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Gigolo Joe to address the GOP convention

pO157.

Posted to Politics on Thu Aug 21, 2008 at 07:14:14 AM EST (promoted by port1080). RSS.

Senator Joe Lieberman (ID-CT) will be opening the GOP 2008 convention, much to the chagrin of Democrats.

Senator Lieberman crossed party lines in December to endorse John McCain (R-AZ) for President. At the time party leaders believed this decision was simply retribution for their endorsement of Ned Lamont for Senate in the Nutmeg State. Still they removed his portrait from Connecticut party headquarters and removed his super delegate vote at the Denver convention. However he helps the Democrats maintain their one vote lead in the Senate in exchange for seniority and committee chair considerations.

While commentators excoriated Lieberman, calling him "selfish" and the "Barry Bonds" of DC, Influential democrats noted there was little they could do in the near term. Still, quotes from the top indicated the party leaders were quite angry.

"Ned Lamont was right," quipped Howard Wolfson, Hillary Clinton's former communications director.

Paul Begala, former adviser to President Clinton called the Senator selfish. "Joe will be very happy in the Republican party where the dominant ethic is selfishness -- He's just like Barry Bonds when it comes to selfishness. If you're hanging off the edge of a cliff by a rope, you don't want to look up and see Joe Lieberman."

One leading staffer for the Senate Democrats summed it all up with "Everybody's pissed at him. But we need him." The Obama campaign, which has been repeatedly criticized by Lieberman, declined comment.

But it's not all bad vibes going Joe's way. Rumors abound that Lieberman may be a top choice for McCain's VP slot (much to the chagrin of the GOP base). The Governor of CT, M. Jodi Rell (R-CT), remarked that there may be a place for the Senator in a McCain administration.

Tags: edited by Port1080, written by pO157, Joe Lieberman, Republican Convention, FTW, 2008 election (all tags)

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on the virtue of selfishness

wetkarma.

Thu Aug 21, 2008 at 08:34:13 AM EST

5.00 (interesting)

Sen. Joe Lieberman is not the first prominent democrat to cross party lines to speak for republican positions -- Zell Miller did it in the past election and by sheer coincidence due to the same issue: the war in iraq.

Lieberman has exhibited far more integrity than the overwhelming majority of Democrats who have gone from contorting position to position. 'we voted for the war because we were lied to! --->, its a quagmire..withdraw now!, ---> the surge won't work!'. I don't know what the official Dem position is on iraq is today, it seems to me they studiously wish to avoid the topic.

Politicians have a higher duty to serve their country rather than walking lockstep with their party. Does Lieberman differ from McCain on significant policy issues? Absolutely. However on Iraq they share the same outlook and mindset. Anyone who wants to portray Lieberman as trying to stab the democratic party in the back is just creating a fairy tale.

Memory is a strange bell, jubilee and knell.

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Re: on the virtue of selfishness

MayorBob.

Thu Aug 21, 2008 at 08:43:33 AM EST

none

Plus, even if you consider Lieberman to be a moralizing, smug prick of the first order, let's not forget who stuck the first dagger in the first person's back. That would have been the Democratic Party in Connecticut who tried to throw Lieberman out the door by not running him for reelection as a Democrat for his Senate seat. Yes, he was a very vocal, very public voice in opposition to the Democratic Party's opposition to the war. But, for the most part, in just about every other political issue, Lieberman hews fairly close to Democratic orthodoxy.

Having said all that, McCain would be making a huge mistake picking Lieberman as running mate. His political track record, outside of the war, would be anathema to all those fundamental Christian types McCain looks eager to cultivate. And Joe would be a thumb in the eye to most of the areligious, conservative base of the Republican Party. McCain may as well pick Hillary Clinton.

Illegitimi non carborundum.

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Re: on the virtue of selfishness

PenitenziAgite.

Sat Aug 23, 2008 at 12:22:20 AM EST

5.00 (astute, informative)

Smokin' Joe lost a primary challenge, the Democrats didn't just choose to not run him.  The party had to go with the one who won the primary.

sierra tango foxtrot uniform

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Re: on the virtue of selfishness

wetkarma.

