None Hit Blunders

Steve Urkel.

Posted to Music on Thu May 08, 2008 at 02:36:46 PM EST (promoted by port1080). RSS.

Those bands that never quite took off.

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Baseball - great American pastime, or Communist plot?

Steve Urkel.

Posted to Sport on Wed Apr 02, 2008 at 02:27:29 PM EST (promoted by Acefantastik). RSS.

The crack of the bat. The smell of the balls. The grass.

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What does the 2nd Amendment really mean?

Steve Urkel.

Posted to Legal on Mon Mar 03, 2008 at 03:01:02 AM EST (promoted by port1080). RSS.

"I'll sleep better knowing my good friend is by my side to protect me."

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Draft X!

Steve Urkel.

Posted to Politics on Thu Jan 24, 2008 at 09:59:35 AM EST (promoted by port1080). RSS.

If nominated I will not run. If elected I will serve - your ass like John McEnroe.

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Moist!

Steve Urkel.

Posted to Etcetera on Tue Oct 16, 2007 at 08:57:50 AM EST (promoted by port1080). RSS.

Word's that make you go nnrrrk.

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Danger! Danger!: Questions Will Robinson Wouldn't Ask

Steve Urkel.

Posted to Etcetera on Sun Jul 22, 2007 at 08:53:14 PM EST (promoted by 1fastdog). RSS.

"Perhaps you can feel your blood pressure rise as you read these questions. Perhaps you are appalled that people can so much as think such things. Perhaps you think less of me for bringing them up. These are dangerous ideas -- ideas that are denounced not because they are self-evidently false, nor because they advocate harmful action, but because they are thought to corrode the prevailing moral order."

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Pizza bombs and perfect crimes

Steve Urkel.

Posted to Legal on Thu Jul 12, 2007 at 02:56:07 PM EST (promoted by port1080). RSS.

The bread is crazy, and so are you.

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Hot dog!

Steve Urkel.

Posted to Sport on Thu Jul 05, 2007 at 04:00:24 PM EST (promoted by port1080). RSS.

Joey Chesnut did the unthinkable, eating 66 hot dogs in 12 minutes to defeat the legendary Kobayashi (who more than anyone put the sport of competitve eating on the map), set a new world record, and restore the hot dog eating title back to America where it belongs.

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Another evolution controversy

Steve Urkel.

Posted to SciTech on Sun May 20, 2007 at 09:11:51 AM EST (promoted by port1080). RSS.

Linked essay includes many neat pictures

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This is just to say

Steve Urkel.

Posted to Etcetera on Fri Apr 20, 2007 at 08:01:13 AM EST (promoted by port1080). RSS.

Poetry is gay.

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Guns are fun

Steve Urkel.

Posted to Legal on Fri Mar 09, 2007 at 09:22:51 PM EST (promoted by port1080). RSS.

There are two kinds of people in this world. Those with guns, and those who do the digging.

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Spring drink special

Steve Urkel.

Posted to Religion on Thu Mar 08, 2007 at 02:57:41 AM EST (promoted by port1080). RSS.

Links are for soakers, drinks are for jokers, joints are for tokers, and cigs are for smokers.

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