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This One Really Pisses Me Off

MayorBob.

Posted to Business on Fri Jul 11, 2008 at 06:21:20 AM EST (promoted by port1080). RSS.

I don't usually allow my bile to flow over TV commercials. I mean I can mentally tune most of them out the instant I hear the familiar tunes of Respect Yourself which means the botox babes are about to commence mugging and making faces to tout the benefits of Restylane or somesuch treatment. I can also ignore whatever follows the young stud muffin's saying "I still have genital herpes" and tune out his significant other's assertion that she doesn't and all the good that Valtrex is doing for mankind. But, one commercial has reared its ugly head that I can't simply ignore or forget. That would be the stunningly infuriating offer of a commemorative piece of Liberian lucre.

This comes to us from the auspiciously and faux officially named National Collectors Mint (NCM). The offering in question is a silver leaf plated $20 face value commemorative piece they're launching just in time for the 7th anniversary of September 11th, 2008. Not affiliated with the federal government or the US mint, NCM is taking the Franklin Mint's old shtick of gold plating turds and offering them as if they were solid gold collectibles. But, where the Franklin Mint specialized in shilling collectible Marilyn Monroe and Elvis dolls and ornately chintzy and overpriced chess sets, NCM seems to be going for the jugular in America by selling patriotism and nationalism by the pound.

In addition to being suckered into believing you're making a patriotic statement by buying that $20 commemorative silver-leafed note, NCM is also taking you to the bank. Because, in spite of their announcement that they are offering you this absolute treasure for $20 face value (rather than the original price of $39), they're asking the public to pay them US$20 for a Liberian$20 note. Through the magic of modern currency conversion via the internet your $20 investment instantly turns into a 31 cent value. The seeming offer that you are getting $20 worth of currency for $20 paid smacks of deceptive advertising. The practice of the Liberian government being able to make any money on top of the 31 cents worth of note they're allowing NCM to sell for them is called seignoriage.

Perhaps I'm being uncharitable here and NCM founder Avram Freedberg hasn't been enriching himself by cashing in on the memory of the 2,974 people who died on September 11th, 2001. Well, would he?

Tags: edited by Port1080, written by MayorBob, money, collectibles, National Collectors Mint, 911, Liberia, seignoriage (all tags)

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Re: This One Really Pisses Me Off

WMK.

Fri Jul 11, 2008 at 03:48:52 PM EST

5.00 (astute, brilliant, brilliant)

Good.
A Vampire sucking off the last dregs of 9-11 inspired reflexive patriotic consumptive idiocy.  So the people who rushed right out to buy 'never forget' star spangled 9-11 T-shirts and flags for their car antennas and support the troops ribbon magnets and any of the endlessly nauseating commodified public piety crap might have a few bucks left to send to Avram Freedberg'?  Good - let them send him the cash if they want - anyone that stupid deserves to be bled for a few bucks.

Who gives a damn if Freedberg is a total sleaze and this sliver coated Liberean funny money bullshit isn't worth more than 31 cents?  

"the Franklin Mint specialized in shilling collectible Marilyn Monroe and Elvis dolls and ornately chintzy and overpriced chess sets, NCM seems to be going for the jugular in America by selling patriotism and nationalism by the pound."

What has NCM done that our own ruling class hasn't done with more style and greater impact since 9-11?

Exploiting patriotism has enabled a bunch of venal greedy mass murdering economic smash and grab assholes to make a huge mess of things while true believers in the church of 'America' sat around with lumps in their throat watching 'tasteful' propaganda & spectacle lionizing firefighters, policemen, and George W. Bush.  The patriotism of the American people was played like a banjo while the GOP and roll over blue dog Dem traitors robbed the future of America blind, drove the economy off a cliff, killed a shitload of patriots and crippled many more, raped the constitution, and told us all to basically get fucked and stop whining.

I get a little chuckle at how you want to point a finger at Avram Freedberg and say 'Hey everybody, THIS is outrageous!'.  

How is this any more offensive than anything else you'd find in the flood of offensive things we've been subjected to since 9-11?

"...when theft and high crime becomes obscenely obvious to even the blindest beer sucking idiot, it is always the Republicans who are in office." -- Joe Bageant

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I'm glad I gave you something to chuckle at.

MayorBob.

Fri Jul 11, 2008 at 04:05:04 PM EST

5.00 (astute)

Laughter is good for the soul and the blood pressure. Why did I bother with this one? Perhaps somewhere in the recesses of my heart there lies a spot that hasn't been so thoroughly corrupted by cynicism as to say "oh well, just another shallow, base and pointless attempt to profit off the memories of people who died so senselessly." Perhaps because this is Freedberg's umpteenth time at the well trying to sucker people to buy his faux patriotic crap. Perhaps because the sucker's gambit of paying him $20 for 31 cents is so idiotic, yet deftly enough covered that he'll end up making money off of this. Perhaps because his limit of five per order would make it seem even more of a real deal to the clueless type of person this ad is aimed for. Perhaps because it's an harmonic convergence of all the venality and disingenuousness we've been sold in this country since 911. Or perhaps it's because I just felt like ranting. So, sue me. I didn't charge you $20 for all of that.

Illegitimi non carborundum.

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Nihilistic cynicism

teaweed.

Sun Jul 13, 2008 at 07:12:52 AM EST

5.00 (interesting, interesting)

anyone that stupid deserves to be bled for a few bucks

No. Stupid people, like everyone else, need and deserve protection from social parasites.