Thu Aug 21, 2008 at 09:21:04 AM EST

none

It is indeed true that Lieberman hews very close to the Democratic Party line on all other issues save Iraq but clearly a lot of folks are still pissed off over him gainsaying them on Iraq.

I doubt McCain would have the balls to chose Lieberman for VP -- they differ on far more things than they agree on, but then again if they campaign on a 'national security first' platform, it might work.

Rumor has it that Kerry offered the VP slot to McCain in the last go round...so certainly the concept of  a 'unity ticket' is in the air.

Memory is a strange bell, jubilee and knell.

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Re: on the virtue of selfishness

skeptic.

Thu Aug 21, 2008 at 09:33:00 AM EST

none

It's probably true that McCain would make a terrible error if he were to choose Lieberman as a running-mate, since he would alienate his existing supporters while failing to win over his existing opponents, who would still prefer Obama.  Still, there would be something admirable in such a choice.  If a conservative Christian candidate were to choose a liberal Jewish running mate, it would be a signal of willingness to compromise, and of a desire for a broadly inclusive administration.  And at a time when America is so deeply divided on political issues, this kind of government of national unity might be a very good thing.  However, even so, I would still prefer Obama.

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Lieberman and Clinton Will Sit This One Out

logan.

Fri Aug 22, 2008 at 09:30:51 PM EST

5.00 (interesting)

The choice of a running mate is all about pros and cons. What assets and what liabilities would each candidate bring to the ticket? The two big questions seem to be Clinton and Lieberman as VPs. Neither one will get the nod. Here's why:

Hilary Clinton adds very little to Obama's ticket. Very few people who wouldn't have otherwise voted for McCain will swing to Obama because Hilary's on the ticket. On the other hand, she's a powerful lightning rod for the right wing. Conservatives who are ambivalent about McCain and are considering staying home or voting Libertarian will be drawn to McCain out of fear of a Clinton White House.

Joe Lieberman adds little to McCain's ticket. He's suitably pro-Bush in his actual policy statements and his voting record and he's the GOP's best example of bipartisanship. In Bush's GOP "bipartisan support" tends to mean a bunch of Republicans and Joe Lieberman. Moderates, however, aren't the group McCain has to win. He doesn't need to win the kind of voter who is impressed by bipartisanship, he needs to shore up his support among Conservatives and Evangelicals. Adding a Democrat (even Joe) to his ticket won't help there.

What giving Lieberman the nod does accomplish is remove someone who caucuses with the Democrats from the Senate. With no other changes a GOP win in November would make the Senate 50-49 until Connecticut can have a special election. Whether that's a good trade off for the GOP is a decision for Karl Rove to make.

Finally, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say not sitting Senator will get the nod for VP. Right now the Senate is balanced at 49-49 with Independents Joe Lieberman and Bernie Sanders caucusing with the Democrats to give them a 51-49 majority. Any Senator who leaves office to become VP will open a seat, changing the balance of power. Right now the GOP can block any bill by threatening filibuster and the Democrats have to find 9 Republicans to vote with them to get anything done. No matter what happens in November at least one side will lose a Senator to the White House. The Democrats aren't going to risk losing a Senate majority in exchange for a a shot at the White House.

The Republicans have 18 Senators coming up for re-election and the Democrats have 12 in the race. Additionally, there are 5 Republican Senators retiring. Considering that Ted "The Bridge to Nowhere is a Series of Tubes" Stevens (R-Indicted) is still in the race, the GOP will lose at least one seat. As of today, the GOP have 14 seats in jeopardy and the Dems only have two at risk (and low risk at that). It's very likely that the Democrats score a net gain of 5 seats in the Senate making the balance 56-44 for the Donkeys. With that much at stake there is no way that the GOP is going to risk losing another Senate seat.

Final odds:
Clinton as the Democratic VP: 1 in 100.
Lieberman as GOP VP: 1 in 5.

-=Logan
Research, facts, a Republican needs not these things.

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Re: Gigolo Joe to address the GOP convention

port1080.

Thu Aug 21, 2008 at 07:16:07 AM EST

4.00 (funny, funny)

Senator Joe Lieberman (ID-CT)

So...does "ID" stand for "idiot" now?

