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Americans are going nowhere

bear.

Posted to Diary on Mon Sep 29, 2008 at 04:47:54 AM EST. RSS.

As a student, I observe many of my friends using Custom Essay Writing for their homework.  What is the result?  

Student graduate with honors with the help of Custom papers however, their true knowledge is equal to zero.  They become unskilled workers and are unable to contribute to economic development of our country.

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I'll Raise You

Shy Elf.

Mon Sep 29, 2008 at 09:08:31 AM EST

5.00 (brilliant)

My new service not only hires someone to write your homework for you, but it also uses the same Indian fellow for all of your homework.  During tests or meetings, our discrete camera glasses allow him to whisper the answers into you ear.

After you graduate, you'll keep the same Indian "zombie", and use him at your job.  Since he knows everything you're supposed to know, you'll find effortless business success.

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Re: I'll Raise You

joshv.

Mon Sep 29, 2008 at 10:12:32 AM EST

5.00 (astute)

Actually, the future will look more like this than you might think.  It won't be an Indian zombie, but you'll always be connected to the net, and will be able to avail yourself of the services of Google and Amazon's "Mechanical Turk".  

I am not sure how you effectively test humans who are so deeply connected to the net, but I'd imagine you'd give them task that would require to synthesize and distill the information available on the net.  Though I imagine they could outsource that task to an Indian fellow as well.  In the end, does it really matter?  If somebody can reliable produce results at a given level, does it matter how they do it?

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how much are you selling the glasses for shy elf?

thefadd.

Mon Sep 29, 2008 at 12:51:39 PM EST

none

This is completely true. I should stimulate the world economy and hire an Indian today. I'm sure my productivity would sky rocket and more than pay for the investment within a year.

It is easy to buy small plaster models of what you think life is like.

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Re: Americans are going nowhere

joshv.

Mon Sep 29, 2008 at 01:03:23 PM EST

5.00 (informative)

Just realized, this is SPAM.

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Re: Americans are going nowhere

port1080.

Mon Sep 29, 2008 at 01:11:08 PM EST

5.00 (astute, informative)

But completely ineffective spam, since prowhat coded in the "nofollow" tags on all story submissions.  I assume the point was to help the google page ranking of the linked cites, but we're pretty much proofed against that.  

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Re: Americans are going nowhere

delete me.

Mon Sep 29, 2008 at 04:00:00 PM EST

none

We should put "nofollow" tags on userinfo pages, too. Mr. Bear appears to have a single purpose account.

- derumi (del-me)
"Bobby Fischer? Man, that guy is crazy!" - Mike Tyson

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Re: Americans are going nowhere

joshv.

Mon Sep 29, 2008 at 06:20:06 PM EST

none

We should probably delete the account.

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Re: Americans are going nowhere

Shy Elf.

Mon Sep 29, 2008 at 06:54:42 PM EST

5.00 (informative, funny)

User homepage is the spammed website again.

Google returns no hits, meaning that the the spam was custom-written for us.  So I guess they do custom-write where other people normally don't after all.

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Re: Americans are going nowhere

profwhat.

Mon Sep 29, 2008 at 02:59:48 PM EST

5.00 (interesting)

I suspected spam, too, except it is discussable spam.  The provocative headline and leaps of logic help. Did you find the same thing posted elsewhere?

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Re: Americans are going nowhere

DEMachina.

Wed Oct 01, 2008 at 02:38:08 PM EST

none

I really don't see how you can call this spam when he's talking about people graduating and then getting terrible jobs because they don't know anything.  Not exactly a ringing endorsement.

Q: What do you think of western civilization? Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea.

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Re: Americans are going nowhere

joshv.

Wed Oct 01, 2008 at 02:45:28 PM EST

5.00 (astute)

I can call it spam, because it is.  The user account was created the day this was posted, he posted to the one place where he could get something posted unedited, and that's all he's posted.  The content itself is a bit nonsensical, probably written by a non-native English speaker who read a few threads, half-understood them, and attempted to mimic our content.  No, not a ringing endorsement, but it generated some traffic, and if weren't for our "no follow" tags this entry would help generate a higher Google ranking for the site.

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Re: Americans are going nowhere

thefadd.

Wed Oct 01, 2008 at 03:02:48 PM EST

5.00 (astute)

There's no such thing as bad press, Madonna always says.

It is easy to buy small plaster models of what you think life is like.

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That blond from the first link.

MayorBob.

Mon Sep 29, 2008 at 04:45:23 PM EST

none

She looks so cute and happy.  It's hard to tell whether she got an "A" on that essay or got hooked up with Mr. Wonderful at eharmony.com.

Illegitimi non carborundum.

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Could we have the name of your planet?

Lou.

Mon Sep 29, 2008 at 06:42:28 PM EST

none

Americans are going nowhere and the proof is a paper writing service?  Puh-leeze.  What about this?  Oh sure...we may not be at the bottom of the stupid barrel...but we can see the drain from here.

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine

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Re: Americans are going nowhere

JimmyHavok.

Wed Oct 01, 2008 at 04:13:49 AM EST

none

Harper's ran an article by someone who worked for exactly that sort of business, quite a few years ago. However, it was based in Toronto.   I must say, it sounds like the kind of job I'd like.

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