Still Angry About FISA?

Before you place the seasoned chicken in the fireproof pouch, don't forget to place the microfilm in the body cavity. Wire the pouch to the bottom of a delivery truck scheduled to pass over the border at dawn. In the event you are caught, we will disavow any knowledge of you. Julie Child was a spy: Making delicious food...protecting the free world.

- Lou

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New Board Meeting Diary Entry

Can be found here.

- Board of Directors

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What's been goin' on

Finally, I understand the kid glove treatment Obama has been getting in Rolling Stone.

- gerrymander

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'It don't Gitmo better than this'

An attraction at Coney Island has robotic actors portraying a waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay...all endorsed by Sponge Bob.

- Lou

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You stay classy, John

The truth is, we still live in a country where there are two different Americas, one where presidential candidates flout fidelity to their wives in public while hiding mistresses in private. But we can trust that the child isn't his and he's not paying for the mistress' expensive lifestyle, because he's a paragon of virtue who would never lie to voters.

- gerrymander

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No word on whether he had a Plastic account

Alleged anthrax killer Bruce Ivins reportedly made edits to Wikipedia.

- profwhat

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One of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.

Mary Worth

- Lou

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Decapitation on the Greyhound

On a long Greyhound bus haul from Edmonton to Winnipeg, a man who had fallen asleep was beheaded by the guy next to him.

- Degee

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