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Re: Gigolo Joe to address the GOP convention

delete me.

Thu Aug 21, 2008 at 01:59:33 PM EST

none

That should be (I-CT).

IDiot is perfect, in my honest opinion.

- derumi (del-me)
"Bobby Fischer? Man, that guy is crazy!" - Mike Tyson

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Re: I don't get it

zyxwvutsr.

Thu Aug 21, 2008 at 07:14:06 PM EST

none

"Gigolo"?

Is that a joke of some sort?

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Re: I don't get it

pO157.

Thu Aug 21, 2008 at 10:10:10 PM EST

5.00 (funny, brilliant)

Do you think its a joke?

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Re: I don't get it

zyxwvutsr.

Fri Aug 22, 2008 at 07:35:19 AM EST

none

Well, on on hand, nothing else makes sense - on the other hand, it doesn't seem funny.

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Re: I don't get it

pO157.

Fri Aug 22, 2008 at 08:52:03 AM EST

5.00 (funny, brilliant)

Why isn't it funny? Is it possible different people have various senses of humor?

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Re: I don't get it

zyxwvutsr.

Fri Aug 22, 2008 at 09:03:23 AM EST

none

Why isn't it funny?
I'm not going to try to deconstruct why something is not funny. It suffices to say that it didn't make me react with any emotion other than bewilderment.

Is it possible different people have various senses of humor?
It's not only possible, I'm absolutely certain that's the case. Liberals, for example, have no discernible sense of humor.

I was just wondering why it was funny to some folks. (If it in fact is funny to some folks.) Can you shed any light on this?

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Re: I don't get it

pO157.

Fri Aug 22, 2008 at 09:07:28 AM EST

5.00 (brilliant, funny, brilliant)

It's not only possible, I'm absolutely certain that's the case. Liberals, for example, have no discernible sense of humor.

What does a British political party have to do with this? Are Labour party folks more popular at social gatherings?

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Re: I don't get it

Lou.

Fri Aug 22, 2008 at 09:16:30 AM EST

5.00 (astute)

I thought you had a sense of humor.

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine

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Re: I don't get it

zyxwvutsr.

Fri Aug 22, 2008 at 09:18:55 AM EST

none

So what is it? Is it funny because he's ugly and boring and really obviously not a gigolo?

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Re: I don't get it

Lou.

Fri Aug 22, 2008 at 09:40:06 AM EST

5.00 (astute)

You know, once you explain a joke, it's dead.  I'll let you sleep on it.

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine

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Re: I don't get it

zyxwvutsr.

Fri Aug 22, 2008 at 09:49:19 AM EST

none

You know, once you explain a joke, it's dead
Some jokes are stillborn.

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Re: I don't get it

Lou.

Fri Aug 22, 2008 at 11:03:15 AM EST

none

Wait, are you saying that just because a joke isn't funny...it isn't funny?  That's harsh.

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine

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Re: I don't get it

zyxwvutsr.

Fri Aug 22, 2008 at 11:58:07 AM EST

none

No, I am saying that if it were intended as a joke, then the humor should be explainable even if the explication would render it ruin the joke.

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Re: I don't get it

zyxwvutsr.

Fri Aug 22, 2008 at 12:00:56 PM EST

none

Or something.

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Re: I don't get it

Lou.

Fri Aug 22, 2008 at 12:02:44 PM EST

none

Now that's funny!

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine

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Re: I don't get it

pO157.

Fri Aug 22, 2008 at 12:10:59 PM EST

none

I'd buy that for a dollar.

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Re: I don't get it

pO157.

Fri Aug 22, 2008 at 09:42:58 AM EST

5.00 (brilliant)

Ugly people can't be gigolos? Why don't we let the market decide who does or does not get to be a gigolo?

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Re: I don't get it

zyxwvutsr.

Fri Aug 22, 2008 at 09:49:46 AM EST

none

Ugly people can't be gigolos? Why don't we let the market decide who does or does not get to be a gigolo?
We do, and the market says the ugly need not apply.

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Sounds like an assumption.

pO157.

