I always loved bowling. As a kid I used to have my birthday parties at bowling alleys. Nothing says awesome happy birthday fun like the fright some 80 year old pin jockey's leathery face induces in screaming 4th graders when he comes over to wish a joyous celebration on behalf of the lane management and snack bar holdings corporation.
I even got a bowling shirt with famous pop culture references in college. A friend of mine (who even had some felon's monographed bowling set) and I used to go hit up the lanes frequently. Then I ended up dating somebody who turned out to be a league bowler and the allure faded for some reason. Yeah.
Now I hardly ever go. When I do I usually score like 57 points (or as they say in bowling lingo "pins"). Quite sad for somebody who once maxed out at like 230. Maybe someday I'll return to the lanes if I can go with John Goodman or Jeff Bridges. I'd even settle for a sidekick named Liam.
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