Tits & Ass: Hard Facts
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Posted to Business on Thu Aug 23, 2012 at 07:45:45 PM EST (promoted by port1080). RSS.
This strip club (2001 Odyssey) is right down the road from where the GOP will hold their convention next week. Therefore, it was obviously important for the journalists at CNN to do an indepth story about how the upcoming presidential nomination ceremony will impact the titty business.
Conventions are really important for Boob joints. The owner of the place says the last time the Promise Keepers rolled into town they packed the strip club all night, every night. This club expects to make a lot more money on the upcoming GOP convention because reliable sources have it that while a limp wristed commie pinko democrat only spends $50 per strip club visit, a god fearing red blooded republican man spends $150 per visit. The club even features a machine to "Make It Rain" where patrons can swipe their credit card and dollar bills drop from the ceiling so customers don't have to do all the heavy lifting like PacMan Jones did.
While the owner of the 2001 Odyssey has been jailed 150 times for his business ventures, the mayor of Tampa Bob "Truck Stop" Buckhorn says there will be no police presence at these places during the convention so that GOP luminaries like Congressman "Clay" Aiken don't have to worry about police "shutting that whole thing down."
< You know that Todd Akins guy?
