What Would You Do With 20 Gallons of Slime?

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Posted to Diary on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 11:59:26 PM EST. RSS.

Recently I discovered something intriguing: a recipe for Slime.

Now, Slime is as Slime does. I remember playing with the stuff as a kid. For a couple of bucks you got about a pint of the stuff packaged in a plastic garbage can. You'd dump it out, pass it from hand to hand, squeeze it and watch it ooze through your fingers, all to a non-stop chorus of "Ewwwwww". Eventually one of two things would happen: you'd get some on the couch and your Mom would freak out and take it away or you'd forget about it and return years later to find a dried out garbage can full of ex-slime. As toys go it had limited opportunities for the proverbial "endless fun" but endless opportunities for getting yelled at.

Fast-forward 30 years and I've got the means to make as much Slime as I want. Now, a pint of Slime might amuse me for a few minutes, but the idea of having several gallons of Slime sets my mind aflame. That much Slime carries with it the prospect of an epic prank. I mean, if you put a little Slime in someone's coffee cup that's moderately amusing, but a prank involving 20 gallons of Slime? That's the stuff of legend.

Here's the problem: I can't come up with anything. I'm drawing a complete blank. This is a grand opportunity and I don't want to waste it on anything that won't make the Jackass crew look like, uh, Jackasses. Help!