Is intelligence a matter of choice? Is having been socialized by/into a particular culture, a patriotic one in this case, a matter of free will? I don't believe so. In your post I read an advocation of amorality. It reads like a knee-jerk over-correction from "the endlessly nauseating commodified public piety". If you have free will concerning your thoughts and feelings, is caveat emptor your choice?

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Re: This One Really Pisses Me Off

tomc.

Mon Jul 14, 2008 at 10:42:46 PM EST

5.00 (funny, funny)

Well, all I can say is that the 24K gold-plated Star Trek plates I got from NCM are fabulous.

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It's the "9 plus 11" that did it for me.

3fingerspointback.

Wed Jul 16, 2008 at 01:26:40 AM EST

5.00 (brilliant)

Yeah, the magnetic ribbons are tacky, as well as every other tchotchke dreamed up to commemorate September 11th, but this one...why am I so angry about this one?  What is it that is making me as mad as you, MB, when a racist revenge-fantasy t-shirt just makes me look twice?

  • Maybe it's because of the shoddy artwork.  That doesn't look like the Twin Towers.  That doesn't look like New York at all.  If you showed me just the city panorama without all the trimmings, I would have thought "Hmm, looks like Kansas City has put up a couple of new buildings."

  • And that brainwave about adding 9 and 11 to get 20, for 20 bucks.  Yeah, that's real clever.  You know, I always hated saying "9/11" to refer to the terrorist attack.  It's not a movie, it's not a convenience store, it's not a football play.  And the words "September Eleventh", when spoken, just sound very somber and serious.  If this thing happened on, say, March 6th, that's just weird to pronounce and hear.

  • Plus, it's still like a little punch in the stomach to see towers standing up without any warning or context.  That spoiled Winged Migration for me when I saw it in 2003:  Go expecting a cool movie about birds, and halfway through you get one of the shots from the late 90s where the filmmakers caught a V-Formation with Manhattan in the background, and there they are, standing just like nothing ever happened.

  • But I think the biggest reason is that there's some asshole up there doing the voiceover who's telling me that I need to get this piece of crap if I want to properly remember September 11th, 2001.  Say what you will about the magnets and the shirts, but I never encountered any advertisements for the stuff unless I looked for it.  Those milsurp shops and convenience stores knew that their target base would seek them out, and all they had to do was put up a little display next to the cash register, no creepy guilt trip needed.  These guys interrupted a completely unrelated Olympic qualifying meet to shove a piece of silver foil in my face and urge me to think about the terror attacks, for what seemed like 90 freaking seconds of airtime.

So sure National Collector's Mint, I'll give you $20, but forget the S&H.  I'll just cash it in for quarters, and show up at your office with your payment sitting in my sock, direct to whoever thought this up.

(is 3fingerspointback)

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Re: This One Really Pisses Me Off

skeeter1.

Sat Jul 12, 2008 at 03:26:45 PM EST

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" Good - let them send him the cash if they want - anyone that stupid deserves to be bled for a few bucks."

Well, as P. T. Barnum may or may not have said "There's a sucker born every minute".  Whomever it's attributable to is of no relevance, it's true.  Goes along with "If it sounds too good to be true, that's probably right".  I've never understood why anyone would buy anything from the Franklin Mint, but this one sounds even worse.  Latching onto 9/11 just plain makes it despicable.

there's only one way to find out...

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Re: This One Really Pisses Me Off

ivyafire.

Sat Jul 12, 2008 at 04:06:50 PM EST

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I don't usually allow my bile to flow over TV commercials.

Boy, I do.  When I'm trying to watch Jeopardy and one of my kids asks what's ED?  or What's Herpes?

Ugh.

By the time my daughter got her period, tv had already taught her women are supposed to feel like shit all month.

Now some jackass wants to profit from 911?

I missed it.  

3 letters  DVR  I fast forward through commercials and never watch anything live.  I have no time.  The only time I watch commercials is if something looks interesting and I back it up when the kids are asleep, or it's the superbowl, which we actually record just for the commercials.  We don't watch football at our house.  

Technology.  Look into it. ;)

"It was an ancient rule of Hawaiians that no one should hurt another bodily, or through theft of goods or through injury to feelings.These were the only sins."

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pO157.

Tue Jul 15, 2008 at 10:09:17 AM EST

none

Boy, I do.  When I'm trying to watch Jeopardy and one of my kids asks what's ED?  or  What's Herpes?

Ugh.

Man oh man. We have good family friends who have two children going through that stage. Last month their son decided to ask about Viagra. Last week it was "What's a lesbian?" Of course it seems the best way to answer it is to be straightforward and give age appropriate information, not beat around the bush. Kids are too perceptive to accept wrong answers to try to shelter them. Anyway after getting the definition of a lesbian their child quickly replied "OH! Like Auntie so and so and her special friend?"

A chilling vision of things to come.

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Re: This One Really Pisses Me Off

MayorBob.

Tue Jul 15, 2008 at 10:30:03 AM EST

5.00 (funny)

Yup, no "beating around the bush" when the kiddies start asking what a lesbian is. Seriously, when the kids come to you with what's obviously a serious question about a sensitive or controversial issue, the best thing to do is be as honest and factual as possible. If it's something like what's a lesbian or how do you get STDs, it's one thing and science and fact are your strongest defense. However, if it's "how do you fake an orgasm" I'd have to take a pass.

Illegitimi non carborundum.

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