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pO157.

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In 2000, when Stephanie Gerson (then 19) found herself in Brazil she decided she wanted to go into the jungle deeper than any tour would take her. So she did the logical thing: flirted with the resort bus boy and arranged to have him take her on a private two week tour of the jungle in exchange for sex.

The world's oldest profession is prostitution, which has ensnared many a politician. While in many places the exchange of sex for cash is illegal, researchers found that people commonly trade sex for other items. One study by the University of Michigan found that 27% of men and 14% of women had previously attempted to have sex outside of a relationship for a benefit. The catch? The people queried were all college students who wanted for nothing. Daniel Kruger, a research scientist, was shocked. "It's remarkable to find these patterns in the students in the study. We have seen many examples where people do this out of necessity, but we still see these tendencies in people who are already provided for." This lead him to suggest that such behaviors are part of humanities genetic makeup.

As for Stephanie Gerson? She says it worked out well in her case. "It was a good barter both ways," she says. "I got to stay in the jungle, and he got to have sex with a cute, young American girl."

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The triumph of feminism

Steve Urkel.

Thu Aug 28, 2008 at 12:54:44 PM EST

5.00 (funny)

Some ordinary whores are sad. Self aggrandizing whores with master's degrees from Stanford are insufferable.

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Re: The triumph of feminism

Lou.

Thu Aug 28, 2008 at 01:16:08 PM EST

3.66 (informative, offtopic, astute)

Troll

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine

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the way my mind works

wetkarma.

Thu Aug 28, 2008 at 05:26:41 PM EST

5.00 (astute, astute)

So I read the story, read the comments (some quite funny btw) and my first and only take on this is:

No matter how long Stephanie Gerson lives, no matter what else she does in life -  the odds are likely that this story of her 'jungle sex barter' will be inextricably linked to her name.

Memory is a strange bell, jubilee and knell.

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Re: the way my mind works

zyxwvutsr.

Thu Aug 28, 2008 at 07:28:06 PM EST

5.00 (funny)

"Hey, Stef, been swimming with the piranhas lately?"

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Re: the way my mind works

Lou.

Thu Aug 28, 2008 at 07:48:20 PM EST

none

Oh, so that's what the young people are calling it these days?

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine

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OMIGOD!!!

JimmyHavok.

Fri Aug 29, 2008 at 03:15:27 AM EST

4.33 (brilliant, funny)

SHE HAD SEX!!!!

How will she ever live that down?

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Re: the way my mind works

gerrymander.

Thu Aug 28, 2008 at 11:39:44 PM EST

none

She and Peter Chung ought to get together.

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Like, Totally Amazing!

MayorBob.

Thu Aug 28, 2008 at 10:07:19 AM EST

4.50 (funny, funny)

"It was amazing. We built our homes out of palm leaves, I saw animals I'd never seen before, he taught me the medicinal properties of all the plants, we picked fruit off the trees, we swam with and ate piranhas. And, of course, we had sex ... for almost two weeks."
And now Stephanie is appearing in Valtrex commercials as the partner who declares "I still have genital herpes."

Illegitimi non carborundum.

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Re: Like, Totally Amazing!

joshv.

Thu Aug 28, 2008 at 10:27:35 AM EST

5.00 (funny, funny, interesting)

He probably knows how to fashion condoms from local rubber trees.

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Re: Like, Totally Amazing!

Lou.

Thu Aug 28, 2008 at 01:11:21 PM EST

5.00 (brilliant, brilliant, funny)

I wonder if they're "barked for her pleasure"?

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine

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What if he were an inept guide?

MayorBob.

Thu Aug 28, 2008 at 01:42:03 PM EST

5.00 (funny)

Scene:  Aboard Joao's motor launch as the two young lovers emerge from underneath their mosquito net.

Joao:  That was fantastic.  I have been hungry for the romantic embrace of a cute, young American girl.  And when we did the forbidden horizontal dance of love last night I thought my heart was going to explode in my chest.

Stephanie:  Whatever.  Hey, native guide, it's time to take your North American temptress by the hand and teach her jungle lore.

Joao:  Okay, what say we go swimming?

Stephanie:  Okay, let me take off my pjs and jump in the water.

SPLASH

Stephanie:  Oh, this is like totally awesome.  What are these little fishies nibbling at my toes?

Joao:  Those are the piranha.

Stephanie:  Ouch.  Oooh.  Ouch.  OMIGOD!  Aaargh!!!

Lesson:  There is more than one way to get fucked on vacation.

Illegitimi non carborundum.

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There are some things worse than a piranha

Lou.

Thu Aug 28, 2008 at 01:53:15 PM EST

5.00 (astute, informative)

I present for your cringe inducing edification, the Candiru Fish.  Best to keep those pjs on, girlfriend.

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine

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