No more 2 and 1/2 Men?  A shame, wherever will I get my cheap fart jokes and genital humor.

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I exposed people to magic.  

I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy. This may not be historically accurate.

I live inside the truth, and you cannot debate me. The truth is a lot like a snuggie. And you can't argue with someone in a snuggie.

I have one speed, go. This can be especially dangerous in school zones.

The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards & all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children. Ran a 5K to help armless kids.

You borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like 'Dude, can't handle it. Unplug this bastard.' My brain runs on Dunkin'.

They can't hang with me. Their bones would melt like wax. I am unable to party at Madame Tussauds Wax Museum.

I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a seven-year-old.

I closed my eyes and in a nanosecond I cured myself. I find closing your eyes is key. If you don't close your eyes you won't be cured.

I'm a fucking F-18. I got tiger's blood and Adonis DNA, hookers by the boatload and a metric assload of blow. Bite me. Just fucking bite me.

Well, I've seen some bits of Sheen's interviews, and there is something exhilerating about his devil-may-care attitude and refusal to grovel before the expectations of the crowd. The thing is that I've seen a number of addicts get to this point, and it never ends well. The fire burns brightest just before it either goes out for good or erupts into a blaze. Either the inevitable OD or getting behind the wheel of a car and forcing a schoolbus off a bridge are the usual endings for this stage.

The other point is what incentive CBS has to deal with this impending train-wreck. They would love to have more episodes in the can for future syndication, but if the show never finishes up they will just make a bit less money, that's all. I saw an item today that said that CBS still makes $10 million a year off of I Love Lucy, which finished production 54 years ago. Sheen can sue their butts off, but in the long run they own the property, and the way its going only Charlie's heirs will be around for the court decision.

Ok, so the guy is finally bottoming out, but who the fuck cares? The true hint that he is in the stratosphere is the fact that he thinks everyone does. Like there's a legion of fans out there waiting to storm the walls of CBS demanding they give Tigerblood his job back.

This is what happens when you mix money and addiction...instead of just fading into his place under the bridge, we have to hear about it. Please, America, News organizations and tabloids...stop covering Charlie Sheen.

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a truther and/or birther

I got more styles than prison got bricks- ain't that some shit?

I said it elsewhere, I'll say it here:
"Headline: Celebrity does something that gets notice!

meh."

(I actually typed "meh"!)

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Fired.