Spring Has Sprung! (F&%ing Allergies!)

skeeter1.

Posted to Etcetera on Thu Apr 10, 2008 at 08:45:06 AM EST (promoted by port1080). RSS.

What makes me say that?  Well, three reasons, mostly...

1).  I put away the winter coats and got out the spring jackets instead.

2).  I took the electric radiator out of the family room and put in storage.

3).  The damned deer have eaten the tops off of all of my tulips as they're coming up.  "Rats with hooves".  If it weren't that I live in a very-much residential neighborhood, I'd load up the 12-gauge with some buckshot and have me some venison.  As it is, I'd probably just end up in jail.

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Spring drink special

Steve Urkel.

Posted to Religion on Thu Mar 08, 2007 at 02:57:41 AM EST (promoted by port1080). RSS.

Links are for soakers, drinks are for jokers, joints are for tokers, and cigs are for smokers.

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