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Precrime, Thoughtcrime - UK taking 1984 as a blueprint instead of a warning?

port1080.

Posted to Diary on Sun Mar 16, 2008 at 12:17:32 PM EST. RSS.

The Guardian reports: "Primary school children should be eligible for the DNA database if they exhibit behaviour indicating they may become criminals in later life, according to Britain's most senior police forensics expert."

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Of course he exists; you do not exist

delete me.

Sun Mar 16, 2008 at 02:17:23 PM EST

5.00 (astute, brilliant, astute)

I dunno. I think maybe British primary school children should have their DNA on file so their bodies can be identified. After they've been found hanging in despair after realizing they're living in such a dystopian shithole.

- derumi (del-me)
"Bobby Fischer? Man, that guy is crazy!" - Mike Tyson

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Perfecting the Nanny State

keta.

Mon Mar 17, 2008 at 12:29:38 PM EST

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The UK, specifically Britain, leads the league in nanny-statism.  It's fucking ridiculous.

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Re: Perfecting the Nanny State

Lou.

Mon Mar 17, 2008 at 05:14:37 PM EST

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Padded lightposts?  Somewhere Darwin is screaming, "Goddammit people...will you let me do my fucking job and cull these dumbasses?"

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine

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Re: Perfecting the Nanny State

delete me.

Mon Mar 17, 2008 at 05:16:51 PM EST

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I'm wondering if the next step is to pad the outer walls of the buildings and put the pedestrians in strait-jackets.

- derumi (del-me)
"Bobby Fischer? Man, that guy is crazy!" - Mike Tyson

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