So Much For

Before you place the seasoned chicken in the fireproof pouch, don't forget to place the microfilm in the body cavity. Wire the pouch to the bottom of a delivery truck scheduled to pass over the border at dawn. In the event you are caught, we will disavow any knowledge of you. Julie Child was a spy: Making delicious food...protecting the free world.

- Lou

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New Board Meeting Diary Entry

Can be found here.

- Board of Directors

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What's been goin' on

Finally, I understand the kid glove treatment Obama has been getting in Rolling Stone.

- gerrymander

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'It don't Gitmo better than this'

An attraction at Coney Island has robotic actors portraying a waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay...all endorsed by Sponge Bob.

- Lou

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