Disappearing Space Dust

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Astronomers have noted the disappearance, over a mere two-year period, of the dust around a young star in the constellation Centaurus. While they have proposed a couple of hypotheses as to what happened, they conveniently overlooked the possibility that somebody is gathering resources.

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1	Hope & Change pO157. Mon Jul 09, 2012 at 05:43:27 PM EST 5.00 (liberal)

Maybe the dust is simply being redistributed to a star with significantly less dust.

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2 1	Re: Hope & Change HidingFromGoro. Mon Jul 09, 2012 at 10:01:36 PM EST 5.00 (massive, heavy, funny)

From each according to his mass, to each according to his gravity.

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3 1	Re: Hope & Change Anywhere. Tue Jul 10, 2012 at 07:28:39 AM EST none

If my guess-- that it was gathered into a Jupiter-sized mass by reverse chirality space dinosaurs and hurled Sol-ward at barely-subluminal speeds in the opening* salvo of mankind's first interstellar war-- is correct, we'll know soon.

*And closing.

4	Re: Disappearing Space Dust improper. Tue Jul 10, 2012 at 09:42:03 AM EST 5.00 (hidden)

Mitt Romney is hiding it in the Cayman Islands.

5	Another possibility. Haggis. Tue Jul 10, 2012 at 11:02:58 AM EST 5.00 (scholarly)

This.

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6 5	Re: Another possibility. improper. Tue Jul 10, 2012 at 11:31:02 AM EST none

Love the reference! Btw... Airplane and Spaceballs are my favorite comedy movies of all time.

7 5	Re: Another possibility. Anywhere. Tue Jul 10, 2012 at 11:39:19 AM EST none

What happens when she switches from suck to blow?

8 7	Re: Another possibility. Haggis. Tue Jul 10, 2012 at 12:52:29 PM EST none

You got a dusty constellation there, Dark Helmet.

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Disappearing Space Dust

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Posted to SciTech on Thu Jul 12, 2012 at 07:22:43 AM EST (promoted from Diaries by port1080). RSS.

Hope & Change

pO157.

Mon Jul 09, 2012 at 05:43:27 PM EST

5.00 (liberal)

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Re: Hope & Change

HidingFromGoro.

Mon Jul 09, 2012 at 10:01:36 PM EST

5.00 (massive, heavy, funny)

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Re: Hope & Change

Anywhere.

Tue Jul 10, 2012 at 07:28:39 AM EST

none

Re: Disappearing Space Dust

improper.

Tue Jul 10, 2012 at 09:42:03 AM EST

5.00 (hidden)

Another possibility.

Haggis.

Tue Jul 10, 2012 at 11:02:58 AM EST

5.00 (scholarly)

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Re: Another possibility.

improper.

Tue Jul 10, 2012 at 11:31:02 AM EST

none

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Re: Another possibility.

Anywhere.

Tue Jul 10, 2012 at 11:39:19 AM EST

none

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Re: Another possibility.

Haggis.

Tue Jul 10, 2012 at 12:52:29 PM EST

none