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Just home from the hospital

JimmyHavok.

Posted to Diary on Tue Apr 08, 2008 at 08:22:12 PM EST. RSS.

According to every test known to man, I am healthy as a horse, however, I just spent two nights in the hospital, because I passed out in the bathroom at home.  The doctors finally decided it must have been pressure on my vagus nerve, combined with low blood pressure from getting up from sleep.

I woke up in the middle of the night Monday morning with a horrid pain in my belly, and went to see if I could relieve it in the normal way.  The next thing I knew, I was waking from an odd dream with my face on the edge of the sink, and my girlfriend was saying "I just called the ambulance."  Despite the wonderful feeling of calm I was experiencing, I thought, "What a good idea...."

So I ended up spending the night in ER, then a day and a night in something called the Diagnostic Care Unit.  They put a camera down my gullet, they CT scanned me, they looked at my heart and carotid arteries with ultrasound, and found nothing whatsoever.  (Kind of cool to be able to see your own heart pumping.)  So after another night in the hospital (my god TV is boring when you have to watch the commercials), trapped on the bed by the leads to a heart monitor that kept beeping because my heart rate is so slow, they finally let me go home today, just in time to get lunch.

But at least I got to tell a lot of different nurses my favorite hospital joke:
Q: Do you know how to tell the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
A: By the flavor.

Postscript: My girlfriend's father is suffering from a lesion on his foot that just won't heal, and there's some talk of putting him in a care facility for a few weeks if we can't get it closed at home (it's been well over a year now that it's been a problem).  After the boredom I suffered in that hospital bed, I don't think I want to do it to him unless there's no other choice.

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I know your name, "Jimmy Havok"

gerrymander.

Thu Apr 10, 2008 at 01:50:20 PM EST

4.66 (funny, funny, funny)

You know what the vagus nerve is also called? "Cranial nerve X".

Yeah, the doctors say there's nothing wrong -- just a little lightheadedness when you stand. But cranial nerve X will quickly force you into a wheelchair. Then comes the balding. Soon after, you'll be in fear with your mind a confused jumble, until you realize you're hearing other people's thoughts. At long last, the transformation will complete, Charles Xavier, and only then will your true path become clear.

Say "Hi!" to Erik Lehnsherr for me.

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delete me.

Wed Apr 09, 2008 at 02:06:19 AM EST

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I used to always want the red thermometers as a kid. Until I found out where it goes.

Hope your health is fine.

- derumi (del-me)
"Bobby Fischer? Man, that guy is crazy!" - Mike Tyson

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Degee.

Tue Apr 08, 2008 at 09:42:35 PM EST

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Same thing happened to me.

Well the first part anyway. I was beset by a stomach ache and as I was on the toilet I passed out. Luckily my wife (then gf) was able to hear me feebly call her name before I knocked my head against the sink. She caught me on my way to the floor.

I didn't head to the doctor right away because I felt fine after she woke me up and I was able to lie down for a few minutes. Actually I forgot about it until I finally went to the clinic a few weeks later and they too said something about the vagus nerve.

Nothing similar has happened since. But as I get older I am a little more spooked by these types of stories. Probably would head straight to the hospital if it happend again. Dunno if that is a good thing or not.
 

Am I a great person? Hell no - by most metrics I'm pretty much an asshole. -TSlothrop

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I wonder how common this stuff is

JimmyHavok.

Wed Apr 09, 2008 at 04:20:14 AM EST

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They told me that it was pretty common in the elderly, but not so much in people my age, but I'll bet a lot of younger people never mention it. I probably would have let it pass if I was younger, but my gf said she thought I was dying, and it seemed like a great idea at the time.

I'm uncertain now whether the hospital stay was a good idea or not.  My throat still hurts from the gastroenteroscopy.  I was pretty sure they were going to be inspecting my other end, given my family's medical history, but hey, I'm not the doctor.

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thefadd.

Wed Apr 09, 2008 at 02:20:53 AM EST

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What are they going to do at the care facility that you couldn't do at home besides bore him to death? Not that you couldn't bore him to death at home if you really tried...I do give you some credit;)

It is easy to buy small plaster models of what you think life is like.

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JimmyHavok.

Wed Apr 09, 2008 at 04:05:53 AM EST

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It's awful complicated, and gets into TMI, but the root of it is keeping him off his feet, something he refuses to do at home.  He can't feel his feet, so he doesn't favor the injuries, and they get worse.

I found him a wheelchair, so he rides that when he goes to the doctor, and just reducing that amount of walking has helped, but it's not quite enough.  The house is a two-story with a sunken living room, so it's not exactly wheel-friendly.

We do our best, but we aren't quite ready to move in with the geezers yet.  I know it's going to be necessary eventually, though.  The worst part of that is that they live off at the farthest edge of the sprawl, and it's a miserable long bus ride or drive to anywhere else, and they are damned if they'll move.

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Glad to hear you're home and healthy.

MayorBob.

Wed Apr 09, 2008 at 06:22:20 AM EST

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I had an episode, about 13 years ago, when I passed out at work.  I didn't have any pain or distress or anything and it probably was due to stress.  At any rate, some good came of it because it gave me the final impetus to make me get serious about quitting smoking.  Thus, in the course of a week, I went from two packs a day to none.

Your girlfriend's dad sounds like his difficulties are circulatory.  A friend of mine had low grade diabetes with circulatory problems.  He developed a sore on the bottom of his foot and, because he was too stubborn to follow doctor's orders ended up losing the foot.  Hoping he takes better care of himself than my friend did.

Illegitimi non carborundum.

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JimmyHavok.

Thu Apr 10, 2008 at 06:26:38 PM EST

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His circulation is fine, they've tested the hell out of it.  In fact, I knew quite a bit about the sonograms they gave me because of talking to the tech who gave my father-in-law his.  It's a matter of what they are calling idiosyncratic neuropathy (a fancy way of saying "we don't know why").

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Come To Think Of It

thefadd.

Thu Apr 10, 2008 at 02:34:07 PM EST

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My gf's previous roommate would occasionally just pass out from some sort of seizure. It was only dangerous in that he'd just pass out cold and could get hurt from the fall but there was nothing deeper to the passing out itself. One time he was at a new job and hadn't told anyone yet and just passed out cold. He was so pissed to wake up with an ambulance bill.

That doesn't sound at all like what you went through (especially with the stomach thing) but there are times when mainstream medicine just can't explain these things and doesn't try when there's no continued physical threat to health.

It is easy to buy small plaster models of what you think life is like.

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