Fri Aug 22, 2008 at 10:09:54 AM EST

none

I have not queried the market. Have you?

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Re: Sounds like an assumption.

zyxwvutsr.

Fri Aug 22, 2008 at 10:21:22 AM EST

none

I am highly qualified, but I am not contemplating a career change, if that's what you mean.

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Re: I don't get it

Lou.

Fri Aug 22, 2008 at 12:05:49 PM EST

none

Gigolos can be ugly...as long as they have mad skilz.

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine

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Re: I don't get it

pO157.

Fri Aug 22, 2008 at 12:10:34 PM EST

none

It's not how pretty the boat is, it is how it responds to the motion of the ocean. Or so I'm told.

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Re: I don't get it

Lou.

Fri Aug 22, 2008 at 12:13:59 PM EST

5.00 (funny)

Exactly...there's a lot to say about a slow, ugly boat that gets you there.

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine

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Re: I don't get it

port1080.

Fri Aug 22, 2008 at 12:30:28 PM EST

none

At 20+ comments, I think you, pO157 & zyx may now have the record for most meaningless, off topic TnT sub-thread EVAR.  FTW!

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Re: I don't get it

pO157.

Fri Aug 22, 2008 at 01:50:36 PM EST

5.00 (brilliant)

I don't know what you are talking about, but I had to something to do something to make a point. Now that I did, it won't happen again. Unless it does.

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Ugh.

pO157.

Sat Aug 23, 2008 at 08:32:44 AM EST

none

but I had to something to do something to make a point.

Upon further review my non-witty retort simply made it look like I have dyslexia. My apologies to all concerned.

(We should get an edit function or something up in here. Or at the very least I should proofread my stuff.)

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Re: I don't get it

pO157.

Fri Aug 22, 2008 at 12:49:04 PM EST

none

Why don't you consider the contributions of Gigolos to society a meaningful one?

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Re: I don't get it

zyxwvutsr.

Fri Aug 22, 2008 at 02:20:49 PM EST

none

...the record for most meaningless, off topic TnT sub-thread EVAR
Each additional reply - even yours - sets a new record.

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Re: I don't get it

port1080.

Fri Aug 22, 2008 at 02:32:44 PM EST

5.00 (funny, funny)

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Re: I don't get it

Degee.

Fri Aug 22, 2008 at 03:12:35 PM EST

5.00 (funny, funny)

Don't ride Zyx. Humour translates poorly across cultures.

Am I a great person? Hell no - by most metrics I'm pretty much an asshole. -TSlothrop

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Re: I don't get it

pO157.

Fri Aug 22, 2008 at 12:53:17 PM EST

none

Just like an ugly gigolo that gets the job done... I'm gonna get you there if you're very careful.

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Question - Can A Gigolo Be Ugly?

MayorBob.

Fri Aug 22, 2008 at 04:38:12 PM EST

none

Answer -- I do believe it to be so.

Hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla boobuhla

hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla bop

Illegitimi non carborundum.

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If I Might Be So Bold.

MayorBob.

Thu Aug 21, 2008 at 07:33:14 PM EST

none

I believe it's Louie Prima with a political twist:

Just a gigolo
everywhere I go
people know the part
I'm playing

Stuck to my guns
till war in Iraq is won
every night some heart
betraying

There will come a day
youth will pass away
then what will they say
about me

When the end comes I know
they'll say just a gigolo
as life goes on
without me

'Cause I aint got nobody
nobody nobody cares for me
I'm so sad and lonely
sad and lonely sad and lonely
Won't some sweet GOPer
come and take a chance with me
cause I can be bad

I get along with John McCain,
been holding to my line
All of the time
Even only be, honey only, only be
Bop bozadee bozadee bop zitty bop

I ain't got nobody 'cept 100 more years
Hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla boobuhla
hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla bop

I ain't got nobody, nobody,
nobody cares for me
Nobody , nobody
I'm so sad and lonely,
sad and lonely,
sad and lonely,
Won't some sweet GOPer come
and take a chance with me
cause I can be had

I get along with John McCain,
been spoutin' all his lines
All of the time
Even only be, honey only, only be

Illegitimi non carborundum.

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