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Does Flipper Need To Go On A Suicide Watch?

MayorBob.

Posted to SciTech on Sat Jun 14, 2008 at 10:42:47 AM EST (promoted by port1080). RSS.

Dolphins, underwater mammals closely related to whales and porpoises, have been acting strangely recently. Actually, they've been acting suicidal, from the looks of a number of incidents. Last year, there was a case of two separate groups of dolphins (totaling 152) which beached themselves in Iran. Now, with the recent beaching of 26 dolphins in Cornwall, England people are beginning to ask why dolphins would want to commit suicide?

When the suicide alarm was raised last year in Iran, it was "dismissed as an attempt to project human motives on a wild animal." Scientists have observed stressed-out, captive dolphins committing suicide by battering themselves against the sides of tanks. But, in the wild, that sort of behavior isn't typical. Not only atypical but on a scale unheard of before. According to Vic Simpson from Wildlife Veterinary Investigation Centre "we have seen strandings on beaches, sometimes with five to seven dolphins - but never on a scale like this." The dolphins beached at Cornwall all had stomachs and lungs filled with mud from the bed of the Percuil River.

Speculation as to what caused the atypical dolphin behavior ranged from an infection to an attack by a killer whale to an underwater disturbance. Needless to say, homo sapiens isn't off the hook yet. Reports of live firing exercises by the Royal Navy led to speculation the 26 dolphins may have been frightened by an explosion. But a Ministry of Defence (MoD) spokesman said the live firing exercises took place many miles away and several days before the beachings. However, the MoD also said there was a survey vessel in the area performing some high definition sonar scans being done of the river bed. At the time of the Iranian beachings, it was noted that US Naval vessels operate in the area and use ultrasound tracking devices which might interfere with dolphins' eco-location. A mass beaching of dolphins occurred in Florida back in 2005 near where a US Navy vessel was reportedly projecting short range sonar soundblasts. Sarah Dolman of the Whale and Dolphin Conservation Society seems satisfied that they have found what's causing the dolphin suicides, "Sonar is the most plausible (reason) based on previous strandings around the world." Considering that the military aren't the only ones using ultrasonic or high definition sonar, the question becomes, what do we do about it?

Tags: edited by Port1080, written by MayorBob, nature, dolphins, suicide, death, sonar, military operations (all tags)

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Clearly ...

rumata.

Sat Jun 14, 2008 at 08:29:04 PM EST

4.33 (astute, funny, funny)

... the Vogon Constructor Fleet is en route and they have missed their lift off planet. Hmmm, where is that darned towel?

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I don't want to sound alarmist, but...

Lou.

Sat Jun 14, 2008 at 10:39:06 PM EST

4.00 (informative)

In 61 days, the Large Hadron Collider gets the kick start.  Maybe our finny friends know something we don't?

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine

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^ 2

But, if this is the end ...

MayorBob.

Sat Jun 14, 2008 at 10:51:55 PM EST

5.00 (astute)

... wouldn't they be partying like it's 1999?

Illegitimi non carborundum.

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Re: But, if this is the end ...

Lou.

Sat Jun 14, 2008 at 11:39:25 PM EST

4.50 (brilliant, astute)

Dolphins are renowned lovers of fun...buy they are better known for their poetry.  It depends on the dolphin.

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine

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suicidal dolphins

skeptic.

Mon Jun 16, 2008 at 09:46:10 AM EST

none

With so many charming witticisms to be made on this subject, it's no wonder that no one has seriously addressed the issue of suicidal dolphins.  But I will, anyway, perverse creature that I am.

It was inevitable that dolphin populations were going to be harmed by human activities; the seas have been massively polluted and over-fished, in addition to being subjected to underwater explosions from military exercises or actual wars, and the excessively loud sonar that interferes with dolphin senses.  Even global warming bodes ill for marine ecosystems, since at higher temperatures, there is a decrease in the solubility of biologically useful gases.  But there could be other problems afflicting dolphins.  It is known that sometimes cetaceans are driven mad by parasites that infest the middle ear.

For all we know, dolphins are killing themselves as a deliberate protest of human environmental abuses, in much the way that Buddhist monks used to set themselves on fire to protest the abuses of the Vietnamese government in the 1960's (and of course, both acts of self-sacrifice, if that is indeed what is happening, would prove to be equally futile).  Although that is a somewhat wild speculation.  I could just as easily imagine that, since we are told in a previous comment that dolphins are famous for their poetry (somehow I have failed to find any good translations into English) maybe some melancholy dolphin poet has inspired the current wave of suicides, much as Kurt Cobain once inspired a number of his fans to kill themselves.  Poetry can be very sad.

It nonetheless seems likely to me that whatever problems dolphins are facing, are not as serious as the ones which the human race now faces.  Soon the dolphins will be asking themselves why so many human beings are jumping in the sea to drown themselves.  Imagine the beautiful symmetry!

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Re: suicidal dolphins

Lou.

Mon Jun 16, 2008 at 11:36:03 AM EST

4.00 (funny)

somehow I have failed to find any good translations into English

Read David Brin's Uplift series...especially Startide Rising.  They're especially big into haiku.

Soon the dolphins will be asking themselves why so many human beings are jumping in the sea to drown themselves.

The Dolphins would probably assume that humans were killing themselves over some kind of event ala "The Happening"...or maybe that they had just seen "The Happening".

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine

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Re: suicidal dolphins

skeptic.

Mon Jun 16, 2008 at 12:00:44 PM EST

none

If you're talking about dolphin poetry as written by David Brin, an honorary dolphin, then yes, I have read it and it is very charming.  The Uplift series is one of the most enjoyable works of science fiction that I know.  The sense of how we all must struggle with our biological nature is very poignant, along with the very sinister picture of how inter-galactic politics might work, in some very large scale version of might makes right.  Brin is a magnificent author.  It's too bad that the movie "The Postman" does so little justice to his original work, which also was beautiful and poignant, like the Uplift series, although in a less complicated way.  

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