Haunted By Perversity: Grammar Nazis Befoul National Historic Landmark
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Posted to Etcetera on Mon Aug 25, 2008 at 02:14:17 PM EST (promoted by 1fastdog). RSS.
Anyone who's spent any time on the internet knows the world is made up of three types of people. The first two types are those who use proper grammar in expressing themselves and those who don't. The third type is commonly referred to as a Grammar Nazi. Drifting from chat rooms to discussion sites, they jump all over misspellings, faulty diction, or violations of basic rules of grammar. Many people are less than appreciative of the Grammar Nazi's attention, hence the name. But, some people appreciate that Grammar Nazis sometimes are right and have their place. The New York Times gives their in-house Grammar Nazi a podium from which to operate.
The Times should be expected to hew to the highest standards of grammar. You can always ignore the people who litter up web sites with their grammatical nits. But, if you meet up with Grammar Nazis in real life, it can be quite a different thing.
Jeff Deck of Somerville, MA and Benjamin Herson of Virginia Beach, VA are two self-admitted Grammar Nazis. Only they've graduated from policing the internet to policing meat space violations as part of a group Deck formed - the Typo Eradication Advancement League (TEAL). It started as a fun thing, going from town to town, stamping "out as many typos as we can find, in public signage and other venues where innocent eyes may be befouled by vile stains on the delicate fabric of our language." When they got to the Grand Canyon National Park, things went from fun to criminal really fast.
When the pair climbed to the top of the Desert View Watchtower, they came upon a sign, hand-drawn by architect Mary Colter well over a half century ago. Yes, it had some errors on it. So they took some White-Out and a permanent marker and touched it up a bit. It turned out the National Park System (NPS) wasn't all that appreciative of their effort; according to the NPS the sign was a National Historic Landmark and is considered "unique and irreplaceable."
The pair was found guilty of defacing public property and will be on probation for the next year, during which they are banned from any NPS property and from modifying any public signs. They also owe the government (US)$3,035. If you're wondering if this has cured the pair from doing this in the future, think again. Deck said after they corrected the Colter sign, he noticed the existence of a non-word -- "emense." Alas, he didn't have the time to fix that one and, according to Deck, "I think I shall be haunted by that perversity (emense)."
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