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Bigfoot vs. Lizard Man?!!?

Steve Urkel.

Posted to Diary on Sun Apr 13, 2008 at 03:39:31 PM EST. RSS.

Whose side are you on?

Bigfoot encroaching on the territory of Lizard Man?

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Re: Bigfoot vs. Lizard Man?!!?

Lou.

Sun Apr 13, 2008 at 06:47:16 PM EST

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I vote for the bigfoot 'cuz Yeti's are bigfoots and Yeti's Rock

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine

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Re: Bigfoot vs. Lizard Man?!!?

Steve Urkel.

Sun Apr 13, 2008 at 07:18:38 PM EST

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You're right, Yeti's are bigfoots, something that's been obscured by popular culture.

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Re: Bigfoot vs. Lizard Man?!!?

Lou.

Sun Apr 13, 2008 at 10:12:20 PM EST

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Did you play the games gord?  You can't really understand the motivation behind yeti's unless  you play the games.  The games are fun...therefore, Yetis just want to have fun.  

Duh!

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Re: Bigfoot vs. Lizard Man?!!?

Steve Urkel.

Mon Apr 14, 2008 at 12:49:55 PM EST

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They are amusing. I hit the penguin 625 feet on my third swing, then couldn't duplicate it. You should do a "top ten timewasters" write-up.

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Re: Bigfoot vs. Lizard Man?!!?

Lou.

Mon Apr 14, 2008 at 01:25:59 PM EST

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There's even a head-to-head penguin tennis game there as well.

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine

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logan.

Mon Apr 14, 2008 at 05:34:48 PM EST

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The Rawsons live about two miles southeast of downtown Bishopville. They woke up Feb. 28 to find the front fender of their 2002 Dodge Grand Caravan chewed up, bite marks through the front grill, wheels on both sides bitten and metal crumpled in a wad. There was also blood on the front and sides of the car.

Blood and bitemarks should be a wealth of genetic data for testing. If the samples come back saying "Bear" or "Wolf" or "Human with a significant amount of PCP and/or alcohol in their system", then we can put this one to bed. If, however, they come back as unambiguously unknown (as in "Yeah, it's a clear sample, well preserved and easy to read. I just don't know what the hell it is.") then call in Mulder and Scully and let's see if we can promote the new movie.

-=Logan
Research, facts, a Republican needs not these things.

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Wait a minute

Steve Urkel.

Mon Apr 14, 2008 at 06:45:20 PM EST

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I just realized we don't have two reports, one of Bigfoot and one of Lizard Man, but we have one report of something which some experts claim is Bigfoot and some other experts claim is Lizard Man.

This is the worst diary ever.

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We are so screwed

Lou.

Mon Apr 14, 2008 at 06:53:24 PM EST

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Lizard Man?  Bigfoot?  What if it's a shape shifting biomorph?

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Re: We are so screwed

Steve Urkel.

Mon Apr 14, 2008 at 09:22:36 PM EST

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BINGO.

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Re: We are so screwed

Lou.

Mon Apr 14, 2008 at 10:26:58 PM EST

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Well, Gord.  You can just rock me to sleep tonight.

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine

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