That's how they do it in Jersey.

America! I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.

Don't dress like that guy.

The only shirts that should be tucked in are undershirts or the ones with buttons down the entire front.  

It seems like every one in the South likes to tuck in his polo shirt.

Tucking in a polo shirt is the combover of clothing.  Everyone can still see your belly.

Moron.

Next time you buy a polo, take a look at the tails.  If the one in the back is longer than the one in the front, it is designed to be tucked in.  The longer rear tail is intended to keep it tucked into your pants when you bend over to retrieve your treasured hole-in-one-ball.  Untucked, it can only be used to tuck under your butt to avoid any collar hike and look good on TV - not an issue for most of us, I suspect.

At least the designers were thinking of tucking the shirt in.  it also keeps it somewhat out of the way of your swing.  If you're wearing your polo to sop up the spills from your beer fest, leave it out.  It will catch the overflow lest it stain your camo cargo shorts, which is invisible.  No badge of honor for you then.

Seriously, am I also going to have to explain why the Pratt knot is the only knot to use, ever?  Are you people savages?  Gaaa!

Re: polos - exhibit A.

I can't think of a reason why I would use a Pratt knot.

Four-in-hand or a half Windsor. Or if you're really short a full Windsor.

Did you know the Duke of Windsor didn't use the Windsor knot? His ties were thick.

Or an XL tie for the Windsor

Pratt knot? That's the one you use when you are on a sports trip somewhere going to dinner and coach insists everyone wear a tie and jacket. Soooooooo high school.

I for one either wear a Windsor or nothing at all....

Tucking in a polo shirt with shorts, incidentally, is the mullet of clothing.

Haha

I see it mainly on country club golf courses in July and August. Rich southern bankers are definitely the tackiest mofos on the planet.

[I'm not that guy.]

Where I come from, the polo shirt tucked into khaki shorts and a floppy haircut is the de facto uniform of a certain species of upper middle class, white, Southern male.

Oh, yeah-- I wasn't implying that it was comparable in terms of social strata to the mullet, just that it was a similar theme: business up top, party down below.

Well, I'm sorted for my Halloween costume: a Red Dragon propane torch kit, and a wig.

That's what they use to kill weeds.