Shoe Tossing: The Definitive Non-Answer
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Posted to Scoop on Sat Mar 15, 2008 at 09:24:18 AM EST (promoted by port1080). RSS.
Sneakers on telephone wires. Like white dog poop from the '70s they are one of those oft-seen, rarely documented phenomenons of every day life. How did they get there? Why did they get there? Possibly most importantly, who put them there?
Scared suburbanites have frequently attributed them to gang markings. Somewhat more seasoned--but no less cynical--urban dwellers have attributed them to bullies playing keep-away with school children's gym shoes. Still others claim they are the best way to chase off birds. Some people seem to understand them more deeply. And then there are those who simply want to poke fun at the whole issue.
Many have questioned why they're there but few have provided a definitive answer. What can be observed is that they are a world-wide phenomenon. Sneakers, and boots, and dress shoes can be found on telephone or electrical wires in both urban and rural settings. Once there, they do seem to pose some threat. Occasionally, someone will be dumb enough to try to retrieve them on their own and even less often the weight of the shoes will knock down a power line.
New York of course lays claim to starting the trend. In 1956 no less. But in a testament to their below-the-radar status, almost everywhere seems to think they own the title for shoe tossing--both Philadelphia and West Coast (where gang fears were highest) internet forums seem to think they were a purely local practice.
The most definitive answer would seem to come from those whose job requires they remove the sneakers. Tucson Electrical Power officials say that they remove 5-10 pairs per week from electrical lines but that, "The highest periods of activity seem to be after school lets out for the summer break." Such findings seem to jibe with the general consensus of internet message boards--that children, either bored or celebrating often heave their own shoes aloft when they no longer need them. Still, there seems to be no way to tie each individual case to a single motivation. Ever tossed your shoe? Any plans to start?
