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New NY Gov Used Cocaine..

port1080.

Posted to Diary on Mon Mar 24, 2008 at 08:28:02 PM EST. RSS.

...according to new report. Also had multiple affairs while married and smoke marijuana. Will New Yorkers have buyer's remorse over pushing Spitzer out?

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Not only that...

JimmyHavok.

Sat Mar 29, 2008 at 03:15:02 PM EST

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I hear he's a Negro!

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Welcome to Eliot's Black Sox Affair.

MayorBob.

Tue Mar 25, 2008 at 08:32:34 AM EST

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Urkel's QL points out that one of the quirks of Spitzer's sexual routine is that he insisted on engaging in trysts with the hookers in black socks pulled halfway up his calf.  That is, the black socks were the only piece of apparel on his bod when he was slipping the old gubernatorial mandate to his lady of the evening.  This got me started thinking "what did this mean?"  I narrowed it down to a number of possibilities.  I'm sure I'm among others here who can come up with their own ideas.  My list is as follows:

  1. He kept the socks on as a sign of devotion to his marital vows.  If a man keeps a part of his body hidden while doing the deed, it somehow means that he's still loyal to Silda.

  2. He kept the socks on to disguise his lizard feet which would reveal him to be a space alien.

  3. He has a bad case of varicose veins he was ashamed of.

  4. He had athlete's feet and foot odor issues.

  5. It was a quality control device.  At those prices, if the hooker couldn't blow the socks off his feet, they didn't get paid.

Illegitimi non carborundum.

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Re: Welcome to Eliot's Black Sox Affair.

Lou.

Tue Mar 25, 2008 at 09:06:03 PM EST

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It must have been terribly difficult for Elliot.  I understand that on his home world (The Planet of Erosian Lizard Fiends), varicose veins are  considered quite alluring.  A male or female Erosian with legs that resemble maps of backroads rural America never wants for a lover.

I can't argue with your logic...but I can recommend a good therapist

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ms sue.

Tue Mar 25, 2008 at 04:07:34 PM EST

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1.  He kept the socks on as a sign of devotion to his marital vows.  If a man keeps a part of his body hidden while doing the deed, it somehow means that he's still loyal to Silda.

Or maybe he was afraid of getting cold feet?

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Re: New NY Gov Used Cocaine..

MayorBob.

Mon Mar 24, 2008 at 09:52:09 PM EST

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It's become a real three ring circus up in the Empire State.  They get rid of one governor whose sole problem seemed to be high-priced whores and ended up with a revelation a week wonder with his replacement.  Methinks there are a few things that are keeping Paterson' job secure:

  1.  This being the first decade of the 21st century, are we ever going to see a candidate for any elective office that didn't use marijuana or cocaine in their 20s and 30s?

  2.  He's got Dick Cheney-level immunity from impeachment due to the former Senator Bruno current seat as Lieutenant Governor.

Illegitimi non carborundum.

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Re: New NY Gov Used Cocaine..

Acefantastik.

Mon Mar 24, 2008 at 10:54:28 PM EST

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This being the first decade of the 21st century, are we ever going to see a candidate for any elective office that didn't use marijuana or cocaine in their 20s and 30s?

There is already a generation of upwardly mobile twats in Generation Facebook who have been running for US President ever since freshman student government.  These wretched social climbers are fine with clean living, especially since getting shitty on booze is politically acceptable.  Hillary represents that demographic in this election, since McCain is pretty open about his boozin' and whorin', and Obama's perfectly scripted drug use is the long accepted "third way" of youth drug scandal--try it but never be a "user".  

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