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Welcome to the Chrysilladome

Steve Urkel.

Posted to Diary on Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 12:21:22 AM EST. RSS.

"This device has long been needed, as it allows you to see deep within the universe and its mechanisms."

"The Chrysilladome is a lightweight orgone plated super pyramid with an outer layer of natural pure diamond crystals. When worn on the head accelerates the brain into quantum entanglement focusing mode."

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Re: Welcome to the Chrysilladome

keta.

Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 10:48:02 AM EST

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Orgone is soooo faddish.

I get to the "quantum entanglement focusing mode" with Captain Morgan's spiced rum, and a bit of ruby red grapefruit juice.

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Re: Welcome to the Chrysilladome

Steve Urkel.

Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 12:50:39 PM EST

none

There's a few plastic posters who I suspect spends their spare time in Orgone accumulators.  

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Re: Welcome to the Chrysilladome

tomc.

Sat Mar 22, 2008 at 01:24:42 AM EST

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There's a few plastic posters who I suspect spends their spare time in Orgone accumulators.

Excuse me, but it's not "spare" time.

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Re: Welcome to the Chrysilladome

keta.

Thu Mar 20, 2008 at 01:08:15 PM EST

none

I always preferred the shortcut.

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