feb 12, 2008 at 11:11:31 PM EST

4.00 (interesting)

I read somewhere a comment by a professor of religion who said he considers Scientology a multi-national corporation, not a religion.

Of course, the problem with this multi-national corporation is that it makes its profits with cult methods such as encouraging their inductees to cut off all ties with anyone who is not encouraging of Scientology. And all the while, they get the joy of non-profit tax-free status.

In regards to Tom Cruise and other Scientology celebrities, they supposedly get treated like royalty unlike the rest of the normal Scientology members.

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Scientology

skeptic.

Tue Feb 12, 2008 at 01:52:57 PM EST

none

I dislike religion in general.  I recently read Christopher Hitchens' book, "God Is Not Great:  How Religion Poisons Everything" (which, incidentally, does not even mention Scientology - perhaps there will be a later, expanded edition which does, and the author does mention that he has spent his whole life writing that book and is still writing it) and it makes an extremely powerful case against religion.  However, I have studied lots of religions (I'm a curious kind of guy) and Scientology is particularly offensive.  Of all religions on Earth, Scientology is the one that I dislike most.

So why does Tom Cruise like it?  He has a completely artificial view of what Scientology is.  Your average Scientologist is subjected to tremendous financial stress (or bankruptcy) by the nearly insatiable demands of the cult.  Tom Cruise happily gave millions of dollars to the cult and doesn't care; he's extremely wealthy.  And the average Scientologist sooner or later runs afoul of cultist paranoia, and is falsely accused of various bizarre crimes, and put through all sorts of trauma as a result.  This will never happen to Tom Cruise, since the cult loves its celebrities, and Tom Cruise is the most important of all the Scientology celebrities (closely followed by John Travolta).  So he never actually finds out what it is like for most people to be members of the cult.  To him it is quite benign.  There are also abundant reasons to be highly skeptical of the deranged science fictional theories upon which the cult is based, even aside from the problems of the greed and paranoia of the cult. Tom Cruise has already stated in a published interview "Fuck you if you don't like my religion" so obviously, he will not be receptive to my criticism (not that he reads treesandthings anyway).  The more fool he.

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Re: Scientology

pO157.

Tue Feb 12, 2008 at 04:04:26 PM EST

none

Tom Cruise has already stated in a published interview "Fuck you if you don't like my religion" so obviously, he will not be receptive to my criticism (not that he reads treesandthings anyway).  The more fool he.

Don't be so sure of that. It wouldn't be the first time that a person whose idea or product is under debate has randomly shown up on TnT to defend himself.

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Re: Scientology

skeptic.

Wed Feb 13, 2008 at 09:09:20 AM EST

none

treesandthings does not have as large a membership as its parent web-site, plastic, and I remember that on a few occasions, people who were under discussion on plastic did post their own comments.  When we discussed the career of the late Jack Chalker, his widow showed up to offer her reaction (& I was happy that the comments, including my own, had been generally favorable; I would not have wanted to add to the sorrow of Jack's grieving widow).  But I really do not think that Tom Cruise is going to read this particular discussion.  Indeed, the mere fact that he has been able to preserve his absolute confidence (or "total certainty" as Scientologists would phrase it) in Scientology is an indication that he has been carefully prevented from seeing any of the critical analysis which would have given him reason to question his beliefs.

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Seperated at Birth?

Lou.

Wed Feb 13, 2008 at 07:47:57 PM EST

none

Why is it every time I hear about Xenu, I think of this cat>

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine

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Wondering

Lou.

Thu Feb 14, 2008 at 12:22:44 PM EST

none

Ok, here's a short poll...

This discussion has no discussion because:
A. It's not as interesting as it was in the subq.
B. Xenu keeps intercepting the posts.
C. The editors are being held hostage in some roach infested non-disclosed location.
D. Nobody wants to piss off Scientology.
E. Everyone except Lou on TnT is a Scientologist.

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine

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A

pO157.

Thu Feb 14, 2008 at 02:31:17 PM EST

none

It is odd how this place works. Stories in the subQ that look exciting get like 7 posts, while other ones you would not expect get a ton. It's kind of like the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principal. Or something.

On topic: Did anybody here have their hometown host Anonymous sponsored protests? Mine did. Apparently we are the regional Mecca for Scientologists, which explains why they hang around downtown and accost people.

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Re: A

port1080.

Thu Feb 14, 2008 at 02:48:00 PM EST

4.50 (astute, interesting)

I think sometimes people shoot their wad in the sub-q comments, and then don't have a whole lot to say when the story runs.  On Plastic, sub-q comments are limited to something like 200 characters and you can only post one sub-q comment, which makes it much more likely that you'll save your big points for when the story actually runs.  I'd like to see a similar setup here some day, but I'm afraid it would take some fairly substantial changes to the Scoop code to get it to work like that...

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Perhaps the last post on this subject

Lou.

Thu Feb 14, 2008 at 07:06:39 PM EST

none

I was really hoping this would be more active since it's a subject I'm interested in.

That being said I think I'll keep the ol' trap shut.  I'm starting to feel like Tommy Lee Jones in MIB where he's jumping up and down in front of the monster roach from space yelling, "Eat me....eat me!"

I'm especially disappointed that an esteemed member of our little online tribe didn't weigh in.  This story is thick with aliens and Hollywood...ok, not Jews in Hollywood...but still.

I take it all back, COS.  You're beautiful...never change.

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine

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Interactions With A Scientologist

thefadd.

Thu Feb 14, 2008 at 08:44:57 PM EST

none

I don't really have much to say to or about Scientologists. I did have this encounter once with a young pairing. The guy spoke while the girl stood by demurely:

Obvious Scientology Guy: Would you like to take a survey?

Me (never stopping from moving in the direction I was walking): What's it for?

OSG (Trying to come up with a way not to say Scientology): It's for a class I'm taking.

Me (Feigning genuine interest knowing full well where this is going): Oh yeah? What's the class on?

OSG (Trying to come up with yet another way not to say Scientology): It's about improving your life and better understanding the world.

Me: Really? How do you do that?

OSG (now absolutely seething): Thru Scientology.

Me (politely but moving away very quickly): No, thanks.

OSG (walking away angrily but still cursing under his breath to me): Godfuckingdammit.

Their world headquarters and mini village is about 5 blocks from my house. I try not to drive that direction so I didn't notice any protests today. In general, I encourage my friends not to tempt fate by bating them--every time there's an outdoor fair here, the Scientologists offer their free stress tests and my friends ALWAYS want to screw with them. I am, however, very tempted to visit their restaurant. The review offers this Know Before You Go:

While the restaurant is located in the Scientology Center, the wait staff is very good not to press you about the religion.

It is easy to buy small plaster models of what you think life is like.

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Scientology Is The Future

thefadd.

Thu Feb 14, 2008 at 08:46:35 PM EST

none

That said, I do believe Scientology and the Raelians are the future of religion. Many scholars posit that the "apocolypse" foretold in the judeo-christian-islamic branch of religion is an ending to "the world" (the way of thinking) of the Western Civilization-dominant monotheism. There was, of course, a similar apocolypse of polytheism.

This is based on an idea I subscribe to, that religion is a coping mechanism, a way of comprehending the world around us. When polytheism--based on the extreme influence that the gods of sun, rain, etc once had on humans--stop serving its purpose, it suffered an apocolypse and was subsumed by monotheism. The move to monotheism was not a stand-alone--it was part of a greater cultural shift to increased social sophistication in every society in which it popped up. As we outgrow monotheism through a greater fascination (and understanding) of things like technology and possible alien life forms, it only makes sense that new religions would crop up which fixate on those things with which we are more generally culturally fixated.

Mormonism is a bit of "missing link" bridge (that demonstrates the progress from monotheism to whatever is next) in that it was a wholly made up crock of shit but still subscribes to monotheism. Despite Scientology's autocratic nature--which is probably necessary in the formative years of many major religions--making up a religion wholly out of nothing is indicative of a world in which we sense that we have ever greater control over our lives.

It is easy to buy small plaster models of what you think life is like.

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Re: Scientology Is The Future

JimmyHavok.

Sat Feb 16, 2008 at 01:46:53 PM EST

5.00 (interesting)

It strikes me that monotheism was a reaction to the age of empires.  It reflected the larger political trend of feudalism, where each local leader had a higher leader he was subject to.

A modern religion would reflect the distributed networks of power that are typical of modern political systems.  The idea that God is a collective of all intelligence would fit that model.

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Re: Scientology Is The Future

thefadd.

Thu Feb 14, 2008 at 08:59:26 PM EST

none

If you couldn't tell, I started post #19 with "That said..." because it was initially part of post #18 but I thought it needed its own thread, just forgot to make the fix.

I was also going to say something about judaism, christianity and islam being more "organic" in that they rose more out of a very primitive understanding of their surroundings and what controlled the lives of the people who created them. We feel like we exert much more control over our world today so why not over our belief systems?

At the end of the day, any religion more indicative of what its followers fail to understand, than what they succeed at understanding. I think they are, in the end, a tool of progress designed (intelligently?;-) to make themselves obsolete as understanding is reached.

It is easy to buy small plaster models of what you think life is like.

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Fad religions

3fingerspointback.

Fri Feb 15, 2008 at 01:19:22 PM EST

none

Scientology and Raelism both try to incorporate modern science into their doctrines, but unfortunately their tenets are both too easily falsifiable to be appealing.

Scientologists have their e-meters, which measure...thetan mind control?  Really?  This has already been exposed as bullshit.  If you want ritual and heirarchy, it sounds like you can save money by going Catholic.

As for Raelism, it's only a matter of time before more evidence turns up that the flying saucer story is bullshit, and even if it doesn't, who knows when we'll start hearing from the real aliens, who want to know who the (slang for excretion of waste brain fluid product) the Elohim are supposed to be.

I give Buddhism more of a chance, since it doesn't put as much stress on changing local rituals as they do on acknowledging a few universal truths.  Maybe Mormonism too, if they decide on a reformation that takes them in a similar route.

(is 3fingerspointback)

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