Next October, go as Bill Belichick. Seriously. Just wear a hooded sweatshirt, and be an asshole to everybody at the party. Don't forget to scowl a lot!
BONUS: Remember to bring your digital camera to the party. This entitles you to take pictures of hot chicks. Feel free to zoom in, as that is probably the only way to catch the defensive play call signs.
Good that Senator Spector and his Senate colleagues have managed to solve the woes of the economy, reverse global warming, end the war in Iraq, come up with comprehensive national healthcare, stem the tide of illegal immigration, and make a college education available and affordable for every American child.
In other developments, Senator Spector plans on introducing a bill in Congress to codify, on the federal level, that 20 yard protective paparazzi coccoon for Britney Spears. He will also offer to dust Roger Clemens' butt for Brian McNamee's prints. Personally, Spector rejects McNamee's evidence because it involves multiple syringes.
Illegitimi non carborundum.
Does this mean that Tom Brady's child was never really born? As a longtime Pats fan, I should be expected to annoyingly point out that in pro sports, everyone cheats, but I'm sober-minded enough to remember that in all sports, gamblers, not fans, are the folks who care about integrity of the outcome. Hence, if the Patriots are caught cheating, then they are assholes--not to the innocent children, since they are all cheaters, but to the gamblers, who lost money on the Rams and Eagles Superbowls--I'm less concerned about the Giants Superbowl, since the hot money seemed to be for the NYG, so less people got screwed on that one. Also, since the Panthers were a flukey NFC champion, the Patriots cheating to not cover the spread in that game doesn't really vex me.
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Also, since the Panthers were a flukey NFC champion, the Patriots cheating to not cover the spread in that game doesn't really vex me.
Also, half those Panthers used steroids so really they should recompile the Colts and Eagles teams from that season and have them replay the championship. Who wouldn't be all for a bonus Super Bowl!
It is easy to buy small plaster models of what you think life is like.
Willie Gary, the Rams starting safety in their Super Bowl XXXVIII loss to the New England Patriots has filed a $100,000,000 class action lawsuit against the Patriots, their owner and their head coach.
The $100M includes the value of a Super Bowl ring for each of his teammates as well as the difference between what each Patriot got for winning and what each Ram got for losing and a face-value ticket refund for each person who attended the game.
It is easy to buy small plaster models of what you think life is like.
