Plastic accounts

HidingFromGoro.

Posted to Diary on Thu Jul 03, 2008 at 02:57:19 AM EST. RSS.

How in the holy hell is one supposed to use/reactivate a Plastic account? The confirmation emails never come and neither do the password reset emails.

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1	Why bother? pO157. Thu Jul 03, 2008 at 05:34:57 AM EST 5.00 (astute, obnoxious)

I never signed up. If I wanted a surly attitude with extra snark I'd just argue with the 12 year olds on Fark.

2 1	Re: Why bother? zyxwvutsr. Thu Jul 03, 2008 at 08:16:22 AM EST 5.00 (interesting, obnoxious)

Is that intentional irony?

3	You're In Luck! thefadd. Thu Jul 03, 2008 at 12:37:58 PM EST 5.00 (brilliant, funny, funny)

Because for a limited time, I can offer any number of useable low karma plastic.com accounts! That's right, right here, right now, get 'em while their hot. This is your only ticket into the exclusive online community known as plastic.com. Due only to foreseen neglect, plastic email notifier not working? For a limited time only, I can offer you a wide range of refurbished, lightly used username/password combinations. Just change the password and make it yours!

Great, fantastic and well known names can be yours such as: AreKelly, Keith Byars, or even John Titor! Fan of South Park? How about Kyle Broflovski, Timmay (only says "Timmmmay!") or Eric Cartman! Looking for something more reverent? Try one from our godly line such as All Glory To God or Irony God. Plenty of names available not listed here! You'll be amazed by our selection!!

Our offerings range in karma from 1 from 33. No used up negative karma accounts here! (Unless that's your thing. There are a couple in the back we could hook you up with.) No hacks, no macs and no tax! No fret about established rivalries here. These usernames are clear of friends and enemies to hold you back or karma stalk you! Non tested, non focused grouped, non diaried. Your mileage may vary. Side effects could include nausea and vomiting. No warranty, liability or indemnification expressed or implied.

GET YOURS TODAY!

It is easy to buy small plaster models of what you think life is like.

4	Re: Plastic accounts profwhat. Tue Jul 08, 2008 at 01:45:14 PM EST none

I don't check up on the mother ship as much as I used to... how are they doing over there?

5 4	Re: Plastic accounts thefadd. Tue Jul 08, 2008 at 03:53:43 PM EST none

profwhat asks about plastic. tnt goes quiet except for the crickets.

It is easy to buy small plaster models of what you think life is like.

6 5	Re: Plastic accounts T Slothrop. Wed Jul 09, 2008 at 10:20:41 AM EST 5.00 (funny, astute)

Sounds like profwhat isn't the only one who hasn't beamed up to the mothership lately.

If ya gotta do it, just remember don't touch anything and don't drink any kool-aid while you are there.

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Plastic accounts

HidingFromGoro.

Posted to Diary on Thu Jul 03, 2008 at 02:57:19 AM EST. RSS.

Why bother?

pO157.

Thu Jul 03, 2008 at 05:34:57 AM EST

5.00 (astute, obnoxious)

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Re: Why bother?

zyxwvutsr.

Thu Jul 03, 2008 at 08:16:22 AM EST

5.00 (interesting, obnoxious)

You're In Luck!

thefadd.

Thu Jul 03, 2008 at 12:37:58 PM EST

5.00 (brilliant, funny, funny)

Re: Plastic accounts

profwhat.

Tue Jul 08, 2008 at 01:45:14 PM EST

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thefadd.

Tue Jul 08, 2008 at 03:53:43 PM EST

none

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T Slothrop.

Wed Jul 09, 2008 at 10:20:41 AM EST

5.00 (funny, astute)