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Let's think of the true victims of fuel prices

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Posted to Diary on Mon Sep 01, 2008 at 11:24:05 AM EST. RSS.

P. Diddy complains about the indignity of having to fly commercial because gas prices have grounded his private jet.

"I'm actually flying commercial. That's how high gas prices are. I'm at the gate right now. This is really happening, proof gas prices are too high. Tell whoever the next president is we need to bring gas prices down."

In a related matter, Mr. Diddy also requested free fuel from his "Saudi Arabia[n] brothers and sisters."

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Re: Let's think of the true victims of fuel prices

HidingFromGoro.

Tue Sep 02, 2008 at 03:30:01 AM EST

5.00 (funny)

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Shoot the Fucking Messengers

keta.

Tue Sep 02, 2008 at 12:31:02 PM EST

none

The reportage on, and deification of, celebrities and their every-day existence is one of the most nauseating things in our society.

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Re: our society

Steve Urkel.

Tue Sep 02, 2008 at 01:45:25 PM EST

5.00 (funny, brilliant)

Canada has celebrities?

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One word, Steverino.

MayorBob.

Tue Sep 02, 2008 at 03:41:53 PM EST

5.00 (funny)

Shatner.

Illegitimi non carborundum.

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Re: One word, Steverino.

T Slothrop.

Tue Sep 02, 2008 at 04:06:05 PM EST

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Now there's an ambiguous answer for you, Steve.

{Insert amusing quotation here